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blobbles

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Pirate Auction



Pirate Auction on the 4th of February at 6pm game time for the procurement of funds to aid in the establishment of a system of enjoyable beguilement.

Your chosen victims are offering up 2 (two) hours of their time in which you may torture them in a multitude of ways. So long as it remains within the ToS. If your intentions are less than wholesome, you may wish to inquire as to what your selected victim is willing to do before purchasing as once the sale is finalised, payment is non-refundable.

The Auction shall be held on Kirin Island at the Grandiose Flag Hall of the flag "Drunken Deadbeats". As the name implies, your auctioneer will be heavily inebriated, and most probably won't have paid for his alcohol himself. Attendance is at your own risk. Some attendees are known for being rather...frisky.

Absentee bids are being taken, funds must be provided before the auction, and shall be refunded in the case of an unsuccessful bid. PM me for further information on this matter.

Current List of Auctionees:
Bluelemon - 14k- Nineinch
Blueminky - 5.5k- Extraterrest
Cem - 23k-
Cheiron - 2k- Extraterrest
Crazyblonde - 8k- Spongebob
Darlie - 12k- Hung
Disgraceful - 6k- Imported
Grg - 12k- Miscee
Hung - 26k- Lateralus
Imported - 10k- Mzluan
Jamesmc - 2k- Yasemin
Jjin - 6969PoE- Lateralus
Karpie - 8k- Neclika
Kjdk - 2k- Imported
Madmike - 3.1k- Stabsolo
Minsiem - 3k- Vampyone
Monkeyspy - 22k- Yasemin
Morbuzaan - 19k- Grg
Mrman - 2k- Yasemin
Passionpatti - 2k- Hung
Psychox - 2k- Yasemin
Rizzy - 11k- Hihihelloyo
Shaktii AND Freak - 20k- Yasemin
Thalatta - 6k- Hung
Vampyone - 240k- Jalan
Yasemin - 85k- Hihihelloyo
Redjenny - 6k- Shaktii
Stabsolo - 3k- Neclika
Andaconda - 2k- Extraterrest
Stblob - 23k- Vampyone

*Yes, I know I told people Monday 31st, but then I found out I'm working on the Tuesday, and I need sleep before work. Or I kill people. Or replace customer's orders with dead pigeons I find on the roof. Both are frowned upon.
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Blobbles - Captain of Simulated Sobriety - King of Drunken Deadbeats.
Supreme Overlord of all things Alcoholic - Cobalt.
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blobbles

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Re: Pirate Auction

Just a reminder, the Auction begins in a little over 24 hours. If you are being auctioned, tell your friends. No one wants to suffer the embarrassment of being cheap, or worse, unwanted.
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Blobbles - Captain of Simulated Sobriety - King of Drunken Deadbeats.
Supreme Overlord of all things Alcoholic - Cobalt.
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Re: Pirate Auction

I don't mind being cheap and unwanted. :D
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blobbles

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Re: Pirate Auction

*pats* That's because by now, you're used to it.
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Supreme Overlord of all things Alcoholic - Cobalt.
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mflydy

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Re: Pirate Auction

*sobs* It's all Rizzy's doing. I need therapy now. Someone pass me the hard booze.
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Re: Pirate Auction

good luck to all
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Re: Pirate Auction

so who won who ?
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blobbles

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Re: Pirate Auction

Nah, not telling.
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Re: Pirate Auction

I know who won Blobs.
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Re: Pirate Auction

Vampyone wrote: 
I know who won Blobs.


I know who won Vampy.
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Jalan, on every ocean. A slow shrew from Cobalt.

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(It is right to learn, even from the enemy)
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Re: Pirate Auction

I know who thought it would be funny to bid on Darlie.
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Spongebob.

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