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justjames47

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Help spread STDs to Alkaid!

STDs declares their intent to blockade Alkaid island!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74M5JiKZQNU

(sorry for the total lack of sexual themes but its an awesome song)

Cade info!
JCs are AIDSTD, RXSTD, JOBSTD
Jobbing will start at 11 AM
Pay will be starting at 1k a seg

Island Goals
Our goal with alkaid is to create hunter oceans very own terra. What ocean would be complete without at least one awesome game of shop tetris. Errrr wait how did that get in there.


If we should be lucky enough to win I'll elaborate on our Alkaid Island Stimulus Package and Economic Recovery Plan. But dont expect to see 100% taxes or wall to wall shops on the agenda.

EVENT SECTION!
Your challenge here is to fill in that chat bubble with a hilarious comment. The funniest comment as judged by me and possibly my crack team of humorists will WIN A SLOOP!
Entries must include your pirate name on hunter (prizes limited to this ocean)
So as an example one might have an entry that looks like this

Justjames - Ya so what! Im Duchess and Im not ever gunna let you get a familiar!"


Note this is a bizzaro comic and you can find the original quote if you look hard enough but I can tell you now that I wont be picking that as the best caption.

Random Sloop Give Aways!
During the cade we will be holding sloop give aways. At various points throught the cade we will randomly pick a boat, a station and a position on the duty report and with any luck you could find yourself in that spot and the proud owner of a sloop.
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Manhi

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Re: Help spread STDs to Alkaid!

Good Luck guys!
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Re: Help spread STDs to Alkaid!

/e wears 2 layers of condom

<3
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Re: Help spread STDs to Alkaid!

Good luck STD.

The song makes up for the lack of lame sexual themes so all if forgiven.
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Ascotte

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Re: Help spread STDs to Alkaid!

 
If we should be lucky enough to win I'll elaborate on our Alkaid Island Stimulus Package and Economic Recovery Plan. But dont expect to see 100% taxes or wall to wall shops on the agenda.

Mhm, as a shoppe owner I think more detail on this would be welcome before the cade since we have seen various plans in that region lately.

Anyway, good luck, hoping to see a nice cade where the best may win.
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tells ye, "You invented forum cades"

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Re: Help spread STDs to Alkaid!

Good luck STD!
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Re: Help spread STDs to Alkaid!

Oh boy! I probably wont make it but good luck STD's
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Re: Help spread STDs to Alkaid!

I am curious to know what type of plans you have if you win. Considering we have dusted quite a few shoppes there, I am sure many would dislike seeing someone take control of it and start back building or stop the dusting process.Yes I know its been a bit since our last dust,but we started strong and we still plan to carry out what we started.It would just be nice to see a plan before a cade instead of just a intent to take an island that is in the works of being a better place.


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Re: Help spread STDs to Alkaid!

We can tell you that we plan on being wise and judicious governors of Alkaid.

We will be providing services and activities that will encourage pirates to live, shop and play there.

We will not be building any more shoppes on the island and once we have all of the necessary information we will decide if it makes more sense to focus on dusting shoppes or put our attention elsewhere.

Suffice it to say that we are long time players on Hunter and that we definitely want to make Alkaid, The Ursa Archipelago and Hunter as a whole a better place to play and to give opportunities to as many pirates as possible to make PoE and have fun.

Stay tuned for details once the dust settles from tomorrow's blockade.
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~Dogindafog~

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The more I read Hunter Parley the more I am convinced the Special Bus drove straight into it.

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Re: Help spread STDs to Alkaid!

Finallllllllllllllllllly. A blockade which could be interesting. Good luck to both sides in their quest for victory

/e likes that the "big" flags are being challenged to a cade =)
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Re: Help spread STDs to Alkaid!

Well, I wish good luck to you, I'm sure it'll be a tough blockade for both sides.
Sorry, but I'll be supporting the flag that I was in for almost a year.
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Re: Help spread STDs to Alkaid!

Good luck guys!
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Re: Help spread STDs to Alkaid!

Good Luck!! I will see y'all there!
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Re: Help spread STDs to Alkaid!

Diseeeases bad :( You deserve spankings
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Re: Help spread STDs to Alkaid!

Good Luck everyone dropping a chest.
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Re: Help spread STDs to Alkaid!

 
Diseeeases bad :( You deserve spankings


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Re: Help spread STDs to Alkaid!

Good Luck STD!

And as for the event, I think you should just give the sloop to yourself, that was hilarious.
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Re: Help spread STDs to Alkaid!

 
Good Luck STD!

And as for the event, I think you should just give the sloop to yourself, that was hilarious.



>.< i hope i didnt scare everyone off. but at this point its looking like anyone who enters will be the winner on account of nobody entering ..... I thought hunter was a funnier ocean... guess i was wrong ;p
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Re: Help spread STDs to Alkaid!

Can't find a thread just for this so I'll post here.
The pirate in the cartoon is saying.

'Let this be a lesson to all of you. Don't feed the birds!'

Slimbottom.
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Re: Help spread STDs to Alkaid!

not a good entry but oh well:

(the captain thinks) ' This should be fun, now then, where are those sharks to eat him! hmm

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Re: Help spread STDs to Alkaid!

Here's mine :D

"We have two options mates, let him suffer with Justjames or let the sharks have at him! Yarr. Captain, don't you think a night with Justjames is too cruel, even for us? Aye mate, your right. Let him be with the sharks!"


<3 JJ
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Re: Help spread STDs to Alkaid!

"Since we have no clues whatsoever to charge someone with the familiar theft, I guess we'll just use Pete by default."
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Re: Help spread STDs to Alkaid!

Congratulations on the spread of STDs to Alkaid.
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Re: Help spread STDs to Alkaid!

Ya STDs on Alkaid!
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Re: Help spread STDs to Alkaid!

A huge thank you to everyone that jobbed, naved and generally worked their butts off to make this happen! We are thoroughly impressed and grateful for all of the support.


Thanks AD for providing a great defense and keeping us on our toes through out.

Keep an eye out for the details of our plans for Alkaid...
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~Dogindafog~

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The more I read Hunter Parley the more I am convinced the Special Bus drove straight into it.

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Re: Help spread STDs to Alkaid!

Great job on both sides.

Congrats STD!!!

*fangirl scream*

We love you!!!
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Re: Help spread STDs to Alkaid!

Do your plans for governing the island include building more apothocary shops?
Now that STD is at Alkaid the demand for medicinal elixers will be huge.
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Re: Help spread STDs to Alkaid!

Am I too late for the event section?


"Arrr, let this be a lesson to all of you. Polly does NOT want a bloody cracker!"

Oh, and congrats by the way

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Re: Help spread STDs to Alkaid!

shinnj- "Im just having fun"

Congrats on winning Alkaid, Good luck with the island!
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keeps saying I have won but I've been 10,000th visitor 9 times now...
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Re: Help spread STDs to Alkaid!

Who says I cant enter twice? >:l


Too bad he ate that cracker huh Polly? Time for him to swim!
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