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Dear Blackbeardd,

Thank you for your applying for the role of Governor of Jorvik. We were impressed by your ability to work like an indentured servant in your quest for the requisite "reputation".

We'd like you to invite you to an "interview" at Jorvik Island. But first we do need to clarify a few things in the job description. After review of the corrected job description we invite you to interview.

Please understand that I posted the job vacancy in a drunken stupor, and this stunt has put me in "dutch" with "Jorvik".

"Jorvik" is so horribly mispronounced that we just affectionately call him "Bob". And the title of "Governor" is just Bob's little way of making you think you're in charge. The actual Job description is more of "Cabana Boy".

Corrected Job Vacancy Announcement follows:

Bob,

Once we were deeply in love. Now, that fire is out, my hearth is cold, as is your heart. As you deserve to be loved I will actively seek my replacement.

I am pleased to announce we are accepting applications for the "position" of "Governor" of "Bob".

While Bob is cruel and demanding, Bob is loving and kind. Though "the" position grants you the stewardship of the Island, this "position" comes with
"responsibilities".

Bob has a powerful thirst and is want to "tap" a "keg" and "share" with his "friends". Many will drink from his "chalice" but only the "Governor" can fill his "cask".

The "Governor" must at all times be ready, willing and able to provide for Bob and his "sailor" friends. The "Governor" is required to "fully" stock his balls deep in Bob's palatial "hold".

Bob demands the Governors' "full potential".

Are you man enough for Bob?

Please arrive at the following place and time, in appropriate attire:

Location: Jorvik Island, Bob's "Playground"
Date: Saturday, 27 August, 2016
Time: Noon Pirate Time

This will be a paid interview.

Starting Pay: 2000/segment
*Bob has a five (5) segment minimum

The legal department demands that I inform you this will be a Sinking Blockade and that Bob likes it "spirited".
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For posterity's sake, I'll try to leave a legible fossil record.
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God damn it, I forgot to post my resume in time.
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God damn it, I forgot to post my resume in time.


No worries, mate. We have your resume on file. But we may require a new picture, something water resistant this time.
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Did Vova defile the last one?
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Did Vova defile the last one?



We glued the last one to a urinal cake in the Flag Hall restroom.

It has long since dissolved.
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I knew I was a champion, no silver showers for me!
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I would like to thank every pirate that jobbed in the blockade at Jorvik this weekend. The turnout for this blockade demonstrated that news of the death of cerulean has been great exaggerated.

To our supporters, jobbers and friends I cannot thank you enough for helping me organize a defense. Without you this would not have been possible.

To our opponent, Blackbeardd and the flag Davy Jones' Locker:
Mate, you have shown and incredible spirit. You have demonstrated an ability to build a support base and organize a blockade in a very short amount of time.

I look forward to your next flag action. The ability, ambition, and personality you bring to this game add greatly to our ocean.


With many thanks,
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I would like to thank every pirate that jobbed in the blockade at Jorvik this weekend. The turnout for this blockade demonstrated that news of the death of cerulean has been great exaggerated.

To our supporters, jobbers and friends I cannot thank you enough for helping me organize a defense. Without you this would not have been possible.

To our opponent, Blackbeardd and the flag Davy Jones' Locker:
Mate, you have shown and incredible spirit. You have demonstrated an ability to build a support base and organize a blockade in a very short amount of time.

I look forward to your next flag action. The ability, ambition, and personality you bring to this game add greatly to our ocean.


With many thanks,
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Well said Tagline! Great to see such wonderful sportsmanship! It was a fun blockade (at least until i dc'd :o\ ) Thank's to you, Blackbeardd and everyone involved for keeping our lovely ocean alive and the jobbers on their toes
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