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Posted by Halfbrain5 at Feb 16, 2016 5:02:51 PM
Re: Anti-Valentine's Doodle: Love Stinks! [Deadline: Feb 16, 11:59pm]

There once was an old man so cheap
That girlfriends he never could keep.
He gave them stale candy
And watered down brandy
They told him “Get lost you old creep.”

There once was a lover named Fred
With very few brains in his head.
He made love to a bear
Asleep in her lair
And now he is known as dead Fred.

As Valentine’s treat foolish Jack
Took his wife out to eat a Big Mac.
The look on her face
Was such a disgrace
That he left and he never came back.
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