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Posted by M_Cobain at Oct 30, 2011 6:38:50 PM
Re: The Pirate Diplomat brings to you.... The Daily Pirate! (Mix of diplomacy and rumour stomping news)
I vote for Elfeesh and myself being your first and second journalists. We make great stories and are very trustworthy. Also we are considered to be 'pixel lookers', which means we're pretty attractive. This helps with interviewing (possibly having sex with) the person we interview for your research.

We aquire:

- A hat

- A badge that says 'Journalist'

- A salary

We deliver:

- Stories

- In depth interviews

- Going deep in general
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Martobain

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