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TheBert



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The time has come to free the oppressed pigs of Kirin and once again allow them to run free!

Our swine spies have gathered their intelligence, the underground Pig Patrol is ready to burst forth from hiding and fight tusk and hoof to exact revenge upon the Mad Butcher and his beer-guzzling, barbecuing minions!

We welcome all to help our Pig Patrol return management of the fair Kirin to a flag that truely loves it, and liberate it from those who have turned its once glorious palace into a mere billboard for their Dragon's Nest holdings.


Underground Pig Patrol

The piggies went underground to watch the invasion of their homeland. One of their discoveries was very illuminating:


Closet Piggy Lover

Help remove the big bad wolf that is terrorizing the docks of our once welcoming island!


Fer the Piggies!!

Free the Pigs and support Valor in liberating the fair isle of Kirin once again let the beloved huggable hogs roam the docks and placid places of our once proud porcine refuge!

Time: 12:50 PM Saturday, March 15. Jobbing starts at NOON Game Time
Pay: 300 per segment
Jobbing Contacts: Pinkvalor and Fauna


Victory Tournaments and Porcine Partying afterwards.


Muuuaaawwwwhahahah!


Note: edited to match Static's pay rate and to update times...
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Go piggies! But i wont be able to make it to the blockade :'(
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Muuuaaawwwwhahahah!



Am I the only one that finds this very disturbing?
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I dunno, I am still giggling at the little piggies with swords....
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Disturbing, but amusing. Very, very cool intent.

Im still giggling from the Pigs on the sloop.
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hee hee i loved the piggies taking back Kirin. Great!
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Muuuaaawwwwhahahah!



Am I the only one that finds this very disturbing?


I know, It's made in CHINA. LEAD!!!!
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This intent post has so much win in it. Seriously.
Will definitely try to make it xD if my alarm clock allows me. *shakes fist at timezones*
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I hope to see everyone out at the blockade :D

Come help us return the piggies to their rightful place on Kirin! We need your help jobbers, Cybr is a worthy opponent and it will be a hard and sinking fight!


The piggies have been practicing their blockading in the Kirin shoppes (each of which has been equipped with a lime bathtub for blockade practice)...

The lime tubs will be given away in lime day tourneyies...
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Valor will be matching Static's jobbing pay...
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heh, Sorry, did not like the odd number. 300/seg, 1500/round.

Bring your swimmies.
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Underground Pig Patrol


Goodness gracious - I'd hate to see what would happen if Valor royals were given Rorschach tests...
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Goodness gracious - I'd hate to see what would happen if Valor royals were given Rorschach tests...



Is that the one with all the ink spots that look like pigs?
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Goodness gracious - I'd hate to see what would happen if Valor royals were given Rorschach tests...



Is that the one with all the ink spots that look like pigs?


Thank you for confirming my point. I think you need professional help...
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I apologize for the late drop (12:50 GAME TIME) but our monarch had to go to the doctor's office today in a hurry and we fell one vote short of the war dec needed for the drop. Took us a little while to get Yngvild in Alaska to get on and vote :D

Block still happening... just a little late :D
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If Kirin is won by Valor tonight please be on the lookout for two tourneys with a 5k pot each with the top prize being a longship! ONe will be swordfight with the other being a rumble tourney!

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An Awesome job by all that came out today on both sides. Thanks to all for coming out today and making this a good time.

To the jacknappes that decided to go spam the Valor Vent server, I hope to find ya and give ya the "reward" that ya deserve... a PvPing for the rest of your pirate life. Cheaters like that should be just sent back to Runescape where ya belong.

Back to the real reason of this post, we appreciate all of you for coming out and jobbing and we hope that you all had a good time. Thanks to all the mates, hearties and flaggies that came out today to support us. The ocean population today was the largest that I have seen it a while.

Thanks to all on both sides for coming out!

Yarr!! and remember......

Kirin IS for Beer!!!!
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A bunch of useless drivel.


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It was indeed a really great block. The scores were very close, and Valor had a ton of fun.

Our Donbert will be posting himself, but he is sick and had to get some rest after the block.



He sends his heartfelt thanks to everyone who came and also a mighty Arrrrrroink!
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I have to thank everyone for coming and showing their support. It was so great. So many came out to assist us and I thank you all and hope you had fun.

The blockade was so close at times... round 1 went to Static by 3 points, round 3 went to Valor by less than 10. It truly could have gone either way.

I appreciate the two new piggies at the dock. For me anyway, Kirin doesn't feel right without a couple piggies at least.

I want to thank our opponents for a great fight. Many ships were sunk and supplies used. Much poe was spent on jobbers. All in all I think fun was had by many.

Piggies rock! So does beer (I homebrew myself sometimes).

My piggies are considering tours of Cobalt, so if you are interested in some of them visiting your buildings let me know. I do insist on maintaining ownership so you will need to make me a manager for long enough to place them.

As a final note, Valor will now consider its future plans and hopes that Kirin remains a great and vibrant island under the Static. We are not ruling out future plans to retake Kirin but we are not guaranteeing them either. We are also considering making a strong push to take the next new large that opens as we feel we have shown the ocean that we are talented island builders who can be trusted to do right by an island and the ocean.

I can't resist leaving you with a piggy pic...


To the person who felt the need to enter our vent voice channel and play recordings spewing obscenities during round two and early round three. You marred what was a close and exciting blockade. You are immature. I am certain our opponent had nothing to do with it and was outraged when it happened and even offered to lend us a new vent server. I hate to say but you did effect the outcome - we lost voice communication for nearly a whole round while rebooting our server and lost two navvers during the issue. That you, an outside force, with so LITTLE regard for others to do this, had an effect on an exciting and fun blockade is a travesty and if you are ever identified I will spend every last poe on every last ocean making your life miserable as will most pirates on BOTH sides of this fight.
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We'd be more than happy to host some of the pigs at TLM.
My flaggies may not agree but i'm fond of pigs :P



Well, not that fond, this is a pic of Psychox.
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Korgazzo wrote: 
We'd be more than happy to host some of the pigs at TLM.
My flaggies may not agree but i'm fond of pigs :P



Well, not that fond, this is a pic of Psychox.



Right, but who is the guy with the beard and red thing around his neck? :P

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I want to echo both Fred and Cybr's posts - much fun was had, it was a hard-fought battle, and my respect for Cybr and crew has been much enhanced not only by how well the fought but by the amount of effort they put into helping us resolve the problems with the as yet anonymous Ventrilo Spammer.

Hmm... a drunken pig coalition to track down and decisively deal with this nefarious individual sounds like a grand idea to me!

Pigs and Beer forever!
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Korgazzo wrote: 
We'd be more than happy to host some of the pigs at TLM.
My flaggies may not agree but i'm fond of pigs :P



Well, not that fond, this is a pic of Psychox.



Right, but who is the guy with the beard and red thing around his neck? :P

Jak

LOL thats not nice jak, it is funny though =D
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Valor made this a tough blockade and a lot of fun. All of us at Static hope that everyone had a good time. If not see Cybr. heh.


I would like to thank everyone that came out and jobbed with us. We could not have done as well as we did without your support. I would also like to thank the Shrews for getting up at an ungodly hour to be there. You all just need to move to the states. =)

On a personal note I feel our behind the scenes team did I terrific job. Thank you Judhorqa and Sailmaker. Thank you Yarr crew for always stepping it up and doing whatever is needed. Last but not least thank you bnavers out of our flag that came to play, Av, Rashnu, Crotty, Sydneyb, Prosperity, Dcyborg.

Oh and the awesome group of XO's (cuz you almost always get left out) Dcyborg, Fireangel, Livy, Zoeymac, Westmarch, Vampyone, Kutusobad and Rump.

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Yeah we'll have the piggies at TLM.

/e goes off to buy a tiger to keep them all in check...
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We'd be more than happy to host some of the pigs at TLM..

And so begins the great Kirin pig diaspora of 2008..
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Yeah we'll have the piggies at TLM.

/e goes off to buy a tiger to keep them all in check...


Tigers and pigs can live toghether :P



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I can't possibly imagine what other purpose tigers and pigs would have korg other than to snuggle together! :p
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On a personal note I feel our behind the scenes team did I terrific job. Thank you Judhorqa and Sailmaker. Thank you Yarr crew for always stepping it up and doing whatever is needed. Last but not least thank you bnavers out of our flag that came to play, Av, Rashnu, Crotty, Sydneyb, Prosperity, Dcyborg.

Oh and the awesome group of XO's (cuz you almost always get left out) Dcyborg, Fireangel, Livy, Zoeymac, Westmarch, Vampyone, Kutusobad and Rump.

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Whohoo double billing!

Thanks for fun! =)
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