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Eurydice
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I HAS A EVENT!1 A Journey into LOLCODE. [Winners Announced]

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Is there a part of the game you think needs fixing? A new feature you want implemented RIGHT NOW? Do you think it would only take "a few lines of code?" Here's your chance to create it yourself and win a prize for doing so! The only catch is that you must use LOLCODE to do it.

Well, that's not the only catch. In addition to being in LOLCODE, your fix or feature entry must:

* be fifty (50) lines or fewer in length
* make proper use of LOLCODE keywords and contributions
* be thoroughly yet concisely commented using BTW, so that we know what you're trying to do
* provide amusement
* contain your pirate name and ocean
* be posted in this very thread by 11:59 P.M. Pirate Time, Sunday, June 24, 2007.
* adhere to the rules of this forum

Some short examples of LOLCODE are available here.

Judging will be done by me, and by my lovely assistants Cephalopod and Bungleton. Prizes to be determined later, however I can say that I plan on giving out at least one Eurydice doll.

OMG PLZ NOTE:

* If you are not familiar with the LOL phenomenon, you can find information here and here and here, among other places.
* Due to the time commitment that would be involved, neither I nor my lovely assistants can advise you on how to program or how to use LOLCODE. Part of the event is to figure this out on your own.
* Comment lines do NOT count toward your line count limit.
* Judging will take approximately one week.
* You may collaborate, but only one pirate per entry may receive a prize.
* No, it does not actually have to compile or run.
* No, your fix or feature will not be added to the YPP codebase. This event is just for fun!
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[Jun 19, 2007 3:29:45 PM]

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HAI
IZ uridici_marid LEIK yuis
	YARLY 
		CANHAS marig_prpzal.pplz????????
	NORLY
		CANHAS marig_prpzal_4_nemsies.pplz??????????
	GTFO

IZ uridici_prpsal LEIK yuis
	YARLY
		me + urideci = marid!!!!!!!!!
	NORLY
		me + eridicki != marid :( :( :( :( :(
	GTFO

IZ nemsies_prpsal LEIK yehs
	YARLY
		nemisies = OMG LOV LONG TIEM!@!!!!!!
	NORLY
		nimesis = TORT!!!! SHERW!!!! TORT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
	GTFO
KTHXBAI

Sadly, I can't get my head around BTW tags. I think my purpose remains amply clear, however.
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[Jun 19, 2007 4:08:36 PM]

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Moppy
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"Sample greenie logic code"

GIMMEH <basicpyratfunc.h>

HAI

I HAS A foil(string)="blue and yellow";
I HAS A rags_shirt(string) ="blue";
I HAS A rags_pants(string) ="blue";
I HAS A poez(integer) = 0;
I HAS A location(string);
I HAS A booleanoperator(boolean);

getlocation(location);

Iz (location==dock) BTW "U giv poe"
	IM IN YR[dox]{
		joinchatcircle();
		say("u giv poz?");
	      }
		IZ (poz >= 100000){
		YARLY{
			KTHX;
		}
	}

KTHX;

Iz (location==tailor){ BTW "I b mngr an haz fre stuf?"
	YARLY{
		say("kn I b mangr, I good @ pzuzle");
		mademanager(booleanoperator);
		IZ (boleanoperator == true){
			YARLY{
				say("Kkthx bai");
			}
			NORLY{
				say("ZOmgz u r meen!!! I not bai ne ur stuffz!");
			}
		say("kn I haz fre stuff?");
		tradecomplete(booleanoperator);
		IZ (boleanoperator == true){
			YARLY{
				say("Kkthx bai");
			}
			NORLY{
				say("ZOmgz u r meen!!! I not bai ne ur stuffz!");
		KtHX;
		}
				

Iz (location==ironmonger){ BTW "U bai foil plz?"
	YARLY{
		say("U bai mi foil plz? it iz gold n gold iz worth lotz";
		tradecomplete(booleanoperator);
		IZ (boleanoperator == true){
			YARLY{
				say("Kkthx bai");
			}
			NORLY{
				say("ZOmgzi hat u!!! u not know wat stuf iz wrth!!!11!");
			}
		KtHX;

BTW NO 1 likz mi!!!!!

DIAF["ZOMGZ TIS GAM SUXZ!!"];

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[Jun 19, 2007 5:35:15 PM]

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hoy mates...where do i click to start using the loclcode???
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[Jun 19, 2007 11:55:32 PM]

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Quick question:

If there are a couple different features that one would like added, do we include them in the same post, adhering to the 50 lines for the entire set, or can we post multiple times, one for each?

I'm guessing the former, but...
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[Jun 20, 2007 12:17:20 AM]

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Pirate: Sharkiez
Ocean: Sage


Hai greeniez

Iz tar skeli mission?

  [YARLY]
    <I cudnt git in 2 fray??>
  [NOWAI
    <I cudnt git in 2 fray_ skeli lok angi !! >]

Iz tar skeli lokin at me?
  btw "skeli dunt lik u!"

KTHX
  [YARLY]
    <Skeli dun't lok hapi??>
  [NOWAI
    <Skeli dun't lok lik hapi man!! >]

btw" u tak poez off skeli n head <"Zkulls"> , they dunt liki !"

I HAS A <zkulls> ITZ ... koolz

btw" Skeli not hapi man, cun't face  tha ma_tah!"

KTHX

KTHXBYE

[EDIT: I stuck the letter "d" in the middle of a couple words to make sure people understood they weren't the unfiltered equivalent of "shrew" in game. -Eurydice]
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[Jun 20, 2007 5:01:14 AM]

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hoy mates...where do i click to start using the loclcode???

Er... If I interpret this question right, you think that there's some program that writes the lolcode for you? There isn't. It's like writing a computer program, but it's a joke. (Sort of; it's actually more of a satire) You figure out what you'd like to code using loops, if-thens, and all the other basic tools of programming, and then translate it into lolcode.
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[Jun 20, 2007 5:25:21 AM]

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Sharkiez wrote:

Hai greeniez

Iz tar skeli mission?

[YARLY]
<I shrew git in 2 fray??>
[NOWAI
<I shrew git in 2 fray_ skeli lok angi !! >]

Iz tar skeli lokin at me?
btw "skeli dunt lik u!"

KTHX
[YARLY]
<Skeli dun't lok hapi??>
[NOWAI
<Skeli dun't lok lik hapi man!! >]

btw" u tak poez off skeli n head <"Zkulls"> , they dunt liki !"

I HAS A <zkulls> ITZ ... koolz

btw" Skeli not hapi man, cun't face tha ma_tah!"

KTHX

KTHXBYE

Fixed. ;)
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[Jun 20, 2007 7:53:37 AM]

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Here's my terrible submission. I still think it's amusing, but it'd never work if you translate it to a programming language. I took a note from previous entries and just had fun scripting it. Translating the forum post parts to polite English was the best part. :) The function is after the call to that function, but it reads better that way.

HAI

CANHAS log1n.plz?!1

IZ me LIEK "banz0r3d!"

	YARLY

		CANHAS skreemforumz.now!!1!

	NOWAI

		CANHAS theynotcotmeyet.hehe!1!!


	KTHX



SO IM LIKE screemforumz.now 

	IM IN YR forumz BTW An endless loop, if I've got it right. 

		CANHAS pstnoothrd.now!!1! 
			WITH txt = "I'm terribly sorry, I appear to have been banned.  I just wanted to 
point out that while I did, perhaps, steal from my crewmates, 
but this was clearly his own fault, as he allowed me access to his
 ships.  I am terribly sorry for this.  Would it be at all possible to be
unbanned?  I love this game, and I wish there was some way that I
 could continue playing."
	
		IZ me !LIEK "forumbanz0r3d!"
			CANHAS pstnoothrd.now!!1! 
				WITH txt = "It appears that my previous thread has been locked.  I just wanted
 to take this opportunity to point out that, rather regrettably, my
 younger sibling managed to get his hands on my password.  He
 was the one who logged on, and I was wondering if I have any 
recourse for the unfortunate actions taken by the Game
 Moderators?"
		KTHX

		IZ me !LIEK "forumbanz0r3d!"
			CANHAS pstnoothrd.now!!1!
				WITH txt = "It appears that my other thread has been locked.  I did just want
 to add that my uncle is a lawyer, and should we not be able to
 reach an agreement as adults, I'm afraid that I will have to pursue
 legal action against the company."
		KTHX

		IZ me !LIEK "forumbanz0r3d!"
			CANHAS pstnoothrd.now!!1!
				WITH txt = "I do find it interesting that the majority of the threads that I
 create end up locked.  I would like to point out that as an American
 company, they are subject to the First Amendment, and are
 infringing upon my right to free speech by locking my threads.  They
 must cease and desist these actions and allow conversation to take
 its normal course, otherwise I will have no choice but to bring them
before a constitutional court."
		KTHX

		IZ me !LIEK "forumbanz0r3d!"
			CANHAS pstnoothrd.now!!1!
				WITH txt = "Oh, and by the way, I have noticed that the vast majority of banned
 users are those who have not paid Three Rings any money.  I do find
 it quite interesting that the only ones this company seems to care
 about are the ones who pay, don't you?"
		KTHX

	KTHX

KTHX

KTHXBAI

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[Jun 20, 2007 9:15:33 AM]

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The former, indeed. Thanks for checking!
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[Jun 20, 2007 11:56:49 AM]

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Ah, yes. The code to instantly change everything to a brigand king attack, and to instantly win. Pirate name & Ocean is within the code :p (though supplied here: Enina, at Hunter ocean)
(49 lines of code, checked and double-checked)

HAI
CAN HAS YPP?
IM IN UR LOOP
   IZ atk ? BTW check for attack
      YARLY
         IZ bkatk TRU?    BTW check if the Brigand King statement is true
            YARLY
               IM IN UR LOOP
                  IZ bkshipdmg NOT SMALR DAN OMG!! ?     BTW check if the Brigand King ship damage is larger than max
                     YARLY
                        U SEEZ "brigand king ship has substained maximum damage"
                        GTFO    BTW exit the loop to damage the Brigand King ship
                     NOWAI
                        WUZ DAT rockvsship    BTW inserts the label "rockvsship"
                        IZ bkship LIEK rckNERF OR bkship LIEK rckUP OR bkship LIEK rck?       BTW check if the Brigand King ship is next to a rock
                           YARLY
                              IZ bkship LIEK rckNERF     BTW checks if the Brigand King ships is lower than the rock
                                 YARLY 
                                    LOL bkship UP rck    BTW moves the Brigand King ship towards the rock
                                 NO WAI
                                    LOL bkship NERF rck    BTW moves the Brigand King ship towards the rock
                              KTHX
                           NO WAI
                              LOL bkship UP   BTW moves the Brigand King ship straight ahead
                              rockvsship AGAINZ    BTW goes to the label "rockvsship"
                        KTHX
               IM OUTTA UR LOOP
                  IZ sf OR rmbl ?    BTW check if a swordfight or rumble will be played
                     YARLY
                        LOL win TRU     BTW sets the win-statement to "true"
                        I HAS A VAR   
                        VAR IZ btyplndr       BTW loads the booty-plunder variable
                        bty UP btyplndr     BTW adds the booty plundered to the existing booty
                        IZ win TRU ?      BTW checks if the win-statement is true
                           OMG DIAF atk    BTW leaves the attack as if the battle had been won legally
                           GTFO    BTW exits the loop to win the battle
                        KTHX   
                  KTHX
                  KTHX                        
            NOWAI
               XCH4NG shpatt 2 bkship LOL    BTW changes the attacking ship to be a Brigand King ship
               LOL bkatk TRU   BTW sets the Brigand King statement to true
         KTHX
   KTHX
IM OUTTA UR LOOP
LOL bkatk FLS   BTW sets the Brigand Attack statement to false
LOL win FLS    BTW sets the win statement to false
GIEF Enina @ HUNTAR poez!
KTHXBAI

[Jun 20, 2007 3:21:41 PM]

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HAI
BTW parleyfaulkston

I HAS A SH_Waz_Here ITZ "NOEZ"
I HAS A C6_Waz_Here ITZ "NOEZ"
I HAS A SP_Waz_Here ITZ "NOEZ"
I HAS A Beta_Testers ITZ "QUIET"

CAN HAS parley_thread?
BTW parley_thread iz a array
BTW parley_thread[n] iz a post
BTW parley_thread[n][1] iz the author and parley_thread[n][2] iz the text

I HAS A count ITZ 0
IM IN YR LOOP
    UPZ count!!1
    IZ count IN MAH parley_thread LIEK ""? GTFO. KTHX.
    IZ 1 IN MAH count IN MAH parley_thread LIEK 'Shuranthae'?
        LOL SH_Waz_Here R "RLY". KTHX.
    IZ 1 IN MAH count IN MAH parley_thread LIEK 'Chavez67'?
        LOL C6_Waz_Here R "RLY". KTHX.
    IZ 1 IN MAH count IN MAH parley_thread LIEK 'Sweetiepiepi'?
        LOL SP_Waz_Here R "RLY". KTHX.
    IZ SH_Waz_Here AND C6_Waz_Here AND SP_Waz_Here?
        LOL Beta_Testers R "HERE". GTFO. KTHX.
KTHX

IZ Beta_Testers LIEK "HERE"?
    BTW ZOMG!!!! Wat is teh OP subject?!
    IZ 2 IN MAH 1 IN MAH parley_thread LIEK "Technique" OR 2 IN MAH 1 IN MAH parley_thread LIEK "Exploit"?
        BTW O NOEZ!!!    
        VISIBLE "lolcat goes in this thread, this thread goes byebye k? thx. locking for duplication."
        LOL parley_thread R ""
    KTHX
KTHX

KTHXBYE

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[Jun 20, 2007 6:22:44 PM]

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Oops, I trated "RLY" as a boolean "true." Eh, I think it should be, though. So there. :D
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[Jun 20, 2007 6:27:04 PM]

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just because i must say this, i do not get LOLCODE. i am quite good at regular programming, but i must say LOLCODE is hard to understand. one of my teachers spent some time teaching us computer programming and it was fun though, so i was wondering if someone could tell me what is speaking and what is action on the codes, and before you ask i did read the instructions.
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[Jun 20, 2007 9:58:01 PM]

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Its typical chatroom internet speak used as programming operators.

The website gives a clear definition of the keywords and how to use them properly. I would suggest re-reading it.
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[Jun 20, 2007 10:55:25 PM]

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ROFL, my first adventure into LOLCODE so this program probably won't make sense at all. Basically I'M playing OPT XXIV and I loose a hand to someone and then I murder them. I then win final, and my familiar is someone so I marry them. If this seems random, it's supposed to be. Pirate- Erdd~Ocean-Viridian


HAI
ON OPT XXIV     BTW starts ocean poker tour 24
 IM IN UR LOOP
     IZ pkrtbl READY?   BTW checks to make sure poker table is ready
         YARLY
               IZ bai-n ENTERED?    BTW checks to see if u bought in
                   YARLY
                         IM IN UR LOOP
                              IZ hnd WON?   BTW checks to see if u won the  hand
                                  NOWAI
                                     CAN HAS STDIO?
                                        I HAS A VAR
                                         GIMMEH VAR   BTW remember to input a person u dislke
VISIBLE "WHT? I looze hnd?!! U lil scum! parleycaterdd respectfully disapproves of parleycatN VAR N's hnd win! parleycaterdd murders parleycatN VAR N"
                          IM OUTTA UR LOOP
                               IZ optfinal WON?
                                    YARLY
 CAN HAS STDIO?
                                        I HAS A VAR
                                         GIMMEH VAR   BTW remember to input a person u like
VISIBLE "W00T! LQQK at mez familiar! Arrr! Iz a N VAR N! parleycaterdd respectfully marries parleycatN VAR N!
 IM OUTTA UR LOOP

   IZ parleycaterdd HAPPY?
       YARLY

KTHXBAI

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[Jun 20, 2007 11:10:23 PM]

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A feature to help the pirate say "Good game"... sort of :p - Pomfret of Midnight


HAI

IZ iwin TRU?   BTW Did I win game?

     YARLY  BTW I win :)
          U SEEZ "i pwn u :) :) :)"   BTW Says "good game"

     NOWAI   BTW I lose :(

          IZ urank LIEK "Able" OR urank LIEK "Distinguished"?   BTW Are you Able or Distinguished?
               YARLY
                    U SEEZ "u sux i hat u alt"   BTW Says "good game"
               KTHX

          IZ urank LIEK "Respected" OR urank LIEK "Master" OR urank LIEK "Renowned" OR urank LIEK "Grandmaster"?
               BTW Are you Respected, Master, Renowned or Grandmaster?
               YARLY 
                    U SEEZ "lucker :( :( :("   BTW Says "good game"
               KTHX

          IZ urank LIEK "Legendary" OR urank LIEK "Ultimate"?   BTW Are you Legendary or Ultimate?
               YARLY
                    U SEEZ "modder u sux i complan u"   BTW Says "good game"
               KTHX

     KTHX

KTHXBYE

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[Jun 21, 2007 6:46:32 AM]

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BTW SF Hack sneds insta to opponent(z)

HAI

CAN HAS sfshrewrl?    BTW sf control file

I HAS A yeshno        BTW user nput
I HAS A lolzsendinsta BTW sends instakil
I HAS A omzwachin     BTW chek if OMz watchin


BTW if omz watchin give error to avoid banstik

IZ omzwachin?
   YARLY
      VISIBLE "o noes OMz r waching u"
      DIAF 0noes
KTHX


BTW get yes/no input frum user

VISIBLE "send oponnent insta nau PLZPLZPLZ? "!
GIMMEH LETTER yeshno


BTW if input sn't yes get out of SF hack

IZ yeshno NOT LIEK 'y'?
   YARLY
      VISIBLE "k ur los"
      BYES
KTHX


BTW otherwise send insta

LOL lolzsendinsta R ROXORZ
VISIBLE "lolz u win =)"


KTHXBYE

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[Jun 21, 2007 10:31:02 AM]

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Sorry, hit post instead of preview.

(Note: I do not condone SF Hacks in any matter. Not like this program would work, anyhow. :] )

Maadneet on Sage.
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[Jun 21, 2007 10:35:16 AM]

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O_O this was hard lol well lets try and see if i get it correct :)
im blpgirl on hunter ocean
my entry:


HAI
IM IN YR LOOP PILLAGE
VISIBLE "LET ME GUN!"
I HAS A permission
GIMME permission
IZ yeppy?
YARLY
PLZ OPEN FILE "ablegunning.TXT"
NOWAI
VISIBLE "omg why? im ult in me other account, this is an alt!"
GIMME permission
WATZ permission? 
OMG YARLY
PLZ OPEN FILE "ablegunning.TXT"
OMGWTF?
VISIBLE "ye guys suck!"
IM IN YR LOOP SEA BATTLE
I HAS A VAR1 ITZ "rigth"
I HAS A VAR2 ITZ "left"
I HAS A VAR3 ITZ "up"
I HAS A VAR4 ITZ "DOWN"
I HAS A LIST IZ LOTSTHINGS
ADDZ VAR1, VAR2, VAR3 AN VAR4 TO LIST
PICK 3 VARS OF LIST AN ADDZ TO VAR5, VAR6 AN VAR 7 
VISIBLE "DO "ANDZ VAR5 ANDZ VAR6 ANDZ VAR7
I HAS A VAR
GIMME VAR
IZ VAR SAME AZ we get hit and do me steps
VISIBLE "o noes! yer so stupid! how could ye listen to me!"
IZ VAR SAME AZ we got hit
VISIBLE "zomg yer the proof that evolution can go in reverse"
IZ VAR SAME AZ we hit them
VISIBLE "woot! we owned them!"
IZ VAR SAME AZ they hit a rock
VISIBLE "rofl if that bot had another brain, it would be lonely"
IZ VAR SAME AZ someone grapple
VISIBLE "they got no chance against me foil!"
I HAS A results
GIMME results
IZ results SAME AZ we loose
VISIBLE "zomg even my dog play better than all of ye"
IZ results SAME AZ we win
VISIBLE "when r we porting?"
NO WAY
VISIBLE "grapple! grapple! why do ye take so long!?"
KTHX
IM OUTTA YR LOOP SEA BATTLE
IM OUTTA YR LOOP PILLAGE
KTHXBYE

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Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?

mira mi blog: http://lo-q-le-diga-es-mentira.blogspot.com/
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Midnight Ocean


HAI
CAN HAS ZOMBIE RUMBLE? BTW I want to rumble with zombies
IZ B FAIR MATCH?
		YARLY
			BTW Begin Rumble Match with zombies.
			VISIBLE "r0X0r th31r s0x0rz!"
			CAN HAS RUMBLE?
			IM IN UR LOOP BTW Rumble Loop Function
			    IZ FIGHT B ON? BTW Begin Fight Loop
				IM IN UR LOOP
					IZ B ATK?
						YARLY
							FIGHT BACK
							RETEAM
							POP COMBOS
						NOWAI
							TEAM IN LARGE GROUP
							POP COMBOS
						GTFO BTW Exit Attack Loop
				IM IN UR LOOP
					IZ B DEFENSE?
						YARLY
							DEFEND GOOD GUY
						NOWAI
							TEAM ON ZOMBIE
						GTFO BTW Exit Defense Loop
			   GTFO BTW End Fight Loop
			IZ WE WON?
				YARLY
					BTW We Won
					VISIBLE "j00 r0x0rz! j00 w0n!"
				NOWAI
					BTW We lost
					VISIBLE "Come back wen j00 yur ready 2 rumble!"
			GTFO BTW End Rumble Loop Function	
			NOWAI
				BTW Wait for there to be an even number of player to zombies
				VISIBLE "j00 sux0rz! Wayt 4 more peeps!"
		NOWAI
			BTW Took too long joining the fray.
			VISIBLE "t3h sux0rz! U b3 sl0w!" 
KTHX
KTHXBAI

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snipped

Easier to read copy hosted here:
http://coldsteelpirates.org/lolzombie-rumble

[Jun 21, 2007 4:10:26 PM]

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HAI
SET Ocean = Viridian

BTW Check if Iz gots lotz of poez
IZ MuchPoez?
  [YARLY]
BTW Im loaded rich, what should I do?
    IM IN YR LOOP
	DockTartz	
	IZ Hottie?
	  [YARLY]
		VISIBLE Hey Babee nice patch!!
		GIMMEH SomeLove
BTW Even the best docktarting lines fail sometimes
		Set SomeLove = zilch
		VISIBLE Why U /Complain bout mez?
	  [NOWAI]
		VISIBLE /mute NotHottie
	  KTHX
  [NOWAI]
BTW I gotz no poez, time to earn sum.  Is there any profit in distill stalls?
     Iz (RumPrice-RumCost) > 2 poez?
	[YARLY]
		VISIBLE Reboot in 3 minutez
	[NOWAI]
		Cloze RumStallz
	KTHX
BTW Still no poez, there any profit in ship-building stalls?
     Iz (BoatPrice-BoatCost) > 2 poez?
	[YARLY]
		VISIBLE Reboot in 3 minutez
	[NOWAI]
		Cloze ShipStallz
	KTHX
BTW Needz a more profitable stall
   PLZ OPEN DonutStall
   AWSUM THX
   Iz Ult(Donutz)?
	[NOWAI]
BTW Not yet ult in donut-making
		IM IN MY DonutStall
			I IZ Pracktizin!!10
			VISIBLE "Mmmmm, Tasteez!"
		KTHX
	[YARLY]
                VISIBLE I got mad donut making skillz
		Makez Donutz (apple frittah)
		Makez Donutz (glazey 1s)
		Makez Donutz (litl chocolut 1s)
BTW Donut inventory goes up
		DonutInventoreez +100
	KTHZ
BTW Time to get mad selling skillz, job onto a Grand Frig
   Job (GrandFrig)
BTW Sailing/Carp/Bilge/Guns are for sisseez, I manz the snackbar
   Set Station = Snackbar
   VISIBLE OscarMayer sez Snackbar iz open, hot donutz!!
   DonutInventoreez -100
   Set MuchPoez = true
KTHXBYE

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Roiesword on Sage.


HAI

	ON PILLY
		IM IN YR [ship<type>]
			CAN HAS BRIGAND?
				SPAWNZ BRIGAND
			KTHX
			LYK BATTLE{brigand}
			CAN HAS ITEMS?
			ITEMS=WON{
				POEZ={
					(INCEDZ)(400) +
					(EXCELLZ)(300) +
					(GOOD)(250) +
					(FINE)(100) +
					(POOR)(50) +
					(BOOCH)(0)
				}
				HOLD={1/4 BRIGAND}
				KRAKENZ BLUDZ{chance="05%"}={
					1
				}
				
					{
						BTW <+1 BLUDZ COUNT>
						BTW{
							BLUDZ COUNT="1"{
								I HAS A MUG O' BLUDZ
							}
							BLUDZ COUNT="10"{
								I HAS A CH4LIC3 O' BLUDZ
							}
							BLUDZ COUNT="100"{
								I HAS A BOWL O' BLUDZ
							}
						}
					}
				CHART={chance="50%"}={
					BRIGAND[route<randomX,randomY(X=island,Y=island(adjacent))>]
					}
				TRAESUR3 M4P={chance="35.164%"}={
					IM IN YR LOOP
						find.island[random]
							IZ <uncolonized>?
								[YARLY]
									<GTFO>
								[NOWAI]
									<loop{IM IN YR LOOP}>
					KTHX
				}
			U SEEZ <items=won>
			LYK BATTLE(brigand)=over
		KTHX
	OFF PILLY
	ON ISLAND
		IM ON YR ISLAND
			IZ <island_with.traesur3 m4p>?
				[YARLY]
					<U FINZ="traesur3">{
						GET POEZ={
							RANDUM.NUMBAR={
								BIGR THAN(500)
								SMALR THAN(500,000)
							}
					BTW <announce==CREW.PPLZ
						U SEEZ "<URNAMEHERE> finds treasure on <LOLISLANDNAMEHERE>."
						BTW <LOL CREW.PPLZ R crew members>
				[NOWAI]
					<KTHX>
		KTHX
KTHXBAI

Basically, this is *trying* to tell you about Treasure maps. You win them on pillages from brigands, and if you go to the island that the treasure map is made from, you get money. Thanks for introducing me to LOLCODE, its actually quite difficult.

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Roiesword on the Sage ocean.

When all else fails, blame lag and leave.

The Black Ship attacked Chuck Norris once. Where do you think the skellies came from?

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That didn't turn out so well, try this one.
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Roiesword on the Sage ocean.

When all else fails, blame lag and leave.

The Black Ship attacked Chuck Norris once. Where do you think the skellies came from?

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Ocean : Midnight
Pirate : Albrat

LOLCODE :


HAI
CAN HAS Battle! BTW give us Sea battle
I HAS nav  BTW am I navigating ? 
VISIBLE BattDamage BTW Ooooh barnicle we got shot ?!! how! 
VISIBLE BotDamage BTW We shot the Bot's how many timez ! 
IM IN YR SEA BATTLE BTW We entered Battle
I HAZ A BattDamage ITZ 0 BTW Set Damage to 0 player
I HAZ A BotDamage ITZ 0 BTW Set Damage to 0 AI
IZ BattDamage BIGR THAN BotDamage ? BTW Are we More damaged than the AI ?
	YARLY 
		VISIBLE "Gerroutta Here!!" BTW Advisory only Disengage if you can
	NOWAI
		VISIBLE VAR BattDamage &&/& BotDamage BTW We're not losing Show current damage of both
kthnx
IZ BotDamage LIEK Max3d ? BTW is the bot max damaged ?
	YARLY
		VISIBLE "YARR ! Grapple!" BTW Stop shooting yer wasting cannonballs :P
	NOWAI
		VISIBLE "Shoot shoot shoot...... " AND BotDamage BTW Bot not maxed keep shootingz!
kthnx
IZ Bothit LIEK Boom ? BTW We hit the bot ? if yes up the value
	YARLY
		UP BotDamage!!1
	NOWAI
		KTHNX
IZ PlyrHit LIEK Boom ? BTW did we get hit ? If yes up our hit count
	YARLY
		UP BattDamage!!1
	NOWAI
		KTHNX
IZ Battle !LIEK ongoing ?  
	YARLY
		VISIBLE "Omg! Did we win I was eating a sandwhich!!" BTW We left battle!! 
		KTHNXBYE
	NOWAI
		INVISIBLE "tum te tum I IZ BORED NOW THNX!" BTW I Shall puzzle and Await the battle. :D
Kthnx  BTW End the Loop? !!
KTHNXBYE  BTW I think we ended battle

Basically it counts battle hits of bots and players. would be handy for people who sometimes miss that one shot that lagged.
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Why does dos never say excellent command or filename?

Albrat.

Shuranthae flag officer chats, "I think the brat is right."

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A handy hint, should you be interested: if you want to post your code retaining its nested indents... copy the code in, and then enclose it in code tags (use the button in the format panel if you want).

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BTW FAKE PIRATE ARE BETTER
IZ chalangr standing are > yous
KICK chalangr
MAKE "canonballz"
THROW "canonballz" AT chalangr
CMD "/emote" "make a face at chalangr"
RUN
BTW u w1ll ha\/3 to \/\/r173 7h15 4 3vr1 p1r/\73 i r n07 n0 h0w .50r1

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Aphrodite tells you, "I never pay for hugs. :)"

Rockerman says, "Maybe Cleaver's sick."
Istarion says, "Cleaver's always sick."

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Damn.

Forgot I'd taken it out of my signature...

Append to that:

Rockerman of Hunter

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Aphrodite tells you, "I never pay for hugs. :)"

Rockerman says, "Maybe Cleaver's sick."
Istarion says, "Cleaver's always sick."

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Here is an idea which will take care of any request to gun if the person is able. 
But I think that LOLCODE is passe and we should use Piratecode!



Weigh Anchor             Savvy Weigh Anchor = Hai , Savvy = Btw 
Crowsnest Stdio         Savvy Locates Standard Input/Output. Crowsnest = Can Has
Job Name                    Savvy Create Variable Name. Job = I Has A 
Job Mssage                 Savvy Create Variable Message. 
Pillage Message From Name        Savvy Gets Message And Pirate Name. Pillage = Gimmeh 
If Message Be "Can I Gun?"         Savvy Be = =
  Aye                           Savvy Aye = Yarly
     If Gunrank (Name) Be Able          Savvy Gunrank = Function To Determine Rank In Guns
      Aye                                    Savvy If They Are Able Gunners
        Mute (Name)                         Savvy Mute Is A Function To Mute The Pirate
        Sing Shanty Until Lashes Be Three      Savvy Sing Shanty = Im In Yr Loop.  Gives Name 3 Chances To Follow Orders
          Order(Name,Sail)                      Savvy Order Is A Function To Order The Pirate To Sail
          Laze(20)                                 Savvy Laze Will Wait 20 Seconds
          If Work(Name) Be Sailing             Savvy Work Is A Function That Returns What Name Is Doing
            Aye                                    Savvy If Name Is Sailing Then Exit Loop
              Yohoho And A Bottle Of Rum        Savvy Yohoho And A Bottle Of Run = GTFO
            Nay                                    Savvy If Name Is Not Sailing Then Exit Loop
              Lashes!1                           Savvy Increases Lashes By One
          Yohoho                                    Savvy Yohoho = Kthx
        If Work(Name) Not be Sailing          Savvy If Name Is Not Following Orders Then She Gets Planked
          Aye
            Plank(Name)
      Nay                                     Savvy If Name Is Distinguished Or Higher Then She Can Gun
        Order(Name,Gun)
Port                                       Savvy Port = Kthnxbye

And rememeber I'm not a programmer, but I played one in college.

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