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IceColdFire

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Bizcocho wants jesus juice. (Intent to defend Terra.)



 
The sun was cast over a dreary urban fortress. Textured stone coast to coast with the hustled sprawl of merchants shouting outside the front doors.

A torn and tattered man laid curled up in a ball in the dimly lit palace, hugging a box obnoxious labeled explosive.

Bizcocho: Where are voices? I'm trying to sleep gringo.

The drunken mexican speaks.

Bizcocho: Si.

...Yet not much.

Bizcocho: *nibbles on the bow on the package*

With arms extended, the large double doors of Everything Rocks are forced open as blinding light slowly creeps in and a courier approaches.

Courier: I've got a message from King Twiggy.

Bizcocho: Unless it wrapped in flatbread and twenty grams of fat, Bizcocho don't want it.

The courier opens the parchment and declares in a strong voice.

Bizcocho: Ugh. Voices.

Courier: The great supreme Twiggy..

Bizcocho: Who?

Twiggy.

Bizcocho: Who?

Twiggy you moron.

Bizcocho: Never heard of him.

Courier: AHEM.

Sorry.

Courier: The masses have voted, and a blockade has been organized. We have the power, the funds, and the will. We do not, however, have a target. Pick one in Onyx.

Bizcocho: Si?

Courier: Yes.

Bizcocho: Conglin.

Courier: But sir, that's in Jade.

Bizcocho: CONGLIN, GRINGO.

Courier: But.. but why? All our ships are on Tigerleaf.

Bizcocho: Conglin good chimi changas senor.

Vanguard has declared a blockade on Terra Island. War has commenced.

Bizcocho: Now that's a sexy voice..

Courier: Aren't you worried about Calais?

Bizcocho: Who?

Courier: Calais.

Bizcocho: You speak stupid.

Courier: They just dropping a chest on your island.

Bizcocho: Who?

I hate you, Bizcocho.

And with that, Bizcocho made special Vanguard chimi changas on Terra. Searching for jesus juice. We have no ships. Our navvers can't find the ferry from Tigerleaf.

I hate you all.


Where: Terra Island
When: 11:57am game time. Type /info.
Why: Star Explorers defends against Vanguard
Pay: 1000 PoE per round
Jobbing Contacts: Mekare, Elektra and Liratepad
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-Twiggy
 
Zezuma says, "what type of ship is this"
Jiiggsaw says, "i think a war fridge"

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doormat2005

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Re: Bizcocho wants jesus juice. (Intent to defend Terra.)

Who?
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Remalle
Viridian

Eurydice tells you, "syntax error...arrrrgjioapdugfo...*BOOM*"
Eurydice tells you, "*puff of smoke*"

Eurydice tells you, "greenie bakup progrm instaled: wat u say"
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Re: Bizcocho wants jesus juice. (Intent to defend Terra.)

Heh, and this is an officer of Star Explorers.



Nemor crew chats, "What is this?"
Desmagicus crew chats, "Not sure. I think they expect the Mexican to defend their islands."
Bigbertha crew chats, "He'd do a better job than Twiggy.
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-Mahatmas Gandhi
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IceColdFire

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Re: Bizcocho wants jesus juice. (Intent to defend Terra.)

 
Nemor crew chats, "What is this?"
Desmagicus crew chats, "Not sure. I think they expect the Mexican to defend their islands."
Bigbertha crew chats, "He'd do a better job than Twiggy.



BURN!

Wait, that's me.. scupper.
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-Twiggy
 
Zezuma says, "what type of ship is this"
Jiiggsaw says, "i think a war fridge"

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Lotus_elise3

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Re: Bizcocho wants jesus juice. (Intent to defend Terra.)

If you wanted a Mexican to do this, you should've just asked Johnnyrico, he speaks good English.
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Of Guerrilla Warfare 2018 fame

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I think I am

Bizcocho = Twiggy, amirite?
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Re: I think I am

Give the man a Nobel, gentlemen.
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IceColdFire

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Re: I think I am

Actually, you aren't.
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-Twiggy
 
Zezuma says, "what type of ship is this"
Jiiggsaw says, "i think a war fridge"

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Re: I think I am

Hmm but I am; but I am.
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