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Fandangos Pirate Auction - NEW Pirates and ITEMS Added!!!

BLOCKADE ADDED - WAR DECLARATIONS ADDED - MYSTERY PACKAGE ADDED!!

For auction details follow this link:
http://forums.puzzlepirates.com/community/mvnforum/viewthread?p=686587#686587

"The Goods"

A BLOCKADE!!
Bidding will start at 300K to make the island of your choice a stop on our Ketchy Cubby World Tour!! The higher the bid the more PoE we'll have for jobbers and the more serious the effort to win an island. If bidding goes high enough we'll do a full blown blockade and try to win you the island home of your dreams!!
We will do this anonymously or not, your choice.
The Blockade will be offered during the first hour of the auction.

War Declarations!!
During the course of the auction we will offer two opportunities to have war declared on the flag of your choice!
We will do this anonymously or not, your choice.
War Declarations must be used within 30 days of the auction's end and cannot be issued simultaneously.
Bidding for each War Dec will begin at 20K.

Mystery Package!!
This package includes a Mystery Fandango!!
It includes merchandise worth over 78K,
as well as 2 items not available for purchase in game!!
Bidding for the Mystery Package will start at 40K.

On to our Piratey Offerings!!

The order in which the pirates will be auctioned will be posted at The Big Apple on Papaya before the auction begins!

Please note that some pirates are offering *special* services or BONUSES to the highest bidder!!

Excels at = Legendary or Ult in their arch, the ocean or both!!


America: Senior Officer and Drunk of Hellfire for Hire
Excels at Carpentry and Drinking
Want to own a little piece of America? Now's your chance!
BONUS: For any bid higher than 10k, America will provide 2 days of shop labor to the shop or shops of your choice!
If the high bid is higher than 20k, she will provide 5 days of shop labor to the shop or shops of your choice!!


Arrlene: Senior Officer and First Mate of Drunken Amore
Excels at Bilge and Distilling
Do NOT ask her to B-Nav unless it's for someone you really, really don't like.
"I am a damn good hotsailer, don't mind floating, and I can chart anywhere in the ocean."


Cattyscat: Pirate and Damsel of Babylions
This lovely Brit is has a wicked sense of humor and willwork hard for you without grumbling ... as long as you don't ask her to Carp!
This pirate works and is fun to be with!!


Christoban: Senior Officer and Counselor of Half Circle from Hell
Don't let the stats fool you. This pirate can do it all!!!
Christoban has generously volunteered to do any of the following:
Greetering
Training
Puzzling
Pillaging
Recruitment
PVPing
Tarting
Cristoban: "You people run around like a bunch of pack of chickens! You need a leader!"


Cohog: Fleet Officer of Hellfire for Hire
Excels at Bilge, Sailing and Poker
You may know this pirate of many faces (and skills) from Cobalt!
We?re glad he found his way over to Midnight and the Fandango way!


Countrytheta: Senior Officer of Hellfire for Hire
Excels at SF, Sailing, Guns and Distilling
This Sweet thang has the dictinction of being one of the 16 Semi-Finalists in the YPP Idol singing contest! She's offering two hours of Sailing or gunnery or 24 hours of distillery.
Bonus: If the high bid is over 25K she has agreed to serenade the winner on the voice program of their choice!!


Cynestria: Fleet Officer and Flirt of Fandango Familiars
Excels at SF, Carpentry and Shipwrighting
Bid H-I-G-H - She's worth it - she's Cyn!!!
"If people want *entertainment*, they might want to make me gun, I swear a lot."


Daleen: Fleet Officer and Boatswain of Hellfire for Hire
Excels at SF, Sailing, Nav, Guns and Carp
Daleen promises to wear something sexy and is the sweetest greevilist you'll ever meet!!

Warning: Photo TOO HAWT to show here!
Danae: Fleet Officer and Taskmaster of Hell Fire for Hire
Excels at SF, Bilge and Rumbling
Look at those stats! This girl can RUMBLE!!!
NOTE: Danae is an Aussie who is available on ALL oceans!


Dbavirt: Senior Officer and First Mate of Gods of War
Excels at SF, B-Nav and Guns
This guy used to charm all the lasses - until Onelove bewitched him!
"Please don't ask me to float"


Dylan: Fleet Officer of Fandango Familiars
Excels at Bilge, Sailing, Nav, Carp, Rumbling, and Alchemistry
Dylan is a real Firecracker! Wicked funny and good at most everything he does!


Ensiwe: Captain and Alchemist of Fandango Familiars
Excels at Alchemistry
"I'm a walking, talking, drinking good time. With me every day is a party ... oh, and I'm also a decent spades partner."


Fullboat: Senor Officer and Siren of Guns of War
&
Juliemarie: Fleet officer of Gods of War
Two for the price of ... well, two!
Fullboat can bnav/sail and carp with the best of 'em and Juliemarie is great on guns and sails.
Fullboat says, "Don't let our stats fool ya! Our Cobalt mains are Leg/Ult in most everything."


Gloraelin: Fleet Officer and Drunk of Fandango Familiars
Excels at Bilge, Alchemistry, Shipwright and Treasure Drop
She is to be auctioned in absentia as she will be in the midst of a WILD grad party!!
BONUS: Gloraelin has a very unique offer for the highest bidder!!!
She hosts a 2 hour radio show on Shanty Rad-io and is offering the highest bidder the chance to choose the music for one 2 hour broadcast!! (She has asserted her right to disregard requests she deems to be inappropriate.)


Halee: Senior Officer of Fandango Familiars
Excels at Carpentry
"I'll do whatever they can use the game to throw at me for 2 hours."
How can you pass up an offer like that?


Ianthekorean: Former Senior Officer and Bait of Hellfire for Hire*
Excels at: Bilge and Sailing
"Doubt I'd pull in very much, but I'm willing to be sold."
Prove him wrong, girls!
*Ian has set sail for new shores but has agrreed to keep his conttracual obligation to be sold. Thanks, Ian!


Iostream: Senior officer of Drunken Amore
Excels at Bilge
Io, as he's called, is the "Catch of the Day" according to Snowpea!
"I'm a computer dork rebel!"


Jackoh: Senior Officer and Drunk of Hellfire for Hire
Excels at Bilge, Sailing and Poker
Give Jackoh a little PoE and some time and see what he can get for you at the poker tables!! I hear he distracts the other players with dirty limericks ...


Kelz: Senior Officer and Wench of Ironside
Excels at B-Nav
"Yeah.. Sell me..."
There's more we could say about Kelz, but why?


Knarf: Captain and Cartographer of Drunken Amore (Shipwright)
Excels at Shipwrightery
"I can do any duty puzzle, except gunning (damn useless wireless mouse). I can chart anywhere and puzzle while the ... erm ... buyer... mems."
BONUS: Knarf is offering the high bidder 10% off a one time purchase of not more than two ships (Grand Frigates excluded), at Strawberry Keels Forever on Papaya if he sells for 25K or more.


Ladeehook: Officer and First Mate of Aye Carumba?s
Excels at SF
This lovely lass is the admitted "soulmate" of our very own Slayerofheart. Why she wants to be put up for auction I know not. Is there trouble in paradise? Will he have the PoE to be the highest bidder? We can only hope!


Lamora: Senior Officer and Damsel of Drunken Amore
Lamora is able to do all duty puzzles well and dances a sexy harem dance while waiting to deport!
"I'm just selling my body, not my mind."


Leif: Senior Officer and First Mate of Falcon?s Fury
Excels at SF, Bilge, Sailing, Alchemistry, Shipwright and Drinking
"Things I'm good at: I can write things. Umm, I like flowers. After seeing it on Looseweed's list, I can also seduce women."
Wow, is there NOTHING he won't do for his flag!?


Llama: Fandango Familiars
Excels at SF, Sailing and Carp.
He has won tons of awards and if you don't believe me, look him up on Yppedia!
When asked about his special skills, Llama giggled girlishly and then declined to comment.


Looseweed: Captain & cook of Hellfire for Hire
Excels at B-Nav
I'm up for 2 hours of any or all of the following activities:
Puzzling
Navving
Pillaging
Pvping
Blockading
Roleplaying
Seducing women
Looseweed's pirate philosophy? "Weak Heart no Enta Zion!"
BONUS: Looseweed has agreed to provide his high bidder with 5 crates of his "best" hemp.
DOUBLE BONUS: Looseweed has alos agreed to B-Nav or job against Notorious Fandango in blockade.**
** Exceptions being blockades against Eta, Xi, or any activity on Onelove's Wedding Day.


Mckennas: Captain and Taskmaster of Knights of the Republic
Excels at Sailing and Distilling
"I can provide expert labor in all stalls; I rock on sails, and do more than okay on bilge and carp."


Metallus: Senior Officer and Wench of Ironside
Excels at SF, Bilge and Alchemistry
Met is being auctioned in absentia as he is currently vacationing in Europe. He may have some good stories to share with the highest bidder ...
"I'm available to do most things in-game, am a well-rounded puzzler, a pretty good SF duelist, and I have all the standard charts memorized."


Montalban: Fleet Officer and Boatswain of Ironside
Excels at Sailing
He plays well with others, and does Spanish-English translation for multinational pillages.
Montalban saya he makes a mean salmagundi and that if you sing the first line o' Come Sail Away by Styx he'll finish it ... every time.
"Things I won't do: drink piña coladas and get caught in the rain, if you catch my meaning."


Onelove: Captain of Gods of War
Excels at SF and Sailing
"I hate Distilling. Everything else is cool. I will not do anything against ToS (unless it's in private). I will not strip or pole dance or lap dance (unless it's in private)."


Padore: Senior officer and first mate of fandango familiars
Excels at bilge.
Padore is highly respected in our flag ? and you know what they say about women who love purple!


Piplicus: Fleet Officer and Taskmaster of Fandango Familiars
Excels at SF, Bilge, Navigation, Gunnery, Carpentry, Rumbling, Distilling, Alchemistry and Shipwrightery
It would have been quicker to list what he can't do! For more on Pip, look him up on Yppedia
"Hello, I'm Piplicus. I don't like to blow my own horn, so I won't. What I promise, however, is value for your PoE... and I hope you've bring a lot of PoE with you!"
BONUSE:
See Following post!!


Ptolemy: Captain and Urchin of Maelstrom
Excels at SF and Rumbling
Need some help with rumbling? This is your man!!!


Redthepirate: Senior Officer and First Mate of Hellfire for Hire,
Queen of Notorious Fandango

Excels at SF, Bilge, Sailing and Gunnery
Our beloved & beautiful Queen will bring top dollar! She's intelligent, clever and all around fun!


Rope: Officer of Fandango Familiars
Excels at Sailing
"You get two hours of fantastic sailing, pretty good carp, good gunning, lousy bilge or any combination thereof."
BONUS: Rope will also create one for her fabulous avatars for lucky pirate who wins her services!!


Sabata: Captain of Falcon?s Fury
Excels at Alchemistry
She likes frolicking in meadows of daisies and ... WHAT am I saying?? She looks sweet, but don't cross her!!!


Sailmaker: Senior Officer and Navigator of Empires Fall
Excels at B-Nav
"Put me in. I'm spectacular at storytelling ... anyone want to bid on 2 hours of storytime? I also have all the ocean memmed aside from some obscure routes."
*Sailmaker has set sail for new shores but has agrreed to keep his conttracual obligation to be sold. Thanks, Sail!



Sanders: Senior Officer of Knights of the Republic
Excels at Sailing, Rumbling, and Alchemistry
"I am quite proficient at moving commods and can churn out expert labor in all of the crafting puzzles. I'd be willing to donate all the labor from 2 accounts to the winner for a period of 1 week."
WOW, Sanders! That's very generous of you!


Slayerofhart: Captain and Drunk of Aye Carumba's
An overall good puzzler Slayer will give you two hours of prime-time puzzling!
Aye carumba! He's one HOT TAMALE!!


Snowmink: Fleet Officer and Siren of Falcon's Fury
Excels at Carpentry
Snowmink the Fandango alt of Amatoria, a eautiful and popular lass who once sold at auction for more than 100K!
"I am a willing victim for drinking or rumble (read: not so great, will likely lose).
I'm great at prancing about and shakin' ma booty. Groping and other fond activities are reserved for hearties and flag mates, though. No dirty tricks. Other than that - if it's reasonable I'll try it."


Snowpea: Officer and Flirt of Drunken Amore
Snowpea will give two hours of duty or shop puzzling or one week of foraging.
"Snowpea is loved by all and a joy to be around." Snowpea
Bonus: She will also send a RL goodie box to the winning bidder, if they trust her with their address!


Spotty: Fleet Officer of Hellfire for Hire
Excels at SF, Bilge, Carp and Alchemistry
"I can do pretty much anything; pillage, puzzle, chart anywhere, or pretty much anything else my the high bidder can come up with for 2 hours."


Zarhirra: Senior Officer of Half Circle from Hell
Excels at Bilge, Sailing, Carp and Alchemistry
Zarhirra was a Alpha tester and definitely knows her way around our fair ocean.
She was sold in the first ever Pirate auction and was honored to be bid on by Captain Cleaver himself!
Bonus: Zarhirra is offering a a discount at any of her shops or stalls in the amount of 10% of the winning bid!! The more you bid, the more you save!

Remember, All the COOL pirates want a Fandango of their very own!!
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Re: Fandangos for Sale! Get 'Em While They're Hot!!

Fandango Extraordinaire, Piplicus , has offered a bonus of 24 crafting puzzles for the high bidder if he sells for 25K or higher!!

Have you seen his skill levels??
If you own a shop, he's your man!!!

Distilling: Expert
Standing: Ultimate

Alchemistry: Weighty
Standing: Ultimate

Shipwrightery: Weighty
Standing: Ultimate

He offers this in addition to the 2 hours offered in the auction! What a guy!!

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Re: Fandangos for Sale! Get 'Em While They're Hot!!

Yeah yeah, but how good is he at the IM puzzle? lol
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Re: Fandangos for Sale! Get 'Em While They're Hot!!

I'd just like to add in here - Danae on Midnihght = Phoenix on Viridian/Sage and Hunter and Phoeniks on Cobalt. Seriously, I DO know what I'm doing. *grins*
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Re: Fandangos for Sale! Get 'Em While They're Hot!!

 
Yeah yeah, but how good is he at the IM puzzle? lol


Are you kidding??

Piplicus has been #1 on Midnight's top 10 in IM since they started doing the list!!!


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Re: Fandangos for Sale! Get 'Em While They're Hot!!

If ye can't be there better get your pre-bids sent to Snowpea or myself quick. we already have over 200k in prebids so ye better bring lots of cash to the auction.
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Re: Fandangos for Sale! Get 'Em While They're Hot!!

Steer o job 'gainst Fandango insa blockade I, cepif it Xi, Eta, o Onelove wedding day.
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