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dale7

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FANDANGO Auction - NEW Pirates and Bonuses!!!



Own A Fandango!!!
(Two hour limit. Some restrictions may apply*)

You could own a Fandango!
Yes, you read it right, YOU, could own a Fandango!
You may wonder why you would want to own a Fangango?
Well, I'll tell ya, Mate!
Members of Notorious Fandango are among the best skilled and worst hated pirates on Midnight Ocean! They are clever, fearless and if I do say so myself, extraordinarily sexy. Hell, I'd pay a King's Ransom just to sit and gaze at Onelove in a set of harem pants for 2 hours!

What: Fandango Public Auction
When: Saturday July 22nd, 12 noon game-time
Where: The Big Apple (Palace) on Papaya
Who: If you have questions contact Fullboat or Snowpea


A list of the Fandangos up for sale to the highest bidder can be found here: http://forums.puzzlepirates.com/community/mvnforum/viewthread?p=686588#686588

Rules:
1. Opening bid must be 2K or higher. Increments of 500 PoE will be accepted thereafter.
2. Purchases are to be made in cash at the end of bidding. Be sure you have cash on hand or the Pirate will go to the next highest bidder and you will be ... a loser. Sorry, but as pirates we've been known to take what we want without paying. We are pirates after all.
3. If you want to bid but are unable to attend, please PM Akasnowpea with the pirate's name and the highest you're willing to bid. The bidding will be done for you in the above stated increments.

*Pesky Fine Print
* No pirate shall be forced to serve his time against Notorious Fandango or their own crew.
* All Auctions are for 2 hours puzzling time or 2 rounds of blockade work, unless otherwise stated.
* No pirate can be made to do anything against YiPP Terms of Service or "Spirit of the Game"
* Warning: Gazing at Onelove in harem pants for 2 hours may be hazardous to your health.
* We are not responsible for damage done to your property, ratings or person if you try to make unwelcome advances toward your purchase.


Remember, all the COOL pirates want a Fandango of their very own!!
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Fullboat Senor Officer- Gods of War - Retired -Midnight
Semi-retired CCC member
Violet Pirate Captain: Happy Shiney Bunny Brigade

Venom flag officer chats, "Suranthae will eat your babies
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Re: FANDANGOS! Love 'Em, Hate 'Em, OWN 'Em!!!

~ Hiya ~
I thought you might be interested to know that we have added two new faces to the Fandango auction to be held next Saturday!

Follow the link above and check out Cattyscat and Cohog, and keep the proxy bids coming!!

Snowpea

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Hightop & Snowpea
Forever Betrothed

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Re: FANDANGOS! Love 'Em, Hate 'Em, OWN 'Em!!!

Fullboat wrote: 
*Pesky Fine Print
* No pirate shall be forced to serve his time against Notorious Fandango or their own crew.

*giggles* ... poop on that disclaimer! :-P

<3 fb!
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Re: FANDANGOS! Love 'Em, Hate 'Em, OWN 'Em!!!

 
Fullboat wrote: 
*Pesky Fine Print
* No pirate shall be forced to serve his time against Notorious Fandango or their own crew.

*giggles* ... poop on that disclaimer! :-P

<3 fb!


Some of us might do it ... depends on what you want us to do!

Snowpea

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Hightop & Snowpea
Forever Betrothed

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Re: FANDANGOS! Love 'Em, Hate 'Em, OWN 'Em!!!

Majestrate Wrote
 
Fullboat wrote: 
*Pesky Fine Print
* No pirate shall be forced to serve his time against Notorious Fandango or their own crew.

*giggles* ... poop on that disclaimer! :-P

<3 fb!


I was kind of worried about putting that in because we had such fun in the Xi II blockade but I was on the CT side then. Now I have to protect my interests. And after reading all the tarting that goes on if ye don't put in every little possible disclaimer and rule I figured I'd put it in here. But the key word if Forced I still have fun with you guys.
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Re: FANDANGOS! Love 'Em, Hate 'Em, OWN 'Em!!!

Ooh! Dibs on Piplicus and Looseweed!
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Re: FANDANGOS! Love 'Em, Hate 'Em, OWN 'Em!!!

 
Ooh! Dibs on Piplicus and Looseweed!


Just a footnote: Take it easy on our men! We don't want them traumatized!


ALSO:

We have another late commer to the auction!!

The amazing Dylan has agreed to be put on the auction block! What a great addition to an already fabulous list!! Follow the link above to read more about him and the others pirates who will be up for bids!

Snowpea

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Hightop & Snowpea
Forever Betrothed

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Re: FANDANGOS! Love 'Em, Hate 'Em, OWN 'Em!!!

 
 
Ooh! Dibs on Piplicus and Looseweed!


Just a footnote: Take it easy on our men! We don't want them traumatized!


[Dylan stuff]

Snowpea


I hope you aren't implying I'm gay... :)

Angel,
not a woman of any description, no matter how high I scream when people don't restock my Goldfish
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Re: FANDANGOS! Love 'Em, Hate 'Em, OWN 'Em!!!

 
 
 
Ooh! Dibs on Piplicus and Looseweed!


Just a footnote: Take it easy on our men! We don't want them traumatized!


[Dylan stuff]

Snowpea


I hope you aren't implying I'm gay... :)

Angel,
not a woman of any description, no matter how high I scream when people don't restock my Goldfish


I'm not quite sure how you jumped to that, but no, I was not in any way trying to imply that you, someone that I've never met, might be gay. I chose that smiley to signify a harsh taskmaster, nothing more.

Snowpea

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Hightop & Snowpea
Forever Betrothed

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Re: FANDANGOS! Love 'Em, Hate 'Em, OWN 'Em!!!

If ye can't be there better get your pre-bids sent to Snowpea or myself quick. we already have over 200k in prebids so ye better bring lots of cash to the auction.
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Re: FANDANGOS! Love 'Em, Hate 'Em, OWN 'Em!!!

THIS JUST IN

Also adding a few other things to the auction:
One (1) Tiara in Good Condition colors are Blue/red
One (1) Nautilus shell Trinket
Two (2) War Decs against the flag of your choice
* War decs will be issued wihthin the next 30 days after the auction
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Re: FANDANGOS! Love 'Em, Hate 'Em, OWN 'Em!!!

... and another Fandango bravely steps forward to look her fears in the face on the auction block!!

Follow the link above to see our newest sacrifice addition to the Fandango Pirate Auction!!

Pirates adn Lasses I give you ... er... SELL you ...
SABATA!!!

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Hightop & Snowpea
Forever Betrothed

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Re: FANDANGOS! Love 'Em, Hate 'Em, OWN 'Em!!!

Majestrate wrote: 
Fullboat wrote: 
*Pesky Fine Print
* No pirate shall be forced to serve his time against Notorious Fandango or their own crew.

*giggles* ... poop on that disclaimer! :-P

<3 fb!


Maj, just for you, Leif is changing Leif's disclaimer to:

Leif has no problem jobbing against NF, except at Xi or Eta.
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I can't respond because I do not understand what the hell you are talking about. Sorry.

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Re: FANDANGOS! Love 'Em, Hate 'Em, OWN 'Em!!!

angelbeaver.....
I think ye ougt to fix that link in yer signature unless you are stating that every pirate that exists owes you 100K.
Whomever clicks on the link comes back to their own profile and I know I don't owe you 100K. so either your link is broken or this is a scam.

to test our theory, several pirates in our crew have clicked on the link and each of us have been taken back to our very own profiles.
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How do you work this thing anyway??
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Re: FANDANGOS! Love 'Em, Hate 'Em, OWN 'Em!!!

 
angelbeaver.....
I think ye ougt to fix that link in yer signature unless you are stating that every pirate that exists owes you 100K.
Whomever clicks on the link comes back to their own profile and I know I don't owe you 100K. so either your link is broken or this is a scam.

to test our theory, several pirates in our crew have clicked on the link and each of us have been taken back to our very own profiles.


That's the joke. That's what makes it funny. Well, sorta. The Rack did it better.
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I can't respond because I do not understand what the hell you are talking about. Sorry.

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Re: FANDANGOS! Love 'Em, Hate 'Em, OWN 'Em!!!

We have new bonuses being offered!

Click the link above and see what Looseweed and Knarf have added to their 2 hours of service!!

Snowpea

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Hightop & Snowpea
Forever Betrothed

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Re: FANDANGOS! Love 'Em, Hate 'Em, OWN 'Em!!!

 

That's the joke. That's what makes it funny. Well, sorta. The Rack did it better.


DangNabbit. Someone did it before me. And many have done it after me it would seem : (

Angel
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Re: FANDANGOS! Love 'Em, Hate 'Em, OWN 'Em!!!

This just in!

A m e r i c a is up for auction.

What does this mean to the highest bidder? It means 2, count them, 2 hours of fun fun fun, however you decide to spend it:

Besides my ability to do provide incredible carpentry, excellent sailing and gunning, and mediocre bilging, I bring you witty comments, laughter (even at crappy jokes), avatar making (see my avatar for an example), theme song writing (yes! I can write you a theme song!), docktarting fun, a shopping partner, poetry writing, pretty much anything you can think of!

**Bonus! **
For any bid higher than 10k, I will provide 2 days of shop labor to the shop (s) of your choice.

If my bid is higher than 20k, I will provide 5 days of shop labor to the shop (s) of your choice.

Edit: Still laughing at the 'excels at drinking' thing on the first page. . . only in RL.
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Re: FANDANGOS! Love 'Em, Hate 'Em, OWN 'Em!!!

Fullboat wrote: 
*Pesky Fine Print
* No pirate shall be forced to serve his time against Notorious Fandango or their own crew.

Majestrate wrote: 

*giggles* ... poop on that disclaimer! :-P

<3 fb!

Talisker wrote: 
Maj, just for you, Leif is changing Leif's disclaimer to:

Leif has no problem jobbing against NF, except at Xi or Eta.


*snickers* ... i was laffin at the circumstance that brought the disclaimer :-P
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maj wrote: 
*snickers* ... i was laffin at the circumstance that brought the disclaimer :-P


pfft. I had a blast...one of the finest days in YPP history for me.
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Re: FANDANGO Auction - NEW Pirates and Bonuses!!!

Change of Venue

Queen Limpalong of the flag Don't Panic has graciously agreed to let us use their palace on Papaya for the auction.
This should accomodate everyone who wants to attend and will eliminate the need to job into a crew. It will also be easier for more people to see the auction floor and who's up for bids!!

Thank you Limpalong!! Hope to see you at the auction!!

Snowpea

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Re: FANDANGO Auction - NEW Pirates and Bonuses!!!

Don't you have your own island? Why isn't this in the Meke fort? Add some candles and it'll be lovely in the darkness....
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My friends, love is better than anger. Hope is better than fear. Optimism is better than despair. So let us be loving, hopeful and optimistic. And we'll change the world. ~ Jack Layton

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Re: FANDANGO Auction - NEW Pirates and Bonuses!!!

Teh Sweetest wrote: 
Don't you have your own island? Why isn't this in the Meke fort? Add some candles and it'll be lovely in the darkness....

The IT department wants me to tell you that since its your fault that I spilt my diet coke all over the keyboard, you should replace it, coz they sure as hell aren't gonna. XD

Not my week for luck with keyboards or IT people
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Take my brigs and frigates grand
I don't care, I'm still free
You can't take the sea from me...

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Re: FANDANGO Auction - NEW Pirates and Bonuses!!!

We have just received authorization from our lovely queen, Redthepirate, to add some very special items to our auction listings!!

2 War Declarations
1 Mystery Package (includes "Mystery Fandango and valuable mystery items!!)

A Blockade!!

Please see the auction listings (a separate thread) for details!

Snowpea

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Re: FANDANGOS! Love 'Em, Hate 'Em, OWN 'Em!!!

The auction is going on right now in the Papaya Palace!

Come now to check out the goodies. America is now on site for your viewing pleasure.
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