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Winners announced!


What are we doing? Prickly Parodies!
How do we play? Make a Hedgehog themed parody of a song of your choice. Posting the lyrics is fine for entries, but if you'd like to record it, do that too!
Why do we do this? Because Hedgehog Day is super important!
When do I have to do this? By 3 Feb 2016 11:59pm Pacific

The prizes
* Prickly things!
* Hedgehogs!
* Spiky trinkets!
* Nemesis Eggs!
* Maybe even a doll!
* Ships with hedgehog related names!
* Shiny Sun Points!
As I have done previously (we all know I stole this from Apollo by now, right?), I'm keeping prizes flexible, depending on the quantity and quality of entries. Bristling to go? Here's more information:

The details
* The deadline is 11:59pm pirate time on Wednesday, the 3rd of February 2016
* One entry per person.
* Parodies should be funny!
* They should be hedgehog themed!
* Only written lyrics are required to enter but additional prizes may be made available for recordings.
* For those that want to sing their parodies too:
  • You can sing unaccompanied, or you can provide your own accompaniment, or you can source your own (public domain) backing track, or you can record using a karaoke site.
  • Record yourself somehow
  • Upload your file to a web space or file hosting service, and copy the link for the file.
  • Make sure (get a mate to check) that your file can be accessed and played without signing in, registering, membership or delayed download!

* Include your pirate name and ocean at the top of your post, the song that you've parodied, then your parodied lyrics. After that, if you've recorded it, add a link to your recording.

It'll look a little something like this:

Nemesis from ALL THE OCEANS EVER
Parody of: <song title>

<Your title for the entry>

ALL THE LYRICS
LINES AND LINES OF THEM!
PRETEND I TOOK THE TIME TO WRITE MY OWN HERE
BUT I DIDN'T BECAUSE THE OCEANS WERE WILD TODAY
BUT WE'LL PRETEND I DID BECAUSE WE'RE IMAGINATIVE PIRATES
LOOK AT ALL THESE LYRICS
OH MY GOODNESS SO AWESOME


<Link to your recording, which I also didn't do but I bet you try to click on this anyway. Pretend it's really great>



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Kuroge (Emerald)
Parody of: Blank Space

The Thorny Hedgehog

Hey there boy, where you been?
Let me show you these spikes of mine.
After we have some gin,
we'll have some great fun cause
oh my God, look at that face
perfect for, my thorny spine,
it'll be fun, I promise baby.

Spring's here and sun is out,
you better be quick with me
truth, trust, being devout,
you cannot expect from me,
cause when the day is over
I'll be back into the ground
grab on to me for just a night
I can make you feel good like no other.

So you'll feel some throbbing
Or maybe a blind eye or two
I'll know you're done
when you run and scream in pain
Got a long list of ex-lovers
They'll tell you they're in pain
'Cause you know I love the players
And you love the game

'Cause we're thorny and we're reckless
We'll take this way too far
It'll leave you breathless
Or with a nasty scar
Got a long list of ex-lovers
They'll tell you they're in pain
But I've got a big hole, baby
And I'll put you in.
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Faeree of Cerulean
Based off of the nursery rhyme song, Oh where, oh where has my little dog gone ?

Oh where, oh where has my hedgie-hog gone?

Oh where, oh where has my hedgie-hog gone?
Oh where, oh where can she be?
She rolls into a ball, the best pet of all,
Oh where, oh where can she be?

Oh where, oh where has my little hog gone?
Oh where, oh where can she be?
With her eyes so bright and her coat of spikes,
Oh where, oh where can she be?

Oh where, oh where has my hedgie-hog gone?
Oh where, oh where can she be?
With a snuffle and snort whenever she courts,
Oh where, oh where can she be?

Oh where, oh where has my little hog gone?
Oh where, oh where can she be?
She's such a show off, always running off,
Oh where, oh where can she be?

Oh where, oh where has my hedgie-hog gone?
Oh where, oh where can she be?
Squeek, snort, huffle and snuffle! Oh, here she comes now!
Yay! She's back safe and sound here with me.

Edit: Sorry no singing from me today- I have laryngitis. "Oh when, oh when will this stupid cold go, two months is way too long... with an ear inflamed up nice, and the nose running at night, oh when will this cold go!" And yes, my brain works crazy stupid when I'm sick like this mwhahaha!
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Jfmaa Emerald
Based on (copied from :o) the Beatles Piggies!
Piggies!


Hedgehogies!


Have you seen the little Hedgehogies
Crawling in the dirt?
And for all the little Hedgehogies
Life is getting worse
Always having dirt to play around in

Have you seen the bigger Hedgehogies
In their starched white shirts?
You will find the bigger Hedgehogies
Stirring up the dirt
Always have clean shirts to play around in

In their styes with all their backing
They don't care what goes on around
In their eyes there's something lacking
What they need's a damn good WHACKING!

Everywhere there's lots of Hedgehogies
Living hedgehog lives
You can see them out for dinner
With their hedgehoggy wives
Clutching forks and knives to eat their...SPINES!

Beatles and dark mood for me today :D
But hopefully the groundhog will see it's shadow!
And maybe watching groundhog day would be fun as well!

The hedgehog made me do it HEDGEHOGIES
would someone be so brave to let me know if the link works?
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Greyladyy of Cerulean
Parody of The Beatles "Rocky Raccoon"

"Hedgie Balloon"

Now somewhere in the rough salty seas off of Lima
Sailed a young pet named Hedgie Balloon.
One day his pirate sailed off with another hog,
Hit young Hedgie like a log, Hedgie didn't like that
He said I'm gonna get that hog!
So one day he sailed into town,
Looked into a room of the local saloon.
--
Hedgie Balloon, he checked out the room,
Fearing he'd soon face survival.
Hedgie thought "Yikes!", I've only my spikes
To take down my terrible rival!
--
His rival it seems had broken his dreams
By stealing his pirate with drama.
Her name was DaVille and she called herself Swill
But he only knew her as Mama.
--
Now she and that hog, who called himself Bog,
Were in the next room at the table.
Hedgie burst in and grinning a grin
He said "Boggie boy, stand if yer able."
But Boggie sat still, and let loose his quills,
And Hedgie collapsed in the corner.
--
Now the doc was a bum, came in stinkin' of rum
And proceeded to lie on the table
He said Hedgie you met your match
And Hedgie said, Doc it’s only a scratch
And I’ll be better, I’ll be better doc as soon as I am able.
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Now Hedgie Balloon he fell back in the room
Fearing about his survival.
The doc checked him out and left it no doubt
He'd help with good Hedgie's revival.

And if ye dare, click here!
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Dexla ~ Cerulean
parody of "Joy to the World (Jeremiah Was A Bullfrog)" by Three Dog Night

Willamina was a hedgehog
Prickles all down her spine
I never understood how she climbed onto my bed
But I chose to a-make her mine
And we always had a pretty good time

Prickly! Ball on the floor
Crawled in through the door, wow
Laughed when she poked you and you did not see
Laughed at you and me

If I had a much bigger house
Tell you what I'd do
I'd get myself another lil' hedgehog or two
An' I could share with you

Watch-it now, run across the floor
Jump out through the door
Follow me to town, an ev'n out to sea
Follow you and me

You know I love some hedgehogs
Love to give them hugs
I'm a cookie sharer and a bandage wearer
A fantastic hedge-hoggy-mum
I make a fantastic hedge-hoggy-mum

(chorus x2)
Hedgie on the floor
Crawls in through the door
Laughs when she pokes you and you do not see
Laughs at you and me

Hedgie on the floor
Crawls in through the door
Hedgie on the floor
Laughs at you and me
Hedgie on the floor
Crawls in through the door
Laughs when she pokes you when you did not see
Laughs at you and me
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Locu on Cerulean
Parody of Go down, Moses.

When Nemo ruled on Turtle Isle - Let my hedgehogs go!
They were all packed in hardened shells - Let my hedgehogs go!
Go home, hedgehogs, go home to Verdant Isle
Tell ol' Nemo to let my Hedgehogs go
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Oldwater of Emerald
Parody of: Twinkle Twinkle Little Star

*Little Acupuncture Podiatrist*

Hedgehog, hedgehog little ARRRse!
How I wonder what ye ARRR!
Down below my feet so sore
Like a Lego in the floor
Hedgehog, hedgehog little ARRRse!
How I wonder what ye ARRR!

When the cursing does subside
When the rage gives reason ta hide
Hedgehog, hedgehog show yer spikes
Hedgehog, hedgehog all the spines
Hedgehog, hedgehog little ARRRse!
How I wonder what ye ARRR!


*No Hedgehogs were harmed in the making of this parody, Oldwaters...perhaps...
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Kcoolaid, Meridian
Parody of "Hold the Line" by Toto


It's all in the way that you hold me
You know that I poke so you take care!
It's all in the way you log on and pretend -
But not in the way that you always contend
That hedgehog can mean the thing that you always say that it do!

These are spines! Hedgehogs are not little swine! Whoa whoa whoa
These are spines! Hedgehogs are not little swine! Whoa whoa whoa

It's not in the way that you b-nav, whirls
It's not that I care when you get 'fines', oooh
It's all in the way you log on every day,
It's all in the way that that you rub just one way,
It's not the kilts you wear or the awesome folks you call a crew -

By the brine! Hedgehogs are not little swine! Whoa whoa whoa
Told you 'nein'! Hedgehogs are not prickly swine! Whoa whoa whoa

(b-nav/guitar riff/feed grubs to new hedgehog)

Just go ask the pirate who sold me
He spent all yer poe on chroma's of wiiine, ohh
Or look how my paws are so dainty and cuuute,
There's no curly tail or butt ugly snoot
It's good yer handsome mate, 'cause you sure do not have a clue!

The last time! Hedgehogs are not little swine! Whoa whoa whoa
Told you 'nein'! No they are not prickly swine!
Hedgehogs are not prickly swine!
These are spines! Hedgehogs are not little swine!
Hedgehogs are no kind, hedgehogs are no kinda swine
These are spines! Hedgehogs are not little swine!
Hedgehogs are not little swine!
Hedgehogs are not little swine!
Hedgehogs are not little swine!
Whoa whoa whoa
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Doggbreath Cerulean
parody of Oh! Susanna

A Sticky Situation (with footnotes)

I come from Punxatawney with a hedgehog on my knee.
I thought it was a groundhog 'til it stuck its spines in me.
I pulled and tugged and plucked and yanked but it was held on tight.
I heaved and jerked and strained until the day turned into night.

Chorus
Oh! Cerulean, Oh don't you cry, you'll see,
I'll come back home when I can get this hedgie off of me.

I sailed around the oceans, but all I got was snickers
Nobody there could help me get that beast off of my knickers.
At every port and island, the answer was the same
Until, at last, I heard a squeaky voice that called my name.

Do just what I tell you, I heard it say to me
Put into port at Guava and board the Mushy Pea(1)
I thought you were my true love but you are out of luck
For it is Sheepish Rocky that makes me so Lovestruck.

I took advantage of their bliss to make a fast retreat
And never slowed moment when I heard glad Rocky bleat
I was half way to Cnossos when I heard that eerie call
The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All(2)

© Doggbreath 2016

1) Pea is a fish name found in fishbase
2)the best hedgehog song ever
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Bisca of Emerald
Parody on Toy-Box - The Sailor Song

The Hedgie Song!

Collecting hedgies forever..
I know what to do!
All the Hedgies together
They will purr *I love you*
Collecting hedgies forever
I know what to do!
All the hedgies together.. just for you

Sailing all around the pirate seas
Chasing all the hedgies
Help me find them please
Cause the hedgies are really hard to find
Where do you think I find them?

Sailing, Sailing, all around the ocean
Thinking thinking, where can I find them?
Roaming, searching, I will never give up!
Come let us sing the Hedgie Song!

Collecting hedgies forever..
I know what to do!
All the Hedgies together
They will purr *I love you*
Collecting hedgies forever
I know what to do!
All the hedgies together.. just for you

Cute small hedgie, you really make me smile
Now I found you, come let me take you home
Hedgies like you are very hard to find
If you go I'll be a sad pirate

Sailing, Sailing, all around the ocean
Thinking thinking, where can I find them?
Roaming, searching, I will never give up!
Come let us sing the Hedgie Song!

Collecting hedgies forever..
I know what to do!
All the Hedgies together
They will purr *I love you*
Collecting hedgies forever
I know what to do!
All the hedgies together.. just for you

Now, lets cuddle!
That's not a hug, that's a bite!
Ayy!

Sailing, Sailing, all around the ocean
Thinking thinking, where can I find them?
Roaming, searching, I will never give up!
Come let us sing the Hedgie Song!

Collecting hedgies forever..
I know what to do!
All the Hedgies together
They will purr *I love you*
Collecting hedgies forever
I know what to do!
All the hedgies together.. just for you

Wauw.. you are great!
Yeah hedgie, you can sail my ship *wink*

Collecting hedgies forever
I know what to do!
All the hedgies together.. just for you

The recording I really don't wanna share but okay.
Recording Hedgie Song
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Hazelight of Emerald
Parody of All About That Bass by Meghan Trainor!

All About Hedgehogs
Because you know I'm all about hedgehogs,
'Bout hedgehogs, no groundhogs
I'm all 'bout hedgehogs, 'bout hedgehogs, no groundhogs
I'm all 'bout hedgehogs, 'bout hedgehogs, no groundhogs
I'm all 'bout hedgehogs, 'bout hedgehogs

Yeah it's pretty clear, I ain't no groundhog
And I can prick it, prick it like I'm supposed to do
'Cause I got that boom boom that all them 'hogs chase
All the right pricks in all the right places

I see you hedgehogs working that Photoshop
We know that fur ain't real
Come on now, make it stop
If you got spiky spiky just raise 'em up
'Cause every inch of you is perfect
From the bottom to the top

Yeah, my momma she told me don't worry about your spikes
She says, 'hogs they like a lil bit prickly to go at night
You know I won't be no game-figure, Sonic the blue hedgehog,
So, if that's what's you're into
Then go ahead and move along

Because you know I'm all about hedgehogs,
'Bout hedgehogs, no groundhogs
I'm all 'bout hedgehogs, 'bout hedgehogs, no groundhogs
I'm all 'bout hedgehogs, 'bout hedgehogs, no groundhogs
I'm all 'bout hedgehogs, 'bout hedgehogs

I'm bringing spiky back
Go ahead and tell them furry bitches Hey
No, I'm just playing I know you think you're prickly,
But I'm here to tell you that,
Every inch of you is perfect from the bottom to the top

Yeah, my momma she told me don't worry about your spikes
She says, 'hogs they like a lil bit prickly to go at night
You know I won't be no game-figure, Sonic the Blue hedgehog,
So, if that's what's you're into
Then go ahead and move along

Because you know I'm all about hedgehogs,
'Bout hedgehogs, no groundhogs
I'm all 'bout hedgehogs, 'bout hedgehogs, no groundhogs
I'm all 'bout hedgehogs, 'bout hedgehogs, no groundhogs
I'm all 'bout hedgehogs, 'bout hedgehogs
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Ye told Gaea, "If you see bird flu, you are normal. If you see swine flu, you need to check your mental health."
Gaea tells ye, "HA."
Ye told Gaea, "I'm right ain't I :P"
Gaea tells ye, "<3"
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Meaganz of Emerald

Parody of: Problem (Monster-Remix) by Becky G

The Hedgehog Remix

I'm a Hedgehog, I'm a he-hedgehog
I'm a Hedgehog, I'm a he-hedgehog
I'm a Hedgehog, I'm a he-hedgehog
I'm a Hedgehog, I'm a he-hedgehog
I'm a Hedgehog, I'm a he-hedgehog
I'm a Hedgehog, I'm a he-hedgehog
I'm a Hedgehog, I'm a he-hedgehog
I'm a Hedgehog, I'm a he-hedgehog

I'm one of a kind, got everybody in love
And I don't have to try, I just do what I does
Don't have to tell me, I already know
They all want me.

Yo, I run this, I smash it
Like my spike real hard, I poke it.
Cute race baby, I'm gonna beat ya
Cause trouble, never listen to my master.
New fur all black, from Puzzle Pirates
Can't fly, but my mama don't care yup..
To the top, Imma take it to the ceiling
I'm on the moon but I feel the sun beaming.
I'm so cute like ooooh la la
So so nice like nobody else
Sup to the woods and the pets on the block
Doin' it big, ya you know, what's up..

Some come and try to say I'm a problem
So crazy, gotta put 'em in an cage
Some come and try to say I'm a problem
Ha, solve it

I'm a Hedgehog, I'm a he-hedgehog
I'm a Hedgehog, I'm a he-hedgehog
I'm a Hedgehog, I'm a he-hedgehog
I'm a Hedgehog, I'm a he-hedgehog
I'm a Hedgehog, I'm a he-hedgehog
I'm a Hedgehog, I'm a he-hedgehog
I'm a Hedgehog, I'm a he-hedgehog
I'm a Hedgehog, I'm a he-hedgehog

I'm one of a kind, got everybody in love
And I don't have to try, I just do what I does.
Don't have to tell me, I already know
They all want me.

[Rapping]
Yo, yo, yo
I ran this, I rock this
I can see the future, no optics
More colors, more hedgies

Whisk up hedgies like I'm boss
They be chillin' in my villa, my estate got exotic
One be trippin', come n' kiss, hypnotic, they be talking 'bout oooh la la
Let's go far, way past them stars
We don't give a scupper, let's go to Maia

Ay, yo
I'm just tryna get it poppin'
I wanna be the first hedgie to love anotha hedgie
She love a pig, cut the swag that I'm droppin'
I kill the game til it's chillin' in the villa
When I start it, ain't no stoppin'

Yo, yo
Yo, yo
Yo, yo
Yo, yo

(Don't be acting like)

Don't be actin' like
Like you didn't care
Like you didn't care
Like you didn't care
Like you didn't care

I'm one of a kind, got everybody in love
And I don't have to try, I just do what I does
Don't have to tell me, I already know
They all want me

I'm one of a kind, got everybody in love
And I don't have to try, I just do what I does
Don't have to tell me, I already know
They all want me

I'm a Hedgehog, I'm a he-hedgehog.
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"I'm absolutely gonna win it, because I'm ruthless. I sit at the poker table and my job is to destroy people."
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Herowena from Cerulean
Parody of: Scotland The Brave <--- Link to lyrics includes optional music, if you're feeling bagpipey.

Hedgehogs Are Dolls

If it's a kilt yer wearing
Hedgehogs be mighty daring
Critters to cuddle, baring
Skin on yer knees
Though they're cute as the dickens
Hedgehogs be known for prickin'
Caution should tamper
Down yer instinct to squee

(Chorus)
Hedgehogs have button eyes
Melt ye with chirping cries
When startled or
Sleeping, they curl into balls
Hedgehogs have snuffly noses
Wee feet with tiny toeses
Tongues pink as Highland roses
Hedgehogs are dolls

When it's the plaid yer flaunting
Hedgehogs be slightly daunting
Mind where yer sitting down
Fer them and fer ye
Brave is the lad who chooses
Pets known fer giving bruises
Ach, but fer sweetness, none
But hedgehogs fer me

(Chorus)
Hedgehogs have button eyes
Melt ye with chirping cries
When startled or
Sleeping, they curl into balls
Hedgehogs have snuffly noses
Wee feet with tiny toeses
Tongues pink as Highland roses
Hedgehogs are dolls

Though they be sized accordin'
Don't put them in yer sporran
Hedgehogs be better off
Fer looks, than fer feel
Aye, they seem sweet as biscuits
And in yer heart ye'd risk it
But it's yer lap ye'd need to be made of steel

(Chorus)
Hedgehogs have button eyes
Melt ye with chirping cries
When startled or
Sleeping, they curl into balls
Hedgehogs have snuffly noses
Wee feet with tiny toeses
Tongues pink as Highland roses
Hedgehogs are dolls
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Herowena of Cerulean
Still Sleeping With The Fishes

Dexla drew it.
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Avallach from Emerald
Parody of: Elephant Gun (Heres the original song and the lyrics)
Recording of me singing it: Recording Avas Hedgie Song

Hedgehogs Run

If I was young, I'd run this ocean
I'd throw my dreams above ground
As I sniff, we purr to smile, we purr tonight

Far from home, hedgehogs run
Let´s try and catch them one by one
We'll lay it down, once it's found, it is around

Let the seasons begin - Let's roll all around
Let the seasons begin - Let's travel oceans all around
Let the seasons begin - Let's leave our spikes around
Let the seasons begin - Take the pirates down

(Voice)
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Wayfarer, Meridian!
Parody of Obladi Oblada by the Beatles

Hedgehogs like to burrow near the garden gate,
Hedgehogs like to cuddle, play, and hide.
Wayway thinks that hedgehogs all are pretty great,
And Wayway wants one to be cuddled by her side.

Come to me, come to me, hedgehog buddy!
La-la, be by my side.
Come to me, come to me, hedgehog buddy!
La-la, be by my side.

Wayway fills her pockets up on pillages,
Saves enough, then goes off to the store.
She asks, "Do you have hedgehogs?" and they shake their heads,
And tell her that, "We don't sell hedgehogs anymore."

Come to me, come to me, hedgehog buddy!
La-la, be by my side.
Come to me, come to me, hedgehog buddy!
La-la, be by my side.

For a couple of days, Wayway wept and hung her head.
Then a couple of knocks sounded at her door--
A hedgehog was waiting for her

Happy ever after back on Malachite,
Always with her hedgehog by her side.
Its cuteness has her in a constant state of delight,
And though the spikey cuddles hurt, she doesn't mind.

Come to me, come to me, hedgehog buddy!
La-la, be by my side.
Come to me, come to me, hedgehog buddy!
La-la, be by my side.

[And, why the heck not. My ukulele rendition of it: https://soundcloud.com/user3902001/hedgehog-buddy]
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Budclare, Meridian
Parody of: "The Hanging Tree", from Mockingjay


The Sleeping Hedge

Are you, are you
Climbing up the hedge?
Your legs look so short, how did you reach that ledge?
Won't you come out of there?
Come out here won't you please?
You know I can't sleep in a row of hedge.

Are you, are you
Climbing up the hedge?
Can't reach you until you're nearer to the edge.
Won't you come out of there?
Come out here won't you please?
You know I can't sleep in a row of hedge.

Are you, are you
Climbing up the hedge?
Could we go home if I lure you with some veg?
Won't you come out of there?
Come out here won't you please?
You know I can't sleep in a row of hedge.

Are you, are you
Climbing up the hedge?
I see now you found a comfy spot to wedge.
Won't you come out of there?
Come out here won't you please?
It seems we might sleep in a row of hedge.


/e might have had an incident once with overly athletic hedgehogs...
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I want a cookie.

(Imp turned me into a dolly! :D)
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Deadline's passed and judging has begun!
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Hera says, "And the sorry thing is, I can't remember if I said, or didn't say, that."
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The Winners!

1st : Herowena (Cerulean) - A sloop with your choice of an adjective with Hedgehog, a pet hedgehog, and a portrait! - Delivered!
2nd : Wayfarer (Meridian) - A sloop named the "Rabid Hedgehog", a hedgehog, and a new sword of your choice! - Delivered!
3rd : Kcoolaid (Meridian) - A hedgehog, a pet bed, and a new sword of your choice! (shop swords only) - - Delivered!
4th : Dexla (Cerulean) - Crossed swords, a bunch of roses and a Nemesis egg - Delivered!
5th : Oldwater (Emerald) - Crossed swords, a bunch of roses and a Nemesis egg - Delivered!

Runner Ups
Hazelight (Emerald)- Spiky coral and a rose - Delivered!
Doggbreath (Cerulean)- Spiky coral and a rose - Delivered!
Faeree (Cerulean)- Spiky coral and a rose - Delivered!
Bisca (Emerald)- Spiky coral and a rose - Delivered!
Meaganz (Emerald)- Spiky coral and a rose - Delivered!
Budclare (Meridian) - Spiky coral and a rose - Delivered!
Jfmaa (Emerald)- Spiky coral and a rose - Delivered!
Greyladyy (Cerulean)- Spiky coral and a rose - Delivered!
Avallach (Emerald)- Spiky coral and a rose - Delivered!
Locu (Cerulean)- Spiky coral and a rose - Delivered!
Kuroge (Emerald)- Spiky coral and a rose - Delivered!
Prizes will be delivered in the next week (barring catastrophe!) for everything except ships and portraits. For ships, swords and portraits, please petition letting me know when you'll be available and we'll schedule a time. Use "Nemesis - Hedgehog" as the subject!
SHINY SUN POINTS
Herowena (Cerulean)- 10 Shiny Sun Points!
Wayfarer (Meridian) - 5 +5 (for singing) Shiny Sun Points!
Kcoolaid (Meridian) - 4 Shiny Sun Points!
Dexla (Cerulean)- 3 Shiny Sun Points!
Oldwater (Emerald)- 3 Shiny Sun Points!
Avallach (Emerald)- 5 (for singing) Shiny Sun Points!
Greyladyy (Cerulean)- 5 (for singing) Shiny Sun Points!
Jfmaa (Emerald) - 5 (for singing) Shiny Sun Points!
Bisca (Emerald) - 5 (for singing) Shiny Sun Points!


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Hera says, "I wish I was awesome enough to be on #TeamEvil!"
Later...
Hera says, "And the sorry thing is, I can't remember if I said, or didn't say, that."
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NOT THAT I HAVE BEEN STALKING THIS THREAD OR ANYTHING

Oh yay, thank you! I haven't yet shaken the sound of bagpipes out of my skull, but now it all seems worth it! Congratulations everyone, and especially to those of you who sang.
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Herowena of Cerulean
Still Sleeping With The Fishes

Dexla drew it.
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Hop Hop, Hooray!

Still hopping about on one foot, MAN those little boogers are POKEY!
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I didn't get shiny sunpoints for singing? :(

Congratulations to the winners by the way.
Well done
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I didn't get shiny sunpoints for singing? :(

Congratulations to the winners by the way.
Well done

Whoops! I'll fix that!
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Later...
Hera says, "And the sorry thing is, I can't remember if I said, or didn't say, that."
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Awesome! Thank you Nemesis!
Congrats Hero and everyone - especially those of you brave enough to sing theirs!
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Woohoo! More Shiny Sun Points! Congrats to all of the winners, and thanks Nemesis, for hosting such a humorous event!
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Congrats mates! I loved reading everyone's entries! So entertaining :D Thanks for running such a fun event and thank ye for me trinkets! :D
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Here, a bonus parody fell out today:

The Outlaws, Ghost Riders in the Sky.



An old pirate went solo'n one dark and windy day
Along a reef he paused to chart his pilly all the way
When all at once a prickle of them hedgehogs he done seen
Running through the ragged skies, spiny, fat and mean

Their spines were all translucent and their teeth were made of steel
Their eyes and paws on fire, the burning he could feel!
A bolt of fear went through him as they patted 'cross the sky
He saw some Sailors rowing hard, and heard their mournful cry!

Yippie i ay, yippie i oh!
Ghost hedge hogs in
Ghost hedgehogs in the sky!

Yippie i ay (Yippie i ay), yippie i oh (yippie i oh)
Ghost hedgehogs in the sky

The sailors gaunt, their lifeboats leaked, their rags all soaked with sweat
They rowed so hard to catch them hogs, but they ain't caught em yet
Cause they've got to row forever in that sea up in the sky
With short oars made of fire, as they row you'll hear them cry!

Yippie i ay, yippie i oh!
Ghost hedge hogs in
Ghost hedgehogs in the sky!
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Kcoolaid on Meridian Ocean
Captain of Trouble and
Prince of Tsunami
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Yay, my favorite entry won!!

Thanks for the prizes, and congrats to everyone!
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