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11 December - I should NOT have said that!

Contest opens now! Contest will finish at midnight at the end of Friday night.

A straightforward task... You know when you're having a heart-to-heart with yer hearty, and someone suddenly boards your ship without asking first, and you don't see them until you've already hit Return and sent that line of chat, and you'd really REALLY rather that you hadn't shared that particular bit of information with the newcomer, and you're all flustered and embarrassed, and they're like "what on earth are you two talking about, zomg, I wish I'd heard the start of THAT conversation", and you're all "yeah, well, you don't know nothing about anything, anyway, and anyway we were just talking about someone else, not me", and they're all "yeah, right, and my grandfather is actually quite tall", and you wish the deck would just swallow you up and just hope that they don't think to copy it all to flag chat, and for weeks afterwards, you refuse to say anything to friends outside the privacy of a locked house? Man, I HATE when that happens.

I would like you to list the top five things you wouldn't want to have just said when you notice that an OM has just joined you. The venue of your mortification is your choice - you may station yourself anywhere in game - ship, home, pub, docks (and you don't have to make all five fit one venue, nor do you have to specify the venue unless you feel it adds to the understanding of the situation).

Get to it. Top Five Embarrassing Chat Lines overheard by a surprise visiting OceanMaster.

As a reminder, please read the general rules before posting.
Include your pirate name and ocean at the top of your post, then your top five Embarrassing Overheard Chat Lines. Remember to press "Reply to this post" instead of "Post new thread"!

Go Doodle!
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1. ''You need larger balls.''
2. ''We're going to scupper!''
3. ''I'm a pirate, I love booty! I love kissing my booty!''
4. ''Show me your booty panel.''
5. ''Let's all ride the Bass!
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[18:30:37] Thalia tells ye, "Ahoy! I have recieved the permission petition from (pirate name here) , unfortunately it doesn't look like you have the necessary PoE on you at the moment."
[18:30:37] Ye auto-responded "If you're horny, lets do it. Ride it, my pony." to Thalia.
[18:30:44] Auto-response message cleared.
[18:30:44] Ye told Thalia, "oh awkward"
[18:30:47] Auto-response message cleared.


Edit: Actually. Theres five lines of text there, so uh.. thats my entry I guess?XD
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Dexla - Cerulean

"I'm not sure I've ever seen so many crabs in one place"
"OMG I could eat that all day."
"I told them my little brother did it but when that didn't work I made this new account at the school library."
"It's a lot bigger than I imagined."
"And no matter how many times we tell him, he still boards a ship without asking PTB. Did his mother drop him on his head as a baby or is he really just that stupid?"
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Bunnylaroo of Emerald presents A Forage Run

"Well if you stick your hand in far enough, it's bound to get dirty."

"You're just jealous because my chest is bigger."

"Great, it's stuck! I'll have to shake a few times, but hopefully I can get it out."

"Careful with the nuggets, they're fragile."

And on the way back to port, with a full hold
"Don't panic. If they catch us we'll just evade!"
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Faeree of Emerald

"You know it only hurts the first time..."
"Nah don't do that.. he will find out.."
"Only when you see a blue one should you be worried..."
"It won't matter if you take it... they can't get rid of you that easily!"
"Well it only happens once... then you can pretend to be someone else if they find out!"
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Herowena of Cerulean

(You did say Ocean Master, after all.)

1. Maybe it really stands for "Obstinate Meanyhead".
2. You'd think the whole fire thing would mean he's hot.
3. She has buns of steel. Too bad they're on her head.
4. A veil isn't as effective as a breath mint.
5. I guess he doesn't HAVE a "where the sun don't shine".
Let the smiting commence.
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Aethera of Cerulean

1. "The next thing I knew, she was pregnant."
2. "I just tell my mom 'I'm playing Puzzle Pirates' when the other stuff is minimized, and she's none the wiser."
3. "Have you seen Galene's new avatar? Traaaampy!"
4. "This is why I waited for Glaucus, you can get any rename past him."
5. "Well I really prefer Apollo but he's never online anymore!"
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imp, meridian
 
flustered and embarrassed

Nu-uh. I've done some doozies, but the funniest was a hearty spamming half his hearty list with a copy/pasted tell from me (self included), before he realised he wasn't in fact inviting them to a flotilla...


5. Add me to MSN we can't talk here its notimpsalt@hackarrrrrrs.com
4. Pffft. It's not like they ever do anything anyway, all Apollo ever does is run comps and then try and win them himself >_<
3. Petitions are for flirting with the OM so they don't ban u and asking how much rum goes on a sloop, just sayin'.
2. LOL no they r boots of bilg they giv u xtra bilg powa so they cost more u can see its on my trophys. 150k or i complan u for scaming.
1. Ehhh, seriously Apollo has his head stuck so far up his inventory he can read his own skull, it says defeated by: "Apollo".

Edited to make the numbers go downunder.
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Locu of Cerulean

1) "This one time, in Band Camp Scurvy, I stuck a flute in the booty."
2) "Put your balls somewhere else!"
3) "Clotho OMelette tastes way better than that rotten Ceph or Greenbones...."
4) "Do you really think BLACKmailing Atropos works?"
5) "Ok, 3 months of subscription, that's 300000 poe.
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Yasmi - Meridian

1. (a booched tell from me to a hearty to the ship my husband was naving): "I think I am pregnant again, he's sooo gonna kill me"
2. Wait for Castor to be online, so you can ask him to magic up ur sinky flot.
3. Oh bugger, cant we just pretend we have some balls? (this happens when u forget to stock a ship)
4. I am the greatest Sfer. "you have been defeated by Apollo"
5. How did that happen? Apollo must be trying out the new sprinkle bot!
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Azagh meridian

1. "That doesn't go in there" ~below deck
2. "The OM's aren't that tough I could take em on" ~ inn
3. "All that stock I took, is over at Fintan" ~ preparing for a blockade
4. " Apollo? you mean those space shuttles" ~ inn
5. "thank goodness no one heard you screaming" ~ below deck
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Cattrin on Meridian

Preferably pictured at the manor I share with my friend.

 
Cattrin laughs "Yeah, I still can't get the smell out of it; it's been weeks!"

Frequently my friend and I will send eachother random pictures of interest from out days while chatting, so this is bound to happen:
 
Cattrin says "http://i1234.photobucket.com/albums/ff416/Cattrin_/Kinda.jpg <- Lookit, the Big Dipper! :D"

 
Cattrin says "Hey, what did you do with the rags and curled slippers? I found the water wings and chain ."

 
Cattrin says "Come look at this, I accidentally killed someone again."

 
Cattrin says "Stop looking at her bust and come help me get the other one off the table."

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Yumisa - Meridian!
*takes out her booch list* Can it be boochs ive heard and saved? x)

1: During an SMH) Yumisa says, "cuz.-... Tango, i choose you!"
Yumisa says, "xP"
Tangosueno comes out of a poke ball

It's embarassing to do pokemon stuff at times lol

2 Sweet crew chat) "Rajoejoe says, "I just got new balls!"
Yumisa says, "Yay pew pew!"
Joshuakiller says, "o-o Joejoe you lost your old ones?"

3)Yumisa says, "Oh my god Gallo is taking off his clothes in the basement!"
Gallo says, "Psh .. Wish I was a young woman"

4) Yumisa says, "Hey girl who got asleep :o if you get stuck, you can leave and start again :P"

5) Yumisa says, "Sure you can ride her, everybody has already :P"
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Top Five Embarrassing Chat Lines overheard by a surprise visiting OceanMaster.

1. You know OM's are all Old Maids who have nothing better to do than play pirates!

2. I wish she'd use those shears to cut him a new one!

3. With a face like that I'd be hiding behind a veil too!

4. "Sunshine yellow" is a lovely color, except someone should tell him that DOES NOT include teeth!

5. She can stick that ban stick where Apollo don't shine!
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Niobetha of Meridian


1. " I got banned so I'm using my hearty's spare account."

2. "My pirate is 17, but I'm 71. I have a lot of time to play
because I'm incarcerated"

3. "FECK this SHIIT"

4. "I'm taking a shower, who's coming"

5. "Aunty always gets to do the pole dance"
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Rhodanite of Cerulean

Top lines from separate conversations...

1."Nothing much, I'm just picking kitty hair out of my keyboard..."-Heartie Chat

2."I'm off to your Inn to have some positional fun with Guy and pix will happen.."-Heartie's Inn (Namath)

3. "I think this ship has inferior wood on board.."-Vessel

4. "I rock the DQ Booty Swirl!"-Heartie Chat

5. "As long as I have wood to play with I'm happy!"-Vessel

I will say #1 was forum sig'd for a while much to my dismay...although luckily not in an OM's siggy that would have made it entirely worse! :D

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Elleana of Sage Emerald
 
1: "And then I had to tell him how to maneuver to get in deep. It's like he'd never done it before."

 
2: "Did he get a hold of your jugs?"

 
3: "He wouldn't stop barking so we locked him in the closet." "Your dog?" "No, my son."

 
4: "Sometimes I feel like the OMs are completely unaware what goes on."
"Cronus doesn't put underwear on?!"

 
5: "If you're going to spin the tea cups, try to keep the milk inside."

o.O
I feel dirty.

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Jippy, Meridian

1. Seriously they have a monobrow, nothing short of rum could make that go away.
2. I told him if he wanted to see my booty he had to whisk me away to his shack.
3. The operation went fine but I'm walking funny now.
4. Then my towel fell off...
5. Just be gentle, ok?
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Sadiekate on Cerulean

It must be somewhere in your booty. (When someone questions a trade.)

I was checking out his junk. (Explaining that you were following up on a Bazaar post.)

Nothing can fill my hole! (During a frustrating round of carpentry.)

No! We need large balls! (Explaining how to restock a war frig.)

And after all that poking and prodding, I finally got him to bilge. (Recounting a tale of a troublesome jobber.)
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Bisquick - Cerulean

1. Oh god, hang on, I need to leave the room. Why do my farts smell like undead hot dogs and pickles? :( :( :(

2. Look, you need to stop barging into people's lives like that. It's scuppering rude, and you look like a complete barrelstopper.

3. /e licks! Oh god. I'd be one of *those* people

4. So I finally bought a tickler. Best. Decision. Ever.

5. Eeeeeeeeeee! It's Justin Bieber!

I'm.not.here.I'm.not.here.I'm.not.here.... -.-
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Janepeg of Emerald

1. I've written this amazing sailing bot it has won me 2 familiars and OOO can't detect it

2. I've got some hilarious photos of Cronos* in extremely compromising situations, if he doesn't give me $1000 and a white monkeys I'll send them to Cleaver

3. These boots are extremely rare boots of bilging when you wear them you will always get incredible no matter how you puzzle. You can have them if you give me your sea horse they arn't worth much but I'm just missing that one colour.

4. All sorted for the Blockade piratex and piratey will move spy, we have 30 booch alts set up and FlagZ will pretend to 3rd party but only shoot the others.

5. For the Box auction the familiar is in 17 and the Grand frig is in 12. Use an alt for one of them so people don't get suspicious.


* Name changed to protect the true victim (at least for the time being)
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Theflu of Meridian

While on the deck of a ship discussing renames for the crew donation Ship...

Me: I looked up Flu on fishbase and apparently Flugelbutt is actually a name of a fish
Crewbie: Flu gel butt I cant think of anything worse...
Me: Oh really what about Massive Flugelbutt, Stinky Flugelbutt, Gaseous Flugelbutt?
Crewbie: Oh god my eyes...

Me: So apparently Goldenbutt is also a name of a fish
Me: I swear I was looking up Gold and not butt

Me: Ok so now I decided to looking up butt

Me: Apparently Butt by itself is the name of a fish. I think I am going to petition to name a ship Big Butt so the OM's cant deny...

Me: So apparently the OM's CAN deny Big Butt, they must not be brothers
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Arghhpirate, Meridian

1. I'm just doing a doodle.
2. Her doodle was amazing!
3. Apollo was last online on the 6th of December at 12.04pm... /stalks.
4. I wish they had /who in real life, would make stalking so much easier!
5. Long is better than short, I've had experience with both (swords).
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Piratecub - Meridian

1. "I had a good time scamming noobs, just sold one guy some magic flying pants for 20k. Good price for tan striped pants, in my opinion."

2. "and then he fell on her"

3. "You're afraid of using alt accounts? Don't worry, the OMs can't possibly know as long as you're using proxies like I told you."

4. "The problem is you don't have balls." (cannons)

5. "I'll need to get my hands on some jugs immediately." (@ inn)
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Wayfarer, Meridian

1. ./w Apollo
2. Thirty bucks for this account? Deal!
3. Favorite OM? They're all pretty bad...
4. ./cw Dread Ringers
5. The only reason I'd ever want an OM doll would be for voodoo purposes.
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The best overheard line that happened to me, though, was probably better. I'd jobbed a guy to look at my sloop he was planning to buy, and he was kind of a jerk to me. I overreacted a bit, and jumped off the boat after telling him I wasn't interested anymore. I moaned to my crew about him, without naming him. Just "this guy who just pissed me off." I didn't put what he did into specifics.
Of course, the guy I was talking about was still jobbed in the crew.
"Are you talking about me?" he asked.
"No," I said.
"Dx It's him!" I said in Officer's chat before dismissing him and exploding.
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1- /game 7officer ofc! that tart had to break my nil !!.. (oops?! )
2- 7w xxx ( stupid ctrl eh ! >.<)
3- /gr pls don't spam
XXX tells ye, '' give me ur password!''
/gr gtfo nub! (.. sticky arrow keys might be problem..)
4- hand : 99 Flop 99A
ye told xx, lol watch this ? i got 9s =D
/game x says , lol nice 4kind Sel!
...
5- Petitions: hey bnav'er logged off and we need you to come and order someone to bnav.
3 mins later..
X come aboard..
at same sec.. Sel says, man he is slower than my granny, what a lazy booty.. (odammmmnnnitggsel)
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Rhodin
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1. Are my roots showing?
2. Everyone knows Glaucus is the best OM.
3. Meet me at the tanning salon at 1600. The revolution begins!
4. I'm sure no one will notice if I slip tanning potions into the eggnog.
5. I'm secretly a pale brunette in real life. :O
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Sallymae, Meridian

I've never had a rash there before.

That's why I have an irrational fear of mayonnaise.

As long as you put some holes in the box, he'll be fine!

Did you know that's illegal on 17 islands?

We'll just need a parrot, a piece of cheese and some stripy knickers.
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Ts, Meridian


[/ve] Bloodninja says, "Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat."

[/ve] Ts says, "err..i need a napkin."
Ts says, "it just kind of exploded everywhere."

[/fo] "You know what Janet Evanovitch should write her next novel about? Two senile geezers, a banana, and a hidden cache of jewels."

[inn] Ts says, "oh, the usual. hiking in the rain, caroling in the rain, hot springs with naked people in the rain."

[inn] XXX says, "sorry for waiting I`ve just back from poop =Þ"





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