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Ok yeah, zombies kick ass.

More to the point, (life story coming at you) I'm in the Army and half my unit just deployed to an undisclosed blah blah blah southwest asia. I didn't because despite much flailing of arms, gnashing of teeth, and pleads to stay with em, Uncle Sam thinks my time is better spent recruiting (which coincidentally, the school is right outside Columbia - Stu, I'm looking at you).

Life story and ridiculousness aside, I thought of an elegantly simple prank I need to pull on all my friends over there. Basically, I send them a box filled with packing peanuts and maybe some rocks to make it feel like something is in there, along with a card sitting right on top saying something like, "Haha, now you have to throw it away." or, "Shit, those dumpsters are a helluva walk, aren't they?"

What I could use help with is some of you peeps using your super-sexy brains to throw out some funny zings and one-liners to write on the cards, the theme being making fun of them because they walked all the way over there just to have to walk somewhere else entirely to throw the box away.






... I think this may be the first thread I've ever started on these forums. Neato!
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I feel like small writing with something like, "There's a reason that this card smells..." would be worthwhile.


Include an empty Snickers wrapper, for old times' sake.
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That is most assuredly going to happen for a few of the boxes. Good times, haha!
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Can't think of anything right now but I'm sure if we get beers in us we can put our heads together and brainstorm some things people will hate.
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... That's just crazy enough to work!
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I'm actually thinking knock knock jokes.

Knock knock.
Who's there.
Not me.

The possibilities are endless.
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Sorry! School has been sucking my time like none other. I like knock knock jokes! Those shall be done.
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How about "Here's a box"
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