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Empatheticly

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4-Year-Olds

I figured I would post some stuff to spice up the VP, we haven't had any comedy for awhile, we just have had some serious stuff. So I present to you, Viridian's longest rage over a match in Drinking:
Game over, winners: Empathetic.
Final scores:
Empathetic scored 1530.
Kova scored 1435.
Kova says, "LEARn"
Kova says, "DRINk"
Ye told Kova, "Umadbro?"
Kova tells ye, "LEARN"
Kova tells ye, "DRINK"
Kova tells ye, "IDIOT"
Ye told Kova, "Umad?"
Kova tells ye, "no"
Kova tells ye, "urmadcuzusuckkid"
Ye told Kova, "Useemmad"
Ye told Kova, "Thiskidwhosucksbeatyou."
Kova tells ye, "usofakedrinker"
Kova tells ye, "onethingisbeatingotherthingisgettingnewbletluckyidiot"
Ye told Kova, "WhatdoesthatmakeyouifIsucksobad?"
Ye told Kova, "UlooksobadifIevenworse"
Ye told Kova, "Idiot."
Kova tells ye, "uwereevenluckyurfatherddin'tthrowyoudownthesink"
Kova tells ye, "shefoundurdrunkmotherandyouweremade"
Kova tells ye, "soliekhomofamilyicgoodboi."
Ye told Kova, "I didn't know you were four."
Ye told Kova, "Shoo shoo now."
I enjoyed it so much more after this point, because he just kept going, he would not quit trying to troll.
Kova tells ye, "Oh really kid? Umadcuzyouareaddopted?"
Ye told Kova, "I was adopted just as much as you were adopted."
Kova tells ye, "Or Umadcuzyoufailevenvirtuallife?"
Ye told Kova, "No, Ihappy because you fail more than I do in virtual life"
Kova tells ye, "Nah. Not really kiddo."
Ye told Kova, "Haha, I bet you're like 20 playing a children's game."
Ye told Kova, "No girlfriend"
Kova tells ye, "Noooo. UmadcuzIhaveasociallifeandyoudon't."
Ye told Kova, "Living at home"
Kova tells ye, "Don't talk that bad about yourself bro. It's sad."
Ye told Kova, "Sure, alright, let me know when you get a life and don't get so mad over a virtual game."
Ye told Kova, "Peace."
Kova tells ye, "Oooo you still tlaking to the mirror? Good boi."
Ye told Kova, "Ima post this on forums, that ok?"
Kova tells ye, "So Usrslymadcuzuaddopted?"
Ye told Kova, "Say something else to me if that's fine."
Kova tells ye, "Nahitsnotalrightunlessyouhavethatsatisfactiontocryoverforumshowyousuckbad."
Ye told Kova, "Alright, thanks for the ok."
Kova tells ye, "notrlyokbuthaveityourway."
Kova tells ye, "sousrslymadbro'"
Kova tells ye, "Youliekthatmadtopostonforumshaha! :D"
Ye told Kova, "No, I'm happy that the entire ocean gets to see how mad you get over losing a match in Drinking."
Kova tells ye, "One thing is losing, second thing is newblet luck, I didn't get mad just trying to get you madbro."
Ye told Kova, "And that you act like a four year old over losing a luck based game."
Kova tells ye, "Nah just trying to get down on your level and use it against you, it seems it works! :D"
Ye told Kova, "Lol, well you're failing, I'm laughing hard at your retardation on this end."
Kova tells ye, "So you're retarded? Oh well that too to add to your pathetic life eh? :D"
Ye told Kova, "I laugh at the idea of you trying to troll me, your skills are failing worse than that Drinking match we just played."
Kova tells ye, "But it's alright to be mad kid. You will grow some balls and stop crying over game eventually =D"
Kova tells ye, "I didn't even try to win there LOL was just randomly clicking"
Ye told Kova, "Not mad, but whatever floats your boat bro."
Kova tells ye, "But u somadcuzusuckawwww<3"
Ye told Kova, "I've never seen someone get so mad over a drinking match."
Kova tells ye, "I see youre mad as you are still typing to me? point proven kid."
Ye told Kova, "No, this is comedy gold for me."
Kova tells ye, "Yeah its funny to make yourself stupid eh? You know it the best :D"
Ye told Kova, "Yeah, me stupid, I think the others can decide this."
Kova tells ye, "Orly so you still mad? Crying over your homo friends? :D"
Kova tells ye, "icic"
Kova tells ye, "Someone is strangely quiet :o"
Ye told Kova, "Busy making a thread."
Kova tells ye, "Don't hit the pillow and cry duuuude I wasn't serious."
Kova tells ye, "I didn't want to make you cry =("
Ye told Kova, "Anything else you want to be known to the rest of the ocean?"
Kova tells ye, "Known about what? How pathetic you are? =D"
Kova tells ye, "you still raging?"
Ye told Kova, "Anything else?"
Kova tells ye, "ogudur"
Ye told Kova, "Ohyeah, i'm still raging."
Kova tells ye, "yeah its obvious"
Ye told Kova, "Lemme know when you've changed your diaper."
Kova tells ye, "Alrgiht I will kiddo :D"
Kova tells ye, "But you first =D"
Ye told Kova, "Done."
Kova tells ye, "Dam you cryed longer than I though you will."
Ye told Kova, "http://forums.puzzlepirates.com/community/mvnforum/viewthread?p=2426944#2426944"

EDIT: *Took out all his auto-responds.
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I do what I can, when I can.

- Empathetic,
Still playing, here and there.
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Empatheticly

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Re: 4-Year-Olds

Commence the tl;dr statements. Sniping here.
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I do what I can, when I can.

- Empathetic,
Still playing, here and there.
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MimiLinda

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Re: 4-Year-Olds

Lol I am yet to see him say good game and leave without crying luck in both SF and Drinking.
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Empatheticly

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Re: 4-Year-Olds

 
Lol I am yet to see him say good game and leave without crying luck in both SF and Drinking.


He cries at SF too? Sheesh, maybe he should learn how to play more or something, or at least take some trolling lessons from Chillii or Lune or something.
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- Empathetic,
Still playing, here and there.
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Re: 4-Year-Olds




Just wanted to show martobain is also a VERY bad loser.
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Re: 4-Year-Olds

Which one is the four-year-old?
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Re: 4-Year-Olds

 
Which one is the four-year-old?


Going by the plural title, both of them. :D
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Hielo - Emerald
Starscream - Obsidian

Nemesis says, "I think I found the problem."
Nemesis says, "You're a Decepticon."
Starscream says, "I've changed :("
Nemesis says, "They all say that.
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Empatheticly

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Re: 4-Year-Olds

 
 
Which one is the four-year-old?


Going by the plural title, both of them. :D


I see what you did there...

Technically the title can be just Kova and Marto. :P
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I do what I can, when I can.

- Empathetic,
Still playing, here and there.
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Re: 4-Year-Olds

I was hoping for four one year olds.
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Re: 4-Year-Olds

Kova is a comedy genius. We should all try to be more like him.

Edit : Also try not to say things like umadbro, amirite and other things with no spaces too much. It really isnt funny and makes you look a little stupid.
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Moedefoe on Viridian, Sage, Cobalt and Midnight
Kanoo on Hunter and errr...Malachite thing.
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Re: 4-Year-Olds

That comment makes you look stupid.
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Re: 4-Year-Olds

A umadbro enthusiast, amirite?
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Kanoo on Hunter and errr...Malachite thing.
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Re: 4-Year-Olds

How is this.. "Spicing up" VP exactly?
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Re: 4-Year-Olds

I don't know what is more painful, reading this thread or sitting on a train which is having extra carriages attached to it.
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Re: 4-Year-Olds

Can't be worse than getting your PC back just to find out that everything is in Spanish; took me 30 min to figure out that the Snipping tool is now called Recortes :(.
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Re: 4-Year-Olds

 
A umadbro enthusiast, amirite?

Not at all
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Re: 4-Year-Olds

 

Ye told Kova, "Haha, I bet you're like 20 playing a children's game."



...PP is a children's game? The youngest person I've known to play was 18.
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Re: 4-Year-Olds

 
 

Ye told Kova, "Haha, I bet you're like 20 playing a children's game."



...PP is a children's game? The youngest person I've known to play was 18.


You must not get out often.
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Also Bunnyspawn on Sage and Hunter;Disgraced on Viridian.

I support PvP in sinking environments.
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Re: 4-Year-Olds

 
 
 

Ye told Kova, "Haha, I bet you're like 20 playing a children's game."



...PP is a children's game? The youngest person I've known to play was 18.


You must not get out often.



I'm new.
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Re: 4-Year-Olds

I wouldn't go as far as calling it a children's game just because of all of the older players, but a big portion of the puzzle pirates community are indeed younger.
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Re: 4-Year-Olds

A certain player's attitude and language post swordfight just earnt them, at the very least, a suspension.

You're welcome.
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Re: 4-Year-Olds

Although he seemed to use it just as much...you did start it.

 
Edit : Also try not to say things like umadbro, amirite and other things with no spaces too much. It really isnt funny and makes you look a little stupid.

 
A umadbro enthusiast, amirite?

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Re: 4-Year-Olds

 
A certain player's attitude and language post swordfight just earnt them, at the very least, a suspension.

You're welcome.



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Re: 4-Year-Olds

I actually wasted my time on this...

Damn...
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