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Sardinez Appreciation Thread

step up mattey ur an legend 2 us all
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Re: Sardinez Appreciation Thread

I luv u sraidnx u r the bezzie roun of apploz every1 lets go!
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what can i say, sardines is a real friend to all the people here and around the place we call 'here'. you toght me the ways of seduction, blockading and also friendship. maybe three words that can be the most important of all in the sociaty.

i know how everyones always saying 'yeah this and that high and low i dont even know who this fruit is but honestly hes working on my nerves like a elve in one of those warfare games' but maybe u should look into his situation and understand that its just a guy and its just a game and its just a female avatar on his page

i o-so remember the first time we met on the forums. it was a cold night and it was rainy on the forums (like cold rain) and everything was dark. he came up to me and said 'hey you look ridiculous maybe u should cut down your hair. do u live in a rainforrest or are you one?? honestly' and i knew from that moment we culd hit it off and concuqer the world.

then the second time we met was maybe evne more magical in the ways of that he was like 'martobain ugh you tool go bent a piece of metal oh wait u cant cause your weak'. thats the sentence that makes me think about him the most and i think its true because truly, i am weak. then later i was like 'hey ill nav in ur blockades if you want?' and he was like 'no go away' real cold

sardines i made for you a poem and i think you should read it

sardines

cold winters, on the parly
makes me think about u gnarly
u are so friendful and so grace
like my new can of bear mace

there is a spark in ur eyes
it is comin from my lighter
cus your face looks like fag
and i wanna suck the smoke out ya

we kno u have problems with
the languages
we kno u have problems with
the thinks
we kno this but love u
like a bear loves his honey (ur our honey)

on a night, just one night
u appeared with no name
ur a mystery to us all
like books are mystery to u

maybe some day we will see
ur name on the forums and
be like 'oh. its you'
cus we already kno (shhh)

to us all u are truly nice
with words like 'loserbain'
dont worry cus we kno
u actually have lots of friends

please be our friend
for just a bit longer
much of loves
for u

-end of the pome

also sardines i made a picture for you that maybe u'll like (maybe not but screw you sideways)



i added some shadin to the words and it says 'love us back' cus i think that the love we give is the love we get and we give lotsa love so please take the message seriously. thanks.

for the ones going to flame the post like the stupid stupid trolls u guys are; maybe U SHOULD GO get something like i dont know A LIFE?? and maybe u dont understand that sardinez and his flag are just about the way THE GAME IS BETTER THAN YOU so maybe u should accept this kind award of his flag that is called 'fairness' instead of whine all the time LIKE A LITTLE GIRL. maybe u should watch in the mirror and talk to urself and see that THERES NOT A BODY TALKING BACK CUS U SUCK.

if anyones bitchin about sardinez hes bitchin about me too because hes our main man and okay hes got no life BUT WHO CARES CUS HE GOT ALL THE ISLANDS in his mind he does and THATS WHAT MATTERS U STOOPED TOSSERS GO TOSS A MIDGET ON A WALL CHRIST

thats all. have a nice day (OR DIE)
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Re: Sardinez Appreciation Thread

^ <3
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Re: Sardinez Appreciation Thread

You are welcome to keep those two minutes of my life,
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Re: Sardinez Appreciation Thread

Free custom poetry? Now I'm tempted to troll....
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Re: Sardinez Appreciation Thread

 
You are welcome to keep those two minutes of my life,


Seconded.
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Re: Sardinez Appreciation Thread

Next time tl;dr and read the comments first.

Sardinez does not deserve to have his appreciation thread tainted by such senseless trolls.
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Re: Sardinez Appreciation Thread

 
Next time tl;dr and read the comments first.

Sardinez does not deserve to have his appreciation thread tainted by such senseless trolls.


Who's trollin?
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Re: Sardinez Appreciation Thread

 
on a night, just one night u appeared with no name ur a mystery to us all like books are mystery to u


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Re: Sardinez Appreciation Thread

 
what can i say, sardines is a real friend to all the people here and around the place we call 'here'. you toght me the ways of seduction, blockading and also friendship. maybe three words that can be the most important of all in the sociaty.

i know how everyones always saying 'yeah this and that high and low i dont even know who this fruit is but honestly hes working on my nerves like a elve in one of those warfare games' but maybe u should look into his situation and understand that its just a guy and its just a game and its just a female avatar on his page

i o-so remember the first time we met on the forums. it was a cold night and it was rainy on the forums (like cold rain) and everything was dark. he came up to me and said 'hey you look ridiculous maybe u should cut down your hair. do u live in a rainforrest or are you one?? honestly' and i knew from that moment we culd hit it off and concuqer the world.

then the second time we met was maybe evne more magical in the ways of that he was like 'martobain ugh you tool go bent a piece of metal oh wait u cant cause your weak'. thats the sentence that makes me think about him the most and i think its true because truly, i am weak. then later i was like 'hey ill nav in ur blockades if you want?' and he was like 'no go away' real cold

sardines i made for you a poem and i think you should read it

sardines

cold winters, on the parly
makes me think about u gnarly
u are so friendful and so grace
like my new can of bear mace

there is a spark in ur eyes
it is comin from my lighter
cus your face looks like fag
and i wanna suck the smoke out ya

we kno u have problems with
the languages
we kno u have problems with
the thinks
we kno this but love u
like a bear loves his honey (ur our honey)

on a night, just one night
u appeared with no name
ur a mystery to us all
like books are mystery to u

maybe some day we will see
ur name on the forums and
be like 'oh. its you'
cus we already kno (shhh)

to us all u are truly nice
with words like 'loserbain'
dont worry cus we kno
u actually have lots of friends

please be our friend
for just a bit longer
much of loves
for u

-end of the pome

also sardines i made a picture for you that maybe u'll like (maybe not but screw you sideways)



i added some shadin to the words and it says 'love us back' cus i think that the love we give is the love we get and we give lotsa love so please take the message seriously. thanks.

for the ones going to flame the post like the stupid stupid trolls u guys are; maybe U SHOULD GO get something like i dont know A LIFE?? and maybe u dont understand that sardinez and his flag are just about the way THE GAME IS BETTER THAN YOU so maybe u should accept this kind award of his flag that is called 'fairness' instead of whine all the time LIKE A LITTLE GIRL. maybe u should watch in the mirror and talk to urself and see that THERES NOT A BODY TALKING BACK CUS U SUCK.

if anyones bitchin about sardinez hes bitchin about me too because hes our main man and okay hes got no life BUT WHO CARES CUS HE GOT ALL THE ISLANDS in his mind he does and THATS WHAT MATTERS U STOOPED TOSSERS GO TOSS A MIDGET ON A WALL CHRIST

thats all. have a nice day (OR DIE)


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Now who's in your mirror?



Makes ya think, indeed it does!

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Re: Sardinez Appreciation Thread

How can people still find Marto funny? It worked for a few years, but he needs fresh material now :(
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Re: Sardinez Appreciation Thread

 
How can people still find Marto funny? It worked for a few years, but he needs fresh material now :(


<3
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Re: Sardinez Appreciation Thread

 
How can people still find Marto funny? It worked for a few years, but he needs fresh material now :(


Three words, he is dutch.
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Re: Sardinez Appreciation Thread

Sardinez is Berthy?
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Re: Sardinez Appreciation Thread

Sardinez is Tom the Elephant?


still funny.
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Re: Sardinez Appreciation Thread

Kalingoding wrote: 
How can people still find Marto funny? It worked for a few years, but he needs fresh material now :(

You're saying he relies too much on canned laughter? Or he has a tin ear for humor?

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Re: Sardinez Appreciation Thread

I concede defeat, for I could not find, for the life of me, a good picture that said 'Enough is enough' :(
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Re: Sardinez Appreciation Thread

Theres never enough.
It's the Earth's motto brah.
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LoLune

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Re: Sardinez Appreciation Thread

The last time Marto had fresh material was at his conception.
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Marto, marry me.
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Re: Sardinez Appreciation Thread

wer r u m8 :(
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