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Dremmett

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Announcing the Grand Opening of the Zuyua School of Medicine!

Zuyua School of Medicine: Established 2011



Effective Immediately!

Fair citizens of Malachite! A swarm of deaths have swept over the ocean, what can we do but panic and wave our hands in the air while screaming "Woololololo bololooloolo!"

FEAR NOT! We, the Associated Doctors of Malachite are happy to announce, in partner ship with _____________, a new School of Medicine!

We promote the continuation of life for all pirates, and promise to give universal health care to all! Our expert staff includes:

Dr. Emmett Fez: Chief of Medicine
Dr. Bunny Pawn: CEO
Dr. Chess Terrper: Chief Mortician, Head of the Board of Investors
Dr. Poopla' Do Gy: Chief Surgeon, Head of the Board for CPR Awareness
Dr. Poo Hob: Gastrointestinal Medicine
Dr. Dream Killa': Ear, Nose, and Throat

Also we would like to welcome our intern for inoculations, May Mist , and our Chief Chef, Noangel Foryou!

As part of our continued growth of the ocean, we will be offering daily classes for preventative practices-

*CPR Lessons every day at 2 o' clock PM
*Healthy Drinking Habits at 8pm Friday-Sunday
*Bone Identification: Advanced Throat-Delogging at noon on Wednesday
*Stress Management

We welcome you to our clinic and school!
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Re: Announcing the Grand Opening of the Zuyua School of Medicine!

Woololololo bololooloolo!
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Re: Announcing the Grand Opening of the Zuyua School of Medicine!

 
Woololololo bololooloolo!

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