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marick68

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Bounty on Morbuzaan!

I am placing a Bounty on Morbuzaan Captain of the Crew Schooled.

Why: He is a jerk! He comes around sinks my ships then has the nerve to use my Merchant Brigs to go do crazy good CI's and win me a Snake!

Rules:
You MUST sink him. This means you MUST be at war with him.
I spoke with him and he will return any and all War Dec's declared.
You forfeit this bounty if you sink another Officer's pillage so Morbuzaan must be the navver.
This Bounty is only good for Pillages or an organized hit. So no sinking returning SMH runs(sorry)

Pay!
The pay is going to start at 10k per sink. Reason for it being so low is I am currently poor as Morbuzaan has sunk most of my ships and PoE along with them.( See he is awful at this game )

I WILL increase the bounty if people take on to this and I make more PoE!

I do require screenies of the sink and Morbuzaan's demise.

I will know if you sink another officer from the Crew Schooled. If this is done you will no longer be eligible for this bounty. Post Screenshots here and or send them to me.

Happy Sinking! Cant wait to increase this bounty to show Morbuzaan it is not Ok to be a buttface.
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Hazarath

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Re: Bounty on Morbuzaan!

Uh oh.
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Re: Bounty on Morbuzaan!

Chutzpah!!
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Jezzebel

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Re: Bounty on Morbuzaan!

Goddamnit Moobz, I am NOT coming to Viridian for this.
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Re: Bounty on Morbuzaan!

I will add 10k bonus for the first person to sink Morbuzaan.
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marick68

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Re: Bounty on Morbuzaan!

Yarr! I encourage more people to add onto this bounty! Show Morbuzaan who is boss!

I do ask though that if you wish to add onto this bounty that PoE/Items must be sent to me to officially make it apart of the bounty. If you dont feel comfortable sending me your PoE or Items that is fine you can add it on your own and deal with distributing it, but I will not claim it to this bounty. :)
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Also on every other ocean.

Long live the Great Cacti Power!

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Masterlockex

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Re: Bounty on Morbuzaan!

 
Uh oh.

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Hiyatei

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Re: Bounty on Morbuzaan!

Adding 30k bonus to the first sink, because I think it's worth it.

Get out there and sink Morbz today!
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Netzu

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Re: Bounty on Morbuzaan!

I endorse this service. Guy is clearly a booty wipe. Another 40k for the first sink!
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jamiejoshua

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Re: Bounty on Morbuzaan!

Im Adding 50k on top because he said i was ugly and i couldnt read good =(
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Hazarath

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Re: Bounty on Morbuzaan!

That's 140k by my count. Not a bad bounty.

I wish I could sink myself.
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Jezzebel

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Re: Bounty on Morbuzaan!

If I post pictures of big ... cannons on his Facebook, can I have the bounty?
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Hazarath

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Re: Bounty on Morbuzaan!

No. D:<
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Re: Bounty on Morbuzaan!

Ill add 10k because last night I was too tired to comprehend the bounty.
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marick68

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Re: Bounty on Morbuzaan!

Yarr! 150k for the first sink of Morbuzaan!


Edit: errr I can't do math
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Grg on Cobalt
Grg on Sage

Also on every other ocean.

Long live the Great Cacti Power!

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Re: Bounty on Morbuzaan!

I'll Add 100k to the first morbz sink.

I've been told he doesn't believe in Flying Dingo's, when of course they do Exist!
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Re: Bounty on Morbuzaan!

Pree bad when your SOs start putting bountys on you :/ Ill add 69 poe to the bounty.
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Re: Bounty on Morbuzaan!

I wanna have a bounty D: Mean Grglles.
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I support PvP in sinking environments.
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Re: Bounty on Morbuzaan!

The bounty now sits at 250k!

Let's see a sink!
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Masterlockex

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Re: Bounty on Morbuzaan!

Yes! Come on SOs, sink your Captain ! DOOIT !
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Re: Bounty on Morbuzaan!

I add 10K to the bounty ...
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Re: Bounty on Morbuzaan!

Am I the only person missing the joke in this particular thread?
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Re: Bounty on Morbuzaan!

I'll add.. I dunno... 200k to the sink? Sure that sounds decent. Of course if I get to him first, then well...

Edit: Reason- His ship smells like fish. So really I just want his ship sunk. Heh.
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marick68

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Re: Bounty on Morbuzaan!

 
Am I the only person missing the joke in this particular thread?


No joke. We all want Morbuzaan sunk. Most of us have stated our reasoning.
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Long live the Great Cacti Power!

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Re: Bounty on Morbuzaan!

Could we sink him while he is doing a CI?

Or would that defeat the whole purpose of the bounty? ;)
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Masterlockex

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Re: Bounty on Morbuzaan!

Quick ! Hes in a boat right now ! Go sink him minions !
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Re: Bounty on Morbuzaan!

Martobain wrote: 
Am I the only person missing the joke in this particular thread?

No, Proof is missing the boat as well, which is not unusual. Ye bein' in the same missed boat, though, is somewhat novel.

Where is Dawn when ye need her?
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Re: Bounty on Morbuzaan!

wait wut
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Jezzebel

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Re: Bounty on Morbuzaan!

I want to add 15 poe and a stick to the bounty because Moobz said I look like an alligator.
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marick68

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Re: Bounty on Morbuzaan!

 
Could we sink him while he is doing a CI?

Or would that defeat the whole purpose of the bounty? ;)


I mentioned no to this earlier :P Mostly because then Morby won't be able to win more another snake and he gets really upset when I win them and he doesn't. That is punishment enough.
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Grg on Sage

Also on every other ocean.

Long live the Great Cacti Power!

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"Hera stalks Grg!"
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