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Rohane

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Rohane's 10 6 week plan and intent to drop on Kirin.

Hello all.

I have decided impromptu, that while the ocean is busy bickering over Knockout's potentially less than ethical drop strategy, I'm going to blockade Kirin 6 weeks from now.

I'm going to play poker, and charge doubloons onto my non-existent credit card, in order to pay for flags to come and support me. I don't care on which side of whatever alliance you are on, I'll pay you. I'll pay for Bnavers, and JC's, inn spammers, you name it. Also while I'm at it, I'll drop a chest on every single large island accessible in Viridian.

Furthermore, while pay a segment is going to be 1k, I can promise you that by the end of the blockade it will be 9,999 per segment, based on Jobbers/Elite. No on second thought it will just be jobbers.

My plans for the island is going to be that I'm going to raise the taxes to 100% and also dust one shop a week. I may do something productive and remove any dusted shops. Maybe. Other than that I'm going to sit on my butt and proceed to pay everyone to defend my own island.

Also, while and during the weeks up to the blockade, I'm going to bitch and moan about every single thing I can possibly find wrong, or not wrong, or make stuff up, or spread rumors. This can be about taxes, flags, alliances, blockade strategies, Overall, I'm going to be a John Thomas.

Lastly, the blockade is going to be non-sinking, because I don't want to lose my 2 sloops, cutter, 2 WB's and WF. Or the Long Ship that I'm going to be getting. - Note: Donations of ships are welcomez.

I don't have an intent picture, because right now I'm too broke to pay in order to get one.. Nor do I have a fancy youtube video because I don't want to pirate the software/music to make one.

That being said, to whoever owns Kirin on 6 weeks from now, get ready! I'm coming!

PS: Post Mortem does not support this intent in anyway shape or form.

PPS: This entire thread was all a giant troll and joke. If any of you took it seriously, we need to talk. Of course if you find this giant white blob of text, then congratulations, you have more brains than said people who thought I was being serious.
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Re: Rohane's 10 6 week plan and intent to drop on Kirin.

I can't believe I just wasted my time reading that post.. /wrist.
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Re: Rohane's 10 6 week plan and intent to drop on Kirin.

And yet at the same time, your reaction made it well worth it. As I'm sure will all the others who respond.
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~Rohane
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Re: Rohane's 10 6 week plan and intent to drop on Kirin.

Christ, can VP have one thread that isn't designed hell?


Stay tuned.
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Re: Rohane's 10 6 week plan and intent to drop on Kirin.

 
Christ, can VP have one thread that isn't designed hell?


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Re: Rohane's 10 6 week plan and intent to drop on Kirin.

My latest acquisition, how awesome are they?


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Re: Rohane's 10 6 week plan and intent to drop on Kirin.

I'll nav for free
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Re: Rohane's 10 6 week plan and intent to drop on Kirin.

I saw shoes.


Mine:

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Re: Rohane's 10 6 week plan and intent to drop on Kirin.

Mine,




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Re: Rohane's 10 6 week plan and intent to drop on Kirin.

These are the shoes I was complaining about making my feet hurt the other weekend.



But I'll wear them again.
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Re: Rohane's 10 6 week plan and intent to drop on Kirin.



Dont judge D;
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Re: Rohane's 10 6 week plan and intent to drop on Kirin.



These are mine darhling.

Successful troll thread was successful?
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Re: Rohane's 10 6 week plan and intent to drop on Kirin.


I heard you like Pikachu following you, so we put a Pikachu in a shoe with Pokemon Yellow so Pikachu can follow you while Pikachu follows you!
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Re: Rohane's 10 6 week plan and intent to drop on Kirin.

HAHAHAHA that made my day.
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Re: Rohane's 10 6 week plan and intent to drop on Kirin.

I think I like Viridian girls better now.
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Re: Rohane's 10 6 week plan and intent to drop on Kirin.

I think my girlfriends are the best tho.


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Re: Rohane's 10 6 week plan and intent to drop on Kirin.

I went to photobucket to upload a photo of my shoes but there was already one there. So here it is again!

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Re: Rohane's 10 6 week plan and intent to drop on Kirin.



They're all natural and suprisingly comfy
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Re: Rohane's 10 6 week plan and intent to drop on Kirin.



Well that was on 2010 xD!

i looovee big boots!
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Re: Rohane's 10 6 week plan and intent to drop on Kirin.

This thread is giving big booty pirates a totally new meaning.
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Re: Rohane's 10 6 week plan and intent to drop on Kirin.

i just read ALL of that /e FACEPALM Gimme 5 minutes of my life back ! NAO
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Re: Rohane's 10 6 week plan and intent to drop on Kirin.

If those are the red shoes you bought Dahl then I approve.

Good job sir.
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Re: Rohane's 10 6 week plan and intent to drop on Kirin.

 
i just read ALL of that /e FACEPALM Gimme 5 minutes of my life back ! NAO

Sad thing is, if it took you five minute to read it, it probably took you 30 minutes to type the post. :/
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