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elfeesh

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Dear Whitehaze, *cough*... I mean Sardinez...

I have come to the conclusion that you, Whitehaze, are in fact Sardinez. I shall in the following post point out how and why I have come to this conclusion for all the ocean to see, and then proceed to claim the bounty for my own.

To start, in the recent Surtsey blockade thread, you posted at the following time:

[Jun 4, 2011 7:04:33 PM]

At this point you seemed to stop posting and be quiet, but barely half an hour later, Sardinez posted, seemingly taking up your argument, at this time:

[Jun 4, 2011 7:41:29 PM]

Overmore, Sardinez stated:
 
Well, if your defination of "cading weaker flags" is defined as your ex flag paywar-ing everyone else when ya losing, I'll take your comments as a compliment.

Seemingly as though she belonged to Legacy, and we all know that you, Whitehaze, are a part of Legacy. In the crew Nightmare in fact. I would know, as I am also in this crew.

Next! Common speculation is that Sardinez is from the UK. I can't be bothered to find the quotes, but I know that Anchovia guessed correctly that Sardinez, I mean you, is indeed British. I know you are British because:
A) You sound British on Ventrilo
B) You are often on at times a British person would be
C) You once confessed to me that you are, indeed, British.

Next! This little nugget of informational gold!

Laid bare to the public! You are online a mere 3 days after Sardinez last was! You have been found out Whitehaze, if that is your real name!

As we all know, you are a dumbass forum poster! Your posts are often incoherent and foolish, much like Sardinez' are, your over-aggressive nature shall be your downfall knave!

Whitehaze:
 
No actually, im not missing the point. The people 'dying' for blockades are those that don't normally get a chance. Therefore blockading an outpost is more then reasonable. If you want to make Legacy work for their islands, do something about it.

Sardinez:
 
Now, ya pissy coz I said you sux. Well, ya still do. Go ahead & spin more tales.


The mystery is unraveled! The weeks of living in fear and cruel mystery of the Sardinez plague has been cleansed, and the daily forum-goers no longer have to fear your evil wrongdoings and immature posts! No fear Luxory, I have cleared your name from those nay-sayers looking for a scapegoat!

Now I claim the bounty! You may contact Elfeesh at the following address:
Whitehaze's Manor House, Sakejima Island, Viridian. Post code SI1 ELF.

I would like to thank the following people for helping me solve this heinous crime:
The many forum posters whom guessed at Sardinez' identity, Whitehaze for being so blatantly a LIAR AND A FRAUD, Anchovia for bringing the fact he is British to my attention, and to Luxory for taking the fall whilst I cunningly found out the true villain.
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Sav_

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Re: Dear Whitehaze, *cough*... I mean Sardinez...

You're not funny.

That is all.
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Re: Dear Whitehaze, *cough*... I mean Sardinez...

You missed out that they also both have the letter "z" in their respective names..
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Re: Dear Whitehaze, *cough*... I mean Sardinez...

Haze is to stupid to be Sardinez, that is all.
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Re: Dear Whitehaze, *cough*... I mean Sardinez...

Bahaha. Oh, wait, Shadowy was right. And you're pretty bad at making a joke out of it. L2troll.
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Re: Dear Whitehaze, *cough*... I mean Sardinez...

Haze i would watch out for whiterose.... She dislikes sardinez... I mean you very much. Ohh and p.s. can i call you Fish from now on?

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Re: Dear Whitehaze, *cough*... I mean Sardinez...

How long did you spend on this failure of a parody? You know, considering that Shadowy's post was actually true, a bunch of Legacy people posting lols at this completely unfunny OP just looks butthurt.
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Re: Dear Whitehaze, *cough*... I mean Sardinez...

 
How long did you spend on this failure of a parody? You know, considering that Shadowy's post was actually true, a bunch of Legacy people posting lols at this completely unfunny OP just looks butthurt.


DERPPPPPPP

Oh yeh, just so you know, the original post wasn't an intended response to shadowy's post, despite me thinking some of the reasoning was feeble (factual as it turns out). The layout and 'some' of the reasons given in the thread are just about the only things alike, its more adressing the countless number of alts who have contacted me this week, using 'timing' a their reasoning behind me behind sardinez.

Im sorry you didn't get the jest, apologies.
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Re: Dear Whitehaze, *cough*... I mean Sardinez...

There was no "jest" to get.
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Re: Dear Whitehaze, *cough*... I mean Sardinez...

 
There was no "jest" to get.


Clearly you thought there was, hence your post about shadowy, which this thread isn't meant to be linked to at all

Sorry you got the 'wrong' jest.

Edit: Oh, in game name by the way?, I like to know who im talking too.
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Re: Dear Whitehaze, *cough*... I mean Sardinez...

Your about the millionth person to be accused of being Sardinez. We really don't need a new thread every time someone is accused, just use the existing bounty one to explain yourself if you really have to.
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Re: Dear Whitehaze, *cough*... I mean Sardinez...

I'm in your flag, hence why I am posting on the alt.
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Re: Dear Whitehaze, *cough*... I mean Sardinez...

 
I'm in your flag, hence why I am posting on the alt.


Hey I don't mind being objected to by someone in the same flag as myself, that a poor reason to be on an alt.
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Re: Dear Whitehaze, *cough*... I mean Sardinez...

PS. Not an attack on Shadowy, he got it right. Intended to point out how little it matters who is who. Sorry for any confusion.

 
I'm in your flag, hence why I am posting on the alt.


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Re: Dear Whitehaze, *cough*... I mean Sardinez...

 
PS. Not an attack on Shadowy, he got it right. Intended to point out how little it matters who is who. Sorry for any confusion.

 
I'm in your flag, hence why I am posting on the alt.



 
The layout and 'some' of the reasons given in the thread are just about the only things alike, its more adressing the countless number of alts who have contacted me this week, using 'timing' a their reasoning behind me behind sardinez.

Im sorry you didn't get the jest, apologies.


Might wanna get your stories straight so you can show a united front.

inb4 hurr durr mighty g-mo

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elfeesh

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Re: Dear Whitehaze, *cough*... I mean Sardinez...

 
its more adressing the countless number of alts who have contacted me this week, using 'timing' a their reasoning behind me behind sardinez.


This is essentially the same argument without me elaborating further. A lot of people have said to haze in tells that it looks like he's Sardinez because of the timing on the Surtsey thread. I posted this in a slight reference to that whilst also attempting to point out that it very often doesn't matter who's alt is whose. Take Proof/Interrupted for example, I didn't get the feeling that many people really cared who it was in the end of it and when Sardinez is 'caught' there will be a week of ribbing and then everyone will forget he/she was ever such a shit-stirrer.
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Re: Dear Whitehaze, *cough*... I mean Sardinez...

 
 
its more adressing the countless number of alts who have contacted me this week, using 'timing' a their reasoning behind me behind sardinez.


This is essentially the same argument without me elaborating further. A lot of people have said to haze in tells that it looks like he's Sardinez because of the timing on the Surtsey thread. I posted this in a slight reference to that whilst also attempting to point out that it very often doesn't matter who's alt is whose. Take Proof/Interrupted for example, I didn't get the feeling that many people really cared who it was in the end of it and when Sardinez is 'caught' there will be a week of ribbing and then everyone will forget he/she was ever such a shit-stirrer.


I disagree, if Sardinez admits who he/she is, then I think said pirate would lose all respect from a large majority of PP, and that will stick for however long they play the game.
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Re: Dear Whitehaze, *cough*... I mean Sardinez...

 

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Re: Dear Whitehaze, *cough*... I mean Sardinez...

 

Additional lulz <--- nsfw


lulz!

 
I disagree, if Sardinez admits who he/she is, then I think said pirate would lose all respect from a large majority of PP, and that will stick for however long they play the game.


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Re: Dear Whitehaze, *cough*... I mean Sardinez...

 

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Re: Dear Whitehaze, *cough*... I mean Sardinez...

 
 
 
its more adressing the countless number of alts who have contacted me this week, using 'timing' a their reasoning behind me behind sardinez.


This is essentially the same argument without me elaborating further. A lot of people have said to haze in tells that it looks like he's Sardinez because of the timing on the Surtsey thread. I posted this in a slight reference to that whilst also attempting to point out that it very often doesn't matter who's alt is whose. Take Proof/Interrupted for example, I didn't get the feeling that many people really cared who it was in the end of it and when Sardinez is 'caught' there will be a week of ribbing and then everyone will forget he/she was ever such a shit-stirrer.


I disagree, if Sardinez admits who he/she is, then I think said pirate would lose all respect from a large majority of PP, and that will stick for however long they play the game.


Well think about it. Lets say we ever find out who Sardinez really is, and just as you say that pirate would lose all respect from a large majority of PP, what would that change? Do you not think that he/she would then just make yet another account to become totally annonymous again? It really wouldnt change a thing. Which is why i must agree with elfeesh. it doesnt always matter who is who.
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Re: Dear Whitehaze, *cough*... I mean Sardinez...

Go on!

Go on...
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Re: Dear Whitehaze, *cough*... I mean Sardinez...

 
Go on!

Go on...


NO. NEVER GO ON. EVER
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Re: Dear Whitehaze, *cough*... I mean Sardinez...

 
Go on!

Go on...

Leave
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Re: Dear Whitehaze, *cough*... I mean Sardinez...

 
 
Go on!

Go on...

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Re: Dear Whitehaze, *cough*... I mean Sardinez...

in a ditch on the side of the road if you don't stop posting those lyrics.
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Re: Dear Whitehaze, *cough*... I mean Sardinez...

How about I just drive over you with this? :D


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Re: Dear Whitehaze, *cough*... I mean Sardinez...

 
How about I just drive over you with this? :D



I believe the phrase you are looking for is "How about I just make you burst into laughter with this? :D" but you were close.
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Re: Dear Whitehaze, *cough*... I mean Sardinez...

Dang, you'd spend that many rupees on such a high-class vehicle just to run me over?


How sweet :)
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Re: Dear Whitehaze, *cough*... I mean Sardinez...

 
Dang, you'd spend that many rupees on such a high-class vehicle just to run me over?


How sweet :)

She cares about you, bro. You should put a ring on that.
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