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Hazarath

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Bounty on Spankmymonky

So, apparently Spank thinks it's funny to get asked to XO in a blockade, and then when the ship he's on is firmly on the board, plank all the officers and leave the crew, leaving the ship stranded.

Me, however, I don't think that's funny. I'll pay 10k per PvP win against any ship that he is on, and if you sink a ship he's on, I'll give you 3/4 the cost of the ship. For example, Spank's on a WB, you sink it, I'll pay you 3/4 of 110k, or 82.5k.

Of course a screenshot will be necessary. I reserve the right to refuse to pay if it seems as if the sink/pvp was a setup.
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Re: Bounty on Spankmymonky

I looked into this and discovered it to be true. Therefore, as I believe it is as low as an individual can go in a sinky blockade I will add 10 dubs to any sink, and 5 dubs for any pvp win.

Each victory must adhere to Morbuzaan's requirements. All standard bounty rules apply.
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Re: Bounty on Spankmymonky

We need to install a like button on forums somehow.

Devs, go!
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Re: Bounty on Spankmymonky

I heartily endorse this product and/or service.

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Re: Bounty on Spankmymonky

You're surprised? That kid always does stupid stuff and will always.
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Re: Bounty on Spankmymonky

Your first mistake was ever trusting someone who would call himself Spankmymonky...
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Re: Bounty on Spankmymonky

 
Your first mistake was ever trusting someone who would call himself Spankmymonky...

Yeah. D:
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Re: Bounty on Spankmymonky

 
So, apparently Spank thinks it's funny to get asked to XO in a blockade, and then when the ship he's on is firmly on the board, plank all the officers and leave the crew, leaving the ship stranded.

Me, however, I don't think that's funny. I'll pay 10k per PvP win against any ship that he is on, and if you sink a ship he's on, I'll give you 3/4 the cost of the ship. For example, Spank's on a WB, you sink it, I'll pay you 3/4 of 110k, or 82.5k.

Of course a screenshot will be necessary. I reserve the right to refuse to pay if it seems as if the sink/pvp was a setup.



You can just Spank my monkey Morbz...
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Re: Bounty on Spankmymonky

 
 
So, apparently Spank thinks it's funny to get asked to XO in a blockade, and then when the ship he's on is firmly on the board, plank all the officers and leave the crew, leaving the ship stranded.

Me, however, I don't think that's funny. I'll pay 10k per PvP win against any ship that he is on, and if you sink a ship he's on, I'll give you 3/4 the cost of the ship. For example, Spank's on a WB, you sink it, I'll pay you 3/4 of 110k, or 82.5k.

Of course a screenshot will be necessary. I reserve the right to refuse to pay if it seems as if the sink/pvp was a setup.



You can just Spank my monkey Morbz...


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Re: Bounty on Spankmymonky

Wow r u guys jealous?

He just wanted to hve some fun

Leave him alone!

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Dukeoffails



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Re: Bounty on Spankmymonky

 
Wow r u guys jealous?

He just wanted to hve some fun

Leave him alone!

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Looks like he got it. Congrats.
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Re: Bounty on Spankmymonky

I just wanna post, Don't mess this up with MASTERMONKEY... I'm a completely different person, cause if it was me, Its more my style to not even turn up to the blockade ;P
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Re: Bounty on Spankmymonky

Lol biggest nub ever planked myself morb and my xo and thought it was funny? What a complete noob.
People like that is part of the reason the oceans are coming to an end.
i am very disapointed and i really hope every flag on this game never has to have this happen to them.. Happy huntings boys and girls
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Re: Bounty on Spankmymonky

Wait wut? Bounties kill the ocean? Oh. Hmm
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Re: Bounty on Spankmymonky

I'll toss a plain sloop into the mix. This honestly disgusts me.
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Re: Bounty on Spankmymonky

 
Wow r u guys jealous?

He just wanted to hve some fun

Leave him alone!

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wat. da. flux. u. smokin. boi/gurl. ruinin a caed iz nawt evne klose 2 bein jelous ov sum1 n iv ur ideae ov havin fan iz meking ppl pissd of den wel, u r nawt on shore leave r u . . . n judgin a bok bye it'''s kover, den wel, u wil alweys b an undapoodle. . . n den . . . i no iz kliché butter i fel d ned 2 pozt diz. . .

ty 4 redin my pozt. . . hoep u enjoi . . .

And I add 20k more to the bounty. I enjoy adding.
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Re: Bounty on Spankmymonky

^
Post of the year.
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Re: Bounty on Spankmymonky

 
kliché butter i fel d ned 2 pozt diz. .

For a strange moment I thought youd somehow switched to a Germanic language.
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Re: Bounty on Spankmymonky

Geez, Morb, you need an XO that bad, just PM me a couple days before, I usually lurk around the forums once a day or so.
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Re: Bounty on Spankmymonky

 
Geez, Morb, you need an XO that bad, just PM me a couple days before, I usually lurk around the forums once a day or so.



Most bounties are pointless, but the reason this one is up is a good reason, He sounds like a low life.
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Re: Bounty on Spankmymonky

YUR MUTHA SAIID SUMTHIIN BOUT SPANKING HUR LAST NIGHT
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Re: Bounty on Spankmymonky

 
Geez, Morb, you need an XO that bad, just PM me a couple days before, I usually lurk around the forums once a day or so.

Thanks Joly. He wasn't called in at my request. If I remember correctly he was suggested by Millemus as a replacement for herself. I'll call you next time anyway though, just cuz you never hang out with me anymore. D:
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Re: Bounty on Spankmymonky

A hearty of mine needed an XO and talked about it while being in my crewchat, and spanky said he could. I dont enjoy XOing so it is very rare that i do so, so no, not as a replacement for me.
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Re: Bounty on Spankmymonky

I've never seen a bounty so justified.
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Re: Bounty on Spankmymonky

Amateur. He needed to work out of there was a CP deed alt and dismiss them mid-cade.
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Re: Bounty on Spankmymonky

I will be quiting puzzle pirates. Hope you have a nice life asshat.
Spankmymonky.
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Re: Bounty on Spankmymonky

 
I will be quiting puzzle pirates. Hope you have a nice life asshat.
Spankmymonky.



I see you got banned suspended for your actions. Nice call OMs <3
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Re: Bounty on Spankmymonky

 
I will be quiting puzzle pirates. Hope you have a nice life asshat.
Spankmymonky.

Wait, I'm the asshat here?
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Re: Bounty on Spankmymonky

 
 
I will be quiting puzzle pirates. Hope you have a nice life asshat.
Spankmymonky.

Wait, I'm the asshat here?


Of course!
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Re: Bounty on Spankmymonky

 
 
 
I will be quiting puzzle pirates. Hope you have a nice life asshat.
Spankmymonky.

Wait, I'm the asshat here?


Of course!


Never try to out-asshat an asshat.

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