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Yearbook50

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Bad Song Parody (Win a Mint/Mint Parrot) - Winners Announced! (7/9)

<insert bad drawing here>

Contest!
1. Choose a song from our bad song list
2. Write a Y!PP themed parody of that song.
3. Sing your song on either
a. http://www.singsnap.com
b. Youtube (http://www.youtube.com)
c. mp3 file to be sent to yearbook50@yahoo.com with file heading: ?Midnight Bad Song Parody?
If you need to find your back up song music: http://www.cantanding.com is a good place to start.

Note: You are allowed to make a music video but it is not required
4. Post your lyrics & song to this thread

Judging Stuff
1. Entries will be judged on a combination of lyrics, theme, and singability of the parody.
2. Judges may post songs they sing but they will not be allowed prizes.
3. Reserved for other comments

Prizes
Platinum Record: Unnamed Mint/Mint Parrot
Golden Record: Gold Sheep & Gold Rabbit
Silver Record: Cheap Silverside Sloop + 2 Armors w/ Spears
+ Random Prizes to be given for any random reason (like making Yearbook or another judge laugh to breaking point)

Song List for Parody
-> Friday by Rebecca Black
-> My Jeans by Jenna Rose
-> The Creep by Lonely Island
-> Umbrella by Rihanna
-> Baby by Justin Bieber
-> Whip My Hair by Willow Smith
-> Tik-Tok by Ke$ha
-> California Girls by Katy Perry

Entries Must Be Posted by June 24th, 2011 11:59:59PM
Winners will be announced within 2 weeks.
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Re: Bad Song Parody (Win a Lemon Octo!)

Now if only I could sing ...

/e sits back n cheers for Squiddy n Don :)
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If the Fish Rumour Mongers had their way, we'd be dropping on everything.
I dropped a plate the other day. Does that count?
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Re: Bad Song Parody (Win a Lemon Octo!)

 
Now if only I could sing ...

/e sits back n cheers for Squiddy n Don :)



How well one sings is not going to be judged. The singability refers more to how the lyrics flow to the original music.
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Re: Bad Song Parody (Win a Lemon Octo!)

how many can we do?
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Now if only I could sing ...

/e sits back n cheers for Squiddy n Don :)



How well one sings is not going to be judged. The singability refers more to how the lyrics flow to the original music.


Temped ... sooooooo tempted! >:)
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Booching Blaggards -> http://dirac.dynalias.com/bb/

If the Fish Rumour Mongers had their way, we'd be dropping on everything.
I dropped a plate the other day. Does that count?
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Re: Bad Song Parody (Win a Lemon Octo!)

 
how many can we do?


If you want to do multiple entries, you are allowed. You are only eligible to win 1 prize though.
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Re: Bad Song Parody (Win a Lemon Octo!)

Im rather tempted to join in on the fun XD
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Re: Bad Song Parody (Win a Lemon Octo!)

its actually a mint/mint parrot as the #1 prize, not the octo. I didn't notice before. oops
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Re: Bad Song Parody (Win a Lemon Octo!)

only on malachite? :(

But parodies are my specialty!!!
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Only on Midnight!
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Re: Bad Song Parody (Win a Lemon Octo!)

Now does singing talent count for this.....

/e pulls out his rock band microphone


sadly this is almost the exact playlist they play my job, it makes me wanna smash some speakers


kudos to the judges for having to listen to these songs
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Re: Bad Song Parody (Win a Mint/Mint Parrot)

Might as well get this embarrassment over with (since it's not really going to get any better) :P

This is a Cursed Isles parody of California Gurls by Katy Perry.
Video link

Parody Lyrics:
I know a place
Where the air is really greener
Warm, wet, and wild
There must be something in the water
Sippin' grog and rum
While slaving at a station
And zombies sound like cows
Tryin' to creep onto your ship deck

You could travel the world
But nothing makes sense in the cultists' rants
Once you party with Vargus
You'll be thralling like mad
Oh oh oh oh

Cursed Isle zombies, yeah, they're quite deniable
Cookie tokens, make them a lot
Give a zomb a cookie, and they'll fight for you
Oh oh moo!

Brawls on a beach
Don't get squished by a homonculus
We freak at their trees
We don't want those things to hit us

You could travel the world
But you'll never make sense of a cultist's rants
Once you party with Vargus
You'll be thralling like mad
Oh oh oh oh

Cursed Isle zombies, yeah
They're unforgettable
Smelly rags
Bikinis? No way!
Rotting skin
Fisted flying at your face
Oh oh moo! (x2)

Cursed Isle zombies
Undead sea cows in disguise
Cursed Isle zombies
Undead sea cows, moo!
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Re: Bad Song Parody (Win a Mint/Mint Parrot)

 
moo!

I was laughing so hard with the Moo! Yarrr
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Re: Bad Song Parody (Win a Mint/Mint Parrot)

Can we use such things as vocaloid if one doesn't have a microphone?

Edit: Nevermind. Wont participate anyways D:
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Re: Bad Song Parody (Win a Mint/Mint Parrot)

Herowena's parody of The Creep by Lonely Island


Hoy, I'm Jolly Roger, and this... is The Sheep.

When you land on the dock and you can't see to walk
It's the Sheep (baa)
It's the Sheep (baa)
And the arrow can't be found when the flock surrounds
It's the Sheep (baa)
It's the Sheep (baa)

Well, you're buried in fleece from your knees to your feet
It's your nightmare walking, and it's called 'The Sheep'
You wave your hands around and you tell 'em to shoo
But they stare you up and down and "Bah Humbug!" you.

You hold your falchion up like you're expectin' to scare 'em
And you're growling out threats that you'll shear 'em and wear 'em
You let your temper flare hot until your blood's like lava
But they're woolly and they're bullies; you are trapped on Guava


When the land beyond the beach is kept out of your reach
It's the Sheep (baa)
It's the Sheep (baa)
And when a riot of ewes has you singing the blues
It's the Sheep (boo)
It's the Sheep (baa)


I was six years old when I heard 'em bleatin'
My parents cooked me up some chow, and I started eatin'
You can imagine my surprise when I looked out the door
And saw a whole flock glaring, like they'd settle the score


Yeah, there was one little lamb lookin' cute as a button
He shook his fuzzy head at my plate of mutton
Well, I looked into his eyes, and he wasn't blinkin'
He would like me dead, that's what he was thinkin'

Rocky,
Rocky,
Rocky, Rocky, Rocky
Rocky!

It's time for a word, from the other side of the coin
Now fellow sheep, there's a movement that you can join
Pirates be warned, we've been plotting and scheming
Bet you didn't know, what the flock has been dreaming
You will hear: baa-baa-baa-baa-baa-baa-baa.
And we will cheer: rah-rah-rah-rah-rah-rah-rah.
So shine up your fleeces
With lanolin greases
At war, with carnivores, and down with meat!

Go on, get to swarming 'round the pirates you're alarming
They eat sheep (baa)
They eat sheep (baa)

And when you see the humans hurry, just remember last night's curry
They eat sheep (boo)
They eat sheep (baa)

And when you find a fray commencing, fill the circles where they're fencing
They eat sheep (baa)
They eat sheep (baa)

So, get your hooves moving and the world improving

For Sheep! (baa)
They eat sheep (baa)


And don't forget they're vile!



Just call me Dr. Dre....adful.
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Re: Bad Song Parody (Win a Mint/Mint Parrot)

Oh how i love you Hero
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Who you calling greasy?
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Re: Bad Song Parody (Win a Mint/Mint Parrot)

Me Peg - Old Squiddy feat. Rappin' Squiddy
(That be a link there in the title.)


Arrrrr!

Navvin' in Atlantis
On a cutter.
Got the safe zone on me left
But I turn to the right.
A triketos rams into me and bilge gets in me eyes.
The ship goes down. The crew be drowned.
I look around, and what do I see:
I see Yearbook wearin' me peg.
I see Messier wearin' me peg.
Even Harr-jm wears me peg.
I just can't believe they have a peg like me.

[Yo, yo,] yo-ho-ho. Yo, yo, yo-ho-ho.
Yo, yo, yo-ho-ho. They have a peg like me.
[Yo, yo,] yo-ho-ho. Yo, yo, yo-ho-ho.
Yo, yo, yo-ho-ho. They have a peg like me.
Like me, like me, like me, like me, like me, like me, like me
Like me, like me, like <gasp.......> like me, like me
They have a peg like [me.]

Starin' at the blockade board
Me beard split with a grin.
I thought about how fierce I'd look
With me wooden leg.
I be anxious excited it be on me mind,
It feels like I could be navvin' a-gainst Nine.

I just can't wait t' nav on me peg.
Everone can look at me and me peg.
I can limp anywhere on me peg.
But I still can't believe they have a peg like me
[Yo, yo,] yo-ho-ho. Yo, yo, yo-ho-ho.
Yo, yo, yo-ho-ho. They have a peg like me.
[Yo, yo,] yo-ho-ho. Yo, yo, yo-ho-ho.
Yo, yo, yo-ho-ho. They have a peg like me.
Like me, like me, like me, like me, like me, like me, like me...
(Arr, this be gettin' monotonous. Less skip ahead t' the non sequitur rap.)

1 here comes the 2 to the 3
S. with a Q.U.I. dubble D.
Why? He got that shiney new peg on the
S. L. O. O. P. Ruby.
Ye might see me on the notice board, or the blockade board
Bi-po-lar or mebbe Tyr's Own.
Mebbe they would even lemme nav fer Rome.
Look here I go:

Alpha Beta Nu, zero one two,
Mebbe I'll get me eyepatch, too.
Get a hook, t' match me peg.
Yo-ho-ho-ho-ho. Jack me swag.
(What does that even mean? I hope I can't get banned fer sayin' that.)
I hope I don't get baa-aa-anned. Not baa-aa-aanned. [Not banned.]

Bly me, look at that peg
When I see that leg, I wanna blockade.
Matterfact, lemme get some cash, to drop a chest
Open up the window:
Drop!
What? Mousebeard attacks Cranberry?
What? Mousebeard defends Cranberry?
What? Mousebeard attacks Cranberry?
Arr, just make it sinkin' arready.

Sorry. I were stuck in a daydream.
When I got that peg, shiney new leg
And I looked so fierce when I hit the scene.
So rough. So mean. All eyes on me.
And in a portrait gal-le-ry. What do I see?
Pi-co-ry. T-Z-Z.
I just can't believe they have a peg like me

[Yo, yo,] yo-ho-ho. Yo, yo, yo-ho-ho.
Yo, yo, yo-ho-ho. They have a peg like me.
[Yo, yo,] yo-ho-ho. Yo, yo, yo-ho-ho.
Yo, yo, yo-ho-ho. They have a peg like me.
Like me, like me, like me, like me, like me, like me, like me
(Arr. Don't quit listenin' now, mates. Ye gotta stay 'till port.)
They have a peg like me.

[Yo, yo,] yo-ho-ho. Yo, yo, yo-ho-ho.
Yo, yo, yo-ho-ho. They have a peg like me.
[Yo, yo,] yo-ho-ho. Yo, yo, yo-ho-ho.
Yo, yo, yo-ho-ho. They have a peg like me.
Like me, like me, like me, like me, like me.
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Squiddy, that is the greatest song ever
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Squiddy is actually the best pirate in the world
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I really hope my shit microphone doesn't cost my too many points. :(

IT'S CI DAY!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sY30rPTZtc

Seven a.m. and I'm down on the dockside
Gotta be first to the notice board
Gotta earn the poe, gotta be serious
Seein' every job the time is goin'
Tickin' on and on, everybody's rushin'
Gotta get jobbed to the right ship
Gotta grab my bilge, it is my faaave!

Bilgin' for the first league
Bilgin' for the next league
Cannot wait to the league
Where we are going in

It's CI day, CI day
Gonna forage on CI day
Everybody's Iooking forward to the is-land ba-ttles
CI day, CI day
Earning PoE on CI day
Everybody's looking forward to the island

Thrallin' it, thrallin' it (Y'ar!)
Thrallin' it, thrallin' it (Y'ar!)
Z, Z, Z, Z,
Oh wait that one was an EO

Oh my oh my, we're sailing for the island
Sailin' so fast, I so wanna' fight!
PoE, PoE, think about PoE
Now the fun begins
I got teams you got teams
It's such an easy fight,
I got wins you got wins
Now we're foragin'!

Got a 3x2 chest
It's a bloody stuck chest
Gotta' make my mind up
Do I quit out on it?

It's CI day, CI day
Gotta forage on CI day
Everybody's Iooking forward to the is-land ba-ttles
CI day, CI day
It is spelt "C I" day
Everybody's looking forward to the island

Foragin', Foragin' (Y'ar!)
I'm Botchin', I'm Botchin' (D'oh!)
Run, run, run, run,
Everyone back to the boats!

Yesterday was Vikings, Vikings,
Today is Cursed Island
We want-ed Atlantis,
But Atlantis,
Doesn't rhyme with anything

**FREAKOUT**

It's CI day, CI day
Gotta forage on CI day
Everybody's Iooking forward to the is-land ba-ttles
CI day, CI day
Pronounce it "C I" day
Everybody's looking forward to the island

Booty div, booty div, (Y'ar!)
Booty div, booty div, (Y'ar!)
PoE, PoE, PoE, PoE
Lookin' forward to this all day

It's CI day, CI day
Gotta get rich on CI day
Everybody?s Iooking forward to the is-land ba-ttles
CI day, CI day
It is still "C I" day?
Everybody?s looking forward to the island

Rejobbin', Rejobbin', (Y'ar!)
Rejobbin', Rejobbin', (Y'ar!)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Cannot wait to go back in!
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I go by Lylax on Midnight, and Lylax on Ice.
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But Atlantis,
Doesn't rhyme with anything


Ha!
Oh, I am enjoying this contest so much.
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Re: Bad Song Parody (Win a Mint/Mint Parrot)

Regarding the typical request of every greenie on every pillage ever:

Annoyance

"Head To Port" (parody of "Whip My Hair")

I say we head back to port
I say we head back to port
(Let's divvy)

I say we head back to port
I say we head back to port
(I gotta go now)

I say we head back to port
I say we head back to port
I say we head back to port
I say we head back to port

Hop up on the boat, get my bilge on
Pay no attention to other stations 'cause they're really tough
And I ain't doin' nothing else
So don't whistle nothing I'm just tryna have fun
And keep the water pumpin

So what's up (yeah)
And I'll be doin' what I do
It's time to sword fight, take my foil and just sprinkle em.
Sprinkle em. Sprinkle em. Sprinkle em.

Don't need another battle takin' up my time
We just won that, now I gotta get mine
Divide so that I can get my share
Is that it? Cause now I gotta go.
Let's head for port.

I say we head back to port
I say we head back to port
(Let's divvy)

I say we head back to port
I say we head back to port
(I gotta go now)

I say we head back to port
I say we head back to port
(Let's divvy)

I say we head back to port
I say we head back to port
(I gotta go now)

I say we head back to port
I say we head back to port
(Ok, ok, ok, ok...)

I needa get my PoEs in a little bit
'Cause my mom's naggin' me that it's time to quit
If you don't turn around, I'm gonna throw a fit
I already said I gotta go

Aye! Let's quit, I gotta go soon
We're all tired, so can we port soon?
Can we port soon? Port soon? Hey, can we port soon?
(We gotta port soon)

Don't need another battle takin' up my time
I hope this report I got a “fine”
Divide so that I can get my share
Can we quit? Cause now I gotta go.
Let's head for port.

I say we head back to port
I say we head back to port
(Let's divvy)

I say we head back to port
I say we head back to port
(I gotta go now)

I say we head back to port
I say we head back to port
(Let's divvy)

I say we head back to port
I say we head back to port
(I gotta go now)

I say we head back to port
I say we head back to port
(Ok, ok, ok, ok...)

All my greenies, if you feel me
Do it, do it, tart for port (tart for port)
No time for one more
Do it, do it, tart for port (tart for port)

All my greenies, if you with me
Do it, do it, tart for port (tart for port)
No time for one more
Do it, do it, tart for port (let's port)
(LET'S PORT!)

I say we head back to port
I say we head back to port
(Let's divvy)

I say we head back to port
I say we head back to port
(I gotta go now)

I say we head back to port
I say we head back to port
(Let's divvy)

I say we head back to port
I say we head back to port
(I gotta go now)

I say we head back to port
I say we head back to port
(Ok, ok, ok, ok...)

I wish I could have done it in the style of Jimmy Fallon's Neil Young and 70s Bruce Springsteen... oh well.

Hairytickle on Malachite, but also on Midnight too! Woo!
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Rags like me ? by Samjones. For the bad song Parody Contest, Midnight Ocean. A Parody of My Jeans by Jenna Rose

Youtube Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7_JL343LEA

(AHHHHH)
Standing in my Townhouse,
I begin to swear.
Getting dressed to go do a pilly but I don?t know what to wear,
Kedrock?s tourney talks about these cool designer rags,
That I tried on, at her tailors,
I go out to the pilly and look what I see

That pirate is wearing my rags,
That newbie is wearing my rags,
Even my hearty is wearing my rags,
I just can?t believe they wore those rags like me
oh-oh-oo-o-oh (o-m-g) oh-oh-oo-o-oh (o-m-g) oh-oh-oo-o-oh they wore those rags like me
oh-oh-oo-o-oh (o-m-g) oh-oh-oo-o-oh (o-m-g) oh-oh-oo-o-oh they wore those rags like me
like me (approx 4x)
They wore those rags like me

Staring at the tailor rack
I begin to break a smile
I thought about how cool I?d look if I had them on right now
I'm anxious, and excited , they?re on my mind
It feels like gauntlets are pounding, on my spine
(ooh-yeah)
I just can?t wait to call these my rags
Everyone can look at me in my rags
I can go anywhere in my rags
But I still can?t believe those mates wore those rags like me
oh-oh-oo-o-oh (o-m-g) oh-oh-oo-o-oh (o-m-g) oh-oh-oo-o-oh they wore those rags like me
oh-oh-oo-o-oh (o-m-g) oh-oh-oo-o-oh (o-m-g) oh-oh-oo-o-oh they wore those rags like me
like me (approx 4x)
they wore those rags like me

(Rap)
1, count to the 2 to the 3
not to m - i - d - n - i - g - h - t
why?
He?s got those cool new rags
that's he?s wearing in the j-e-t - Arch!
but he?s (how fly)
you might see him in a pilly solo
or a flotilla down low
Turtle, Alpha, Spring, or Cleo
Samjones could be a model in a fashion show
look there he goes

(song)
Alpha, Beta, Cleo,
1 2 3
that pirate wore his rags like me
I bet he?s mad
'cos I look fab
hahaha ha jack my swag
blackjacks with stones
may break my bones
but mine rags look new
and theirs just look so o-o-old
so o-o-old
so

(Rap)
Oh my
look at those rags
they should be prizes in tourney see
matter 'fact let me get to my pc
Samjones can now strike a pose
smile for the screenie
(FREEZE)
what Sam bought a new Xebec?
what?
Sam bought that new Xebec?
what?
Sam bought a new Xebec? That?s Golden
ah just take the screen shot already
sorry, I was stuck in a daydream
when I bought those rags with my new Monk-ee
that I look so good
when I hit the drinking tourney
so fresh so clean
all eyes on me, now Stop !
then I went to the docks
what do I see?
All of my hearties and even the newbie
I just can't believe they wore they rags like me

oh-oh-oo-o-oh (o-m-g) oh-oh-oo-o-oh (o-m-g) oh-oh-oo-o-oh he wore those rags like me
oh-oh-oo-o-oh (o-m-g) oh-oh-oo-o-oh (o-m-g) oh-oh-oo-o-oh they wore those rags like me
Like me (approx 4x)
They wore those rags like me
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Samjones (All oceans)
Collector of ships with Mummichog fish name and Moody Adjective.

Be a pirate. Play like a pirate today #puzzlepirates
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Re: Bad Song Parody (Win a Mint/Mint Parrot)

I afford a mic but heres what parody I wrote just for fun :)

its to California Gurls




yohoho pirates
Let's sail the seas


I know a place
Where the water is really warmer
Warm, wet and wild
There must be kraken pee in the water
Sippin' rum and coke
Layin' on my comfy bed (with rum)
The neighbors
turn their heads
Try'na see why I am screaming (we sunk!)

You could sail the oceans
But nothing comes close
To the Midnight Ocean
Once you sail with us
You'll be needing more rum
Oooooh oh oooooh

]
Midnight Pirate Crews
We're kind of insane
gambling problems
and alcoholics
all new ships
So cool
We'll freeze your krakens blood
Oooooh oh oooooh

Midnight Pirate Crews
We're unidentifiable
Fine, fresh, fierce
We got it on lock
Midnight represent
Now put your glasses up
Oooooh oh oooooh


Skellies on the beach
We don't mind waiting for 23 humans
We Kick
Skellie butt!

You could sail the oceans
But nothing comes close
To the Midnight Ocean
Once you sail with us
You'll be needing more rum
Oooooh oh oooooh


Midnight Pirate Crews
We're kind of insane
gambling problems
and alcoholics
all new clothes
So cool
We'll freeze your krakens blood
Oooooh oh oooooh


Midnight Pirate Crews
We're unidentifiable
Fine, fresh, fierce
We got it on lock
Midnight represent
Now put your glasses up
Oooooh oh oooooh


Toned, tanned
Drunk and ready
Turn it up 'cause it's gettin' late
Wild, wild Midnight
These are the pirates I love the most
I mean the ones
I mean like they’re the ones
Hit them
Stab them
Plank their buns

The guys a freak
He drives a Junk
and lives on the beach
I'm okay
I won't complain
I love the Beta
Just like I love Zeta
Turtle Beach
And Spring Island
Puzzlepirates is everything

Crewmates
Hangin' out
All that poe
We bilgin' out
crabs, rum, and coke
No greenies
Just a king
And a queen-ie
Yearbook my lady
(Yeah)
You're lookin'here baby
(Uh huh)
I'm all up on you
'Cause you representin' Midnight Ocean!
(Ohhh yeahh)


Midnight Pirate Crews
We're kind of insane
gambling problems
and alcoholics
all new clothes
So cool
We'll freeze your krakens blood
Oooooh oh oooooh


Midnight Pirate Crews
We're unidentifiable
Fine, fresh, fierce
We got it on lock
Midnight represent (Midnight, Midnight!)
Now put your glasses up
Oooooh oh oooooh


(Midnight Oceannn, Midnight Oceannn)
Midnight Pirate crews man
I wish they all could be
Midnight Pirate Crews
(Midnight Oceannn) (ha ha ha ha ha)
I really wish
You all could be
Midnight Pirate crews
(Midnight Oceannn, girls)


:) hope I entertained you a bit!
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You don't want to eat me! I'm full of scotch! Bitterness! And Impure thoughts!

Carsonbic on Midnight
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Re: Bad Song Parody (Win a Mint/Mint Parrot)

Tonight's the last night for entries :D
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Re: Bad Song Parody (Win a Mint/Mint Parrot)

Friday by Rebecca Black

Ci

Ooh Ooh ooohh yeah yeah ah

Just logged on, nobody is sailing
Gotta check map, gotta hop on ship
Gotta have my balls, gotta have my rum ,
Chart the course, vessels may be sunk
Zombies board and board, yell for tokens
Gotta get down to the island
Gotta find the mound, I see my thrall

Rumble with the zombies,
Swordfight with the cultists,
Gotta make my mind up,
When should I click leave?

(Chorus)

It's ci, ci
Gotta get down on ci
Everybody's lookin' forward to the forage, forage
ci, ci
Gettin' down on ci
Everybody's lookin' forward to the forage

Frenetic, frenetic yarr
Frenetic, frenetic yarr
Chests chests chests chests
Lookin' forward to the foraging



Only one zombie left, fray's almost over
Gotta get ready to click dismiss
Chests chests i want chests
You want big chests
I got ants, you got ants
Machetes and earthquakes-ay
I got ants you got ants
I hate monkeys


Rumble with the zombies,
Swordfight with the cultists,
Gotta make my mind up,
When should I click leave?

[Repeat Chorus]

Yesterday was 'lantis, 'lantis
Today it is ci, ci,
We we we so excited,
we so excited
We gonna get a snake today


Tomorrow we'll do bks
Then blockades and declare wars
I don't want this forage to end!

[Repeat Chorus]

[Refuse to repeat Chorus]
[Refuse to repeat Chorus]
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Cranberry Island, Trans-Atlantic Empire
Mice of Vengeance
Mousebeard
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Re: Bad Song Parody (Win a Mint/Mint Parrot)

Midnight Bad Song Parody- Pirate Day


Pirate Day by Songmuse

(Yar, Ar-Ar-Ar-Ar-Ar-Ar)

Seven am pirate time in the morning
Gotta be fresh, gotta go to the inn
Gotta have my jug, gotta have some rum
pokerin' everything, the PoE is flowin'
losing on and on, everyone’s all inning
Gotta get down to the sloop dock
Gotta catch my sloop, I see my hearties (My hearties)

Naving up at the helm
drowning down in the bilge
Gotta make my mind up
Which station can I take?

It's Pirate day, Pirate day
Gotta get down on Pirate day
Everybody's lookin' forward to the pillage
Pirate day, Pirate day
Gettin' down on Pirate day
Everybody's lookin' forward to the pillage

Piratin', Piratin ' (yar)
Piratin ', Piratin ' (yar)
Stab, stab, stab, stab
Lookin' forward to the stabin

7:45, we're floatin' on the high seas
Cruisin' so fast, we just might crash
Punch, punch, think about brawls
You know what it is
I got this, you got this
Some tart is on my right, yar
I got this, you got this
Now you know it

Naving up at the helm
drowning down in the bilge
Gotta make my mind up
Which station can I take?

It's Pirate day, Pirate day
Gotta get down on Pirate day
Everybody's lookin' forward to the pillage
Pirate day, Pirate day
Gettin' down on Pirate day
Everybody's lookin' forward to the pillage

Piratin', Piratin ' (yar)
Piratin ', Piratin ' (yar)
Stab, stab, stab, stab
Lookin' forward to the stabin

Yesterday was Swordfight,
Today is Pirate day, Pirate day
We-we-we so excited
We so excited
We gonna have a haul today

Tomorrow is Rumble Day
And Poker day comes after ... wards
I don't want this pillaging to end

So shootin' on the guns (on the guns)
On the carp box (the carp box)
I'm navin', cruisin'
Fast routes, switchin' sails
Wit' a ship up on my side (Crash!)

Passin' by is a War Frig in front of me
Now battle nav, battle nav, wanna scream!
Check my stat, it's Pirate day, it's a Pillage
We gonna go stab, c'mon, c'mon, y'all

It's Pirate day, Pirate day
Gotta get down on Pirate day
Everybody's lookin' forward to the pillage
Pirate day, Pirate day
Gettin' down on Pirate day
Everybody's lookin' forward to the pillage

Piratin', Piratin ' (yar)
Piratin ', Piratin ' (yar)
Stab, stab, stab, stab
Lookin' forward to the stabin

It's Pirate day, Pirate day
Gotta get down on Pirate day
Everybody's lookin' forward to the pillage
Pirate day, Pirate day
Gettin' down on Pirate day
Everybody's lookin' forward to the pillage

Piratin', Piratin ' (yar)
Piratin ', Piratin ' (yar)
Stab, stab, stab, stab
Lookin' forward to the stabin


I clearly am not the muse of rap songs. >.> Thanks for the fun event and good luck to everyone!
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Ye told Apollo, "I am a muse. You are like my father or something"
Apollo tells ye, "Or at least, your choir master ;)"
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Re: Bad Song Parody (Win a Mint/Mint Parrot)

Adrielle's 'Pillagin'
(A parody of 'Friday' by Rebecca Black)

Yarr
Yarr, yarr
Yar, yarr
Sloo-ooop
Yarr, yarr
Yarr, yarr
Ooo-ooo

Bit after midday, wakin' up in me hammock
Gotta grab me wig, gotta head to the deck
Gotta find me flagon, gotta skull some rum
Hearin' the ship's bell, yeah

Time's tickin' on, but nobody's rushin'
Gotta get out to the ship deck
Gotta station up. I see my mates

Suckin' at the carp station
Rockin' at the sail station
But I wanna gun
Or laze or nav

We're pillagin', pillagin'
Gotta sail the ocean stealin'
The crew's lookin' forward to the booty, booty
Sailin', sailin'
Plunderin' and robbing
Everybody's looking forward to the booty

Pillagin', pillagin' (Yarr!)
Battlin', battlin' (Arr!)
Gun, gun, gun, gun
Left and forward, shoot and grapple

Gettin' kinda late, sailin' back to port
Cruisin' kinda slow, want time to fly
Gold, riches - think about booty
You know what it is

I got this, you got this
First mate is by my right (Arr!)
I got this, you got this
We can win this battle

Suckin' at the carp station
Rockin' at the sail station
But I wanna gun
Or laze or nav

(Arr) We're pillagin', pillagin'
Gotta sail the ocean stealin'
The crew's lookin' forward to the booty, booty
Sailin', sailin'
Plunderin' and robbing
Everybody's looking forward to the booty

Pillagin', pillagin' (Yarr!)
Battlin', battlin' (Arr!)
Gun, gun, gun, gun
Left and forward, shoot and grapple

Sometimes we rumble, rumble
Other times we swordfight, swordfight (pillagin')
We-we-we so excited
We so united
We gonna get rich today

We're nearly at port now
Booty division comes afterward (Yeah!)
I want this voyage home to end

A-D - Adrielle
Suckin' at the carp station
Rockin' at the sail
I'm navvin', and cruisin'
Thinkin' about bruisin'
With a serpent by my side

Passin' by a grand frig in front of me
In the swordfight, swordfight - we wanna team
Check my teaming, it's fine - yarr!
It's a pillage
Gonna win the booty, c'mon y'all

We're pillagin', pillagin'
Gotta sail the ocean stealin'
The crew's lookin' forward to the booty, booty
Sailin', sailin'
Plunderin' and robbing
Everybody's looking forward to the booty

Pillagin', pillagin' (Yarr!)
Battlin', battlin' (Arr!)
Gun, gun, gun, gun
Left and forward, shoot and grapple

We're pillagin', pillagin'
Gotta sail the ocean stealin'
The crew's lookin' forward to the booty, booty
Sailin', sailin'
Plunderin' and robbing
Everybody's looking forward to the booty

Pillagin', pillagin' (Yarr!)
Battlin', battlin' (Arr!)
Gun, gun, gun, gun
Left and forward, shoot and grapple

This song's so awesome, it should be on iTunes
I know you want to buy it

Video Link
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~~~ Adrielle, Ezzleart and Enfyz ~~~
... (& @AmazinAdrielle on Twitter) ...
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Re: Bad Song Parody (Win a Mint/Mint Parrot)

Thank you everyone that entered! This was really really hard to judge as everyone did such a great job.

First Prize - Squiddy
Second Prize - Herowena
Third Prize - Lylax

Random Prizes -
Best Singer - Songmuse - Mermaid Figurehead

Please see me to collect your prize - I should be around most evenings.
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Thanks, it was fun to write! Congratulations, Squiddy!
And a shout out to Rocky, for the inspiration.
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