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benrenshaw

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New Ocean Order Intent to make Shakespearean Soup [Blockade Intent]




There will come a time, where wanting to become a hero of literature, who is dead, will lead to death.

We are going to dig up Shakespeare, promoting widespread anger is his followers (who quote him lots), boiling him with additional salt, cabbage and walnuts, we shall make a soup!

However, to finish off this soup, we need to head, of an annoying, over-obsessed quoting freak. Thank goodness we have found one!


The Information:
Where?: Polaris Point
When?: Midday Game Time, 14th May
Pay?: 2,505 Pieces,of,Eight per Round
Sinking?: BK blockade, therefore yes.
JC?: Roseh


Help us catch this wannabe, we promise to provide free biscuits with the soup for all jobbers!

To keep you entertained before the blockade, we have decided that THIS SONG will prepare you for the brilliant taste of an illiterate soup.


P.s. Hi Viridian, I'm back. (If you noticed I was gone...)<3<3<3



Edit1/2: Forgetting to add, job for us as we are not going to make these turtles intellectual through reading Shakespeare. They are there to be touched and play with. DO IT!
Edit3: Pay change by 1 PoE. Thanks Seepnah.
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Re: New Ocean Order Intent to make Shakespearean Soup [Blockade Intent]

 
Pay?: 2,504 Pieces,of,Eight per Round!



Your aware that you cant pay decimal poe per segment right?
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Re: New Ocean Order Intent to make Shakespearean Soup [Blockade Intent]

 
 
Pay?: 2,504 Pieces,of,Eight per Round!



Your aware that you cant pay decimal poe per segment right?


Errrrr, I knew that. Anyway, it's going to be a flagsit, cause I want one. ;)
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Re: New Ocean Order Intent to make Shakespearean Soup [Blockade Intent]

Nothing new with the "New Ocean Order", except that it shall be destined the same fate as Rammstein's Seeman (sailor).

My translation of the lyrics into English can be found at

http://heisenberg.yuku.com/topic/97/Crew-Song-Video-Nominations

Good luck, Ben, Proof, Roseh, et al., we will give ye something to shoot at ...
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Re: New Ocean Order Intent to make Shakespearean Soup [Blockade Intent]

 
 
Pay?: 2,504 Pieces,of,Eight per Round!



Your aware that you cant pay decimal poe per segment right?

You're*

Seriously lolza, how many times am I going to have to correct you?
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Re: New Ocean Order Intent to make Shakespearean Soup [Blockade Intent]

boroboy1 wrote: 
benrenshaw wrote: 
Pay?: 2,504 Pieces,of,Eight per Round!

Your aware that you cant pay decimal poe per segment right?

He was all set to pay 500 first segment then raise to 501. But no, you had to make him plan the whole thing over from scratch. :(
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Re: New Ocean Order Intent to make Shakespearean Soup [Blockade Intent]

 
 
 
Pay?: 2,504 Pieces,of,Eight per Round!



Your aware that you cant pay decimal poe per segment right?

You're*

Seriously lolza, how many times am I going to have to correct you?





it iz fre cuntry we spel howevr we wan2spel tnk u 4 listin bai 4 nao
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Re: New Ocean Order Intent to make Shakespearean Soup [Blockade Intent]

We don't all live in the same country.
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Re: New Ocean Order Intent to make Shakespearean Soup [Blockade Intent]

 
 
 
Pay?: 2,504 Pieces,of,Eight per Round!



Your aware that you cant pay decimal poe per segment right?

You're*

Seriously lolza, how many times am I going to have to correct you?



Well given my first language is German and not English my bad?!
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Re: New Ocean Order Intent to make Shakespearean Soup [Blockade Intent]

Nice, the paywar start before the cade...Some jobbers will be really rich after this :)!

Good luck I hope you win :)
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Re: New Ocean Order Intent to make Shakespearean Soup [Blockade Intent]

Dear new VP forum goers.

We've already have a pro spelling correction guy. His name was Pokeme, as far as I'm concerned we haven't opened up that position since his retirement and doubt we ever will until he one day decides to come back.

So being petty by correcting stupid little spelling errors. No one cares or wants to read about it. Take your little spelling corrections, turn em side ways and shove em straight up your candy asses!

Sincerely
The Great One.
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Jotac

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Re: New Ocean Order Intent to make Shakespearean Soup [Blockade Intent]

 
Dear new VP forum goers.

We've already have a pro spelling correction guy. His name was Pokeme, as far as I'm concerned we haven't opened up that position since his retirement and doubt we ever will until he one day decides to come back.

So being petty by correcting stupid little spelling errors. No one cares or wants to read about it. Take your little spelling corrections, turn em side ways and shove em straight up your candy asses!

Sincerely
The Great One.

Dear "old" VP forum goer,

Considering that I started playing Y!PP back in June of 2005, I believe you are in no position to call me "new". Yes, the account date on my account will say what, 2007? Boohoo. Even then, does that qualify me as a "new VP forum goer"?

No.

If you don't believe I played in June '05, fair enough. Curiously though, this account is also 10 days older than Pokeme's, thus making me technically "older" than him forum wise.

Additionally, Seepnah is my boyfriend and we have a very nice relationship going on, thus allowing me to annoy him freely. If you do not "care(s) or want(s) to read about it", then keep your mouth shut.

Oh and by the way, I took the time to point out an error in your original statement.

I'm done.

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Re: New Ocean Order Intent to make Shakespearean Soup [Blockade Intent]

 
Additionally, Seepnah is my boyfriend and we have a very nice relationship going on, thus allowing me to annoy him freely.


....How could you.
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Re: New Ocean Order Intent to make Shakespearean Soup [Blockade Intent]

Awesome Drawing :O

Hope i can join ye,
good luck :D
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the_rock99

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Re: New Ocean Order Intent to make Shakespearean Soup [Blockade Intent]

 
 
Dear new VP forum goers.

We've already have a pro spelling correction guy. His name was Pokeme, as far as I'm concerned we haven't opened up that position since his retirement and doubt we ever will until he one day decides to come back.

So being petty by correcting stupid little spelling errors. No one cares or wants to read about it. Take your little spelling corrections, turn em side ways and shove em straight up your candy asses!

Sincerely
The Great One.

Dear "old" VP forum goer,

Considering that I started playing Y!PP back in June of 2005, I believe you are in no position to call me "new". Yes, the account date on my account will say what, 2007? Boohoo. Even then, does that qualify me as a "new VP forum goer"?

No.

If you don't believe I played in June '05, fair enough. Curiously though, this account is also 10 days older than Pokeme's, thus making me technically "older" than him forum wise.

Additionally, Seepnah is my boyfriend and we have a very nice relationship going on, thus allowing me to annoy him freely. If you do not "care(s) or want(s) to read about it", then keep your mouth shut.

Oh and by the way, I took the time to point out an error in your original statement.

I'm done.


I dont care when you started playing. Also when you see the amount of petty crap that goes on in VP day in and day out you tend to get annoyed at little things like morons raving about spelling. So no, I will not keep my mouth shut.

Was I meant to smell that you're friends with Seep? Jog on sparky.
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Jotac

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Re: New Ocean Order Intent to make Shakespearean Soup [Blockade Intent]

 
 
 
Dear new VP forum goers.

We've already have a pro spelling correction guy. His name was Pokeme, as far as I'm concerned we haven't opened up that position since his retirement and doubt we ever will until he one day decides to come back.

So being petty by correcting stupid little spelling errors. No one cares or wants to read about it. Take your little spelling corrections, turn em side ways and shove em straight up your candy asses!

Sincerely
The Great One.

Dear "old" VP forum goer,

Considering that I started playing Y!PP back in June of 2005, I believe you are in no position to call me "new". Yes, the account date on my account will say what, 2007? Boohoo. Even then, does that qualify me as a "new VP forum goer"?

No.

If you don't believe I played in June '05, fair enough. Curiously though, this account is also 10 days older than Pokeme's, thus making me technically "older" than him forum wise.

Additionally, Seepnah is my boyfriend and we have a very nice relationship going on, thus allowing me to annoy him freely. If you do not "care(s) or want(s) to read about it", then keep your mouth shut.

Oh and by the way, I took the time to point out an error in your original statement.

I'm done.


I dont care when you started playing. Also when you see the amount of petty crap that goes on in VP day in and day out you tend to get annoyed at little things like morons raving about spelling. So no, I will not keep my mouth shut.

Was I meant to smell that you're friends with Seep? Jog on sparky.


And making me a scapegoat will solve everything now will it? Well done.


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Re: New Ocean Order Intent to make Shakespearean Soup [Blockade Intent]

This all dodges the fact that my first language is not English and is in fact German...
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Jotac

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Re: New Ocean Order Intent to make Shakespearean Soup [Blockade Intent]

 
This all dodges the fact that my first language is not English and is in fact German...


I wasn't aware Lawrence was a common first name in Germany. Lawrence Hitler sounds about right kinky, though.

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the_rock99

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Re: New Ocean Order Intent to make Shakespearean Soup [Blockade Intent]

 
 
 
 
Dear new VP forum goers.

We've already have a pro spelling correction guy. His name was Pokeme, as far as I'm concerned we haven't opened up that position since his retirement and doubt we ever will until he one day decides to come back.

So being petty by correcting stupid little spelling errors. No one cares or wants to read about it. Take your little spelling corrections, turn em side ways and shove em straight up your candy asses!

Sincerely
The Great One.

Dear "old" VP forum goer,

Considering that I started playing Y!PP back in June of 2005, I believe you are in no position to call me "new". Yes, the account date on my account will say what, 2007? Boohoo. Even then, does that qualify me as a "new VP forum goer"?

No.

If you don't believe I played in June '05, fair enough. Curiously though, this account is also 10 days older than Pokeme's, thus making me technically "older" than him forum wise.

Additionally, Seepnah is my boyfriend and we have a very nice relationship going on, thus allowing me to annoy him freely. If you do not "care(s) or want(s) to read about it", then keep your mouth shut.

Oh and by the way, I took the time to point out an error in your original statement.

I'm done.


I dont care when you started playing. Also when you see the amount of petty crap that goes on in VP day in and day out you tend to get annoyed at little things like morons raving about spelling. So no, I will not keep my mouth shut.

Was I meant to smell that you're friends with Seep? Jog on sparky.


And making me a scapegoat will solve everything now will it? Well done.



My my you're sensitive. It was a general statement. Do you see your name anywhere in my post? It said "new VP forum goers". So, since you claim you're an "old player". It shouldn't bother you.

So really, you took it upon yourself to be a scapegoat.


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Jotac

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Re: New Ocean Order Intent to make Shakespearean Soup [Blockade Intent]

 
 
 
 
 
Dear new VP forum goers.

We've already have a pro spelling correction guy. His name was Pokeme, as far as I'm concerned we haven't opened up that position since his retirement and doubt we ever will until he one day decides to come back.

So being petty by correcting stupid little spelling errors. No one cares or wants to read about it. Take your little spelling corrections, turn em side ways and shove em straight up your candy asses!

Sincerely
The Great One.

Dear "old" VP forum goer,

Considering that I started playing Y!PP back in June of 2005, I believe you are in no position to call me "new". Yes, the account date on my account will say what, 2007? Boohoo. Even then, does that qualify me as a "new VP forum goer"?

No.

If you don't believe I played in June '05, fair enough. Curiously though, this account is also 10 days older than Pokeme's, thus making me technically "older" than him forum wise.

Additionally, Seepnah is my boyfriend and we have a very nice relationship going on, thus allowing me to annoy him freely. If you do not "care(s) or want(s) to read about it", then keep your mouth shut.

Oh and by the way, I took the time to point out an error in your original statement.

I'm done.


I dont care when you started playing. Also when you see the amount of petty crap that goes on in VP day in and day out you tend to get annoyed at little things like morons raving about spelling. So no, I will not keep my mouth shut.

Was I meant to smell that you're friends with Seep? Jog on sparky.


And making me a scapegoat will solve everything now will it? Well done.



My my you're sensitive. It was a general statement. Do you see your name anywhere in my post? It said "new VP forum goers". So, since you claim you're an "old player". It shouldn't bother you.

So really, you took it upon yourself to be a scapegoat.



Alas, your implications were quite clear, as I was the one correcting someone. Indirect abuse is still abuse.

And yes, I am sensitive. Problem?


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Re: New Ocean Order Intent to make Shakespearean Soup [Blockade Intent]

Good luck Ben!
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Re: New Ocean Order Intent to make Shakespearean Soup [Blockade Intent]

Is it possible, that the new flag "New Ocean Order" is an alt flag with which the "Old Ocean Order" is trying to hide the "Old Ocean Order?"

Is this not the same group of pirate and their backers that defended against the brigand king last week?
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Re: New Ocean Order Intent to make Shakespearean Soup [Blockade Intent]

 
 
This all dodges the fact that my first language is not English and is in fact German...


I wasn't aware Lawrence was a common first name in Germany. Lawrence Hitler sounds about right kinky, though.


So where's the joke?
I guess there's absolutely no need to do "jokes" with any kind of f****** guys like him.
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Re: New Ocean Order Intent to make Shakespearean Soup [Blockade Intent]

 
Is it possible, that the new flag "New Ocean Order" is an alt flag with which the "Old Ocean Order" is trying to hide the "Old Ocean Order?"
Is this not the same group of pirate and their backers that defended against the brigand king last week?


You just discovered America *insert slow clap*
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Re: New Ocean Order Intent to make Shakespearean Soup [Blockade Intent]

 
Is it possible, that the new flag "New Ocean Order" is an alt flag with which the "Old Ocean Order" is trying to hide the "Old Ocean Order?"

Is this not the same group of pirate and their backers that defended against the brigand king last week?


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Re: New Ocean Order Intent to make Shakespearean Soup [Blockade Intent]

 
Is it possible, that the new flag "New Ocean Order" is an alt flag with which the "Old Ocean Order" is trying to hide the "Old Ocean Order?"

Is this not the same group of pirate and their backers that defended against the brigand king last week?

I seriously hope he had /sarcasm turned on.
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Re: New Ocean Order Intent to make Shakespearean Soup [Blockade Intent]

Congratulations to "New Ocean Order" for a spirited and committed attack that succeed rather well in round-3.

May the force of the watery tart who throws swords to make supreme exective powers and governments always be with ye ;-)

Good luck and fun in all future defences and perhaps attacks elsewhere which may see us, again, on the same board to shoot at each or others together.

We had fun, and thank ye for being our partner in such crimes.
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Re: New Ocean Order Intent to make Shakespearean Soup [Blockade Intent]

Thanks to all who came out to support us, It was alot of fun, and thanks to Sverdrup and his flag for a fun fight.
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Re: New Ocean Order Intent to make Shakespearean Soup [Blockade Intent]

I would like to thank all the jobbers who came to support NOO during yesterday's blockade.

Another large thanks to the Navvers, XO's and other blockade staff for making things possible.

An even bigger applaud and thanks to Heisenberg's Uncertainty and Sverdrup, without you the blockade would of probably been a lot more tedious. You helped us have more fun, which is the aim of the game, is it not?


Thank you again all, and we hope to see you on the board sooner rather than later. <3<3<3
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