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Scheherazade

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Total Effin' Chaos sponsoring blockade-related events TODAY! 6 pm EST, Hunter!

Posted in Events here. Sorry for double post.

Alright, we were inspired by some other flags on other servers sponsoring events during and after their blockades, so I thought we'd pitch in and show you a little bit of what we're doing!

1. Trivia contests during breaks on the ships, an easy way to find some fast cash!

2. Avatar and character art giveaway! One RANDOM jobber from every ship will be chosen to be given a free avatar (valued at 35,000 poe). You must stay on until we sink, or win! One random jobber out of ALL of the ships will be given a free character art (valued at 80,000). See link in my signature for samples.

3. There's a reward for doing good work! The best gunner will receive a date with our fantabulous queen Bluebel, who gives illustrious hugs and always puts out on the first date. The best sailer will be given a date with the lovely Ellenmaria, who works overseas knitting blankets for orphans*. The best bilger will be going on a date with the disturbingly intelligent Meehearties, a female professional boxer who wants to spread the word of love by song.** The best carpenter will secure a date with me, Remnant, a crazy bitch bent on destruction and worldwide terror.***

4. The after-party will be open to ANYBODY who jobbed with us at any point during the 'cade. It's going to be awesome!

You can participate in our backyard race with FURNITURE prizes for first, second, and third place!



You can get to know the lovely, erm, ladies you've been too shy to approach at our one-of-a-kind, only slightly sticky gentlemen's club!




Maybe you'll even find true love...



Or maybe you'll just strut your stuff for prizes! That's right, we're having a fashion show, with winners getting cash prizes!




5. Think you're a good Spades player? You're nada if you haven't played Suicide Spades, the Spades game to 1000 in which every turn, you or your partner is forced to nil, no matter what their cards! The winners are the first to hit 1000, or the last standing! There's a FANTASTIC prize for the first to 1000, but I can't tell you yet!

6. When everybody's good and drunk, we're going to have a bachelor/bachelorette auction! Any jobber or flagbie can participate! Bid on your wimmins! Pimp out your mens! Either way, job with us in this blockade and enjoy a night of wanton awesomeness!


So, what do you think, guys? Say no to STDs, ssayy llolll heell no tto Illuminatti, and throw Securely Fastened's caution to the wind! Job with Total Effin' Chaos, because it's gonna be Totally Effin' Awesome!

*Might be a lie.

**Might also be a lie.

*** Not a lie.
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Emerald: Controversy, formerly known as Cholera.

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Re: Total Effin' Chaos sponsoring blockade-related events TODAY!

Might want to put the ocean and time, if you're doing this for a specific blockade. Fun idea.
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Re: Total Effin' Chaos sponsoring blockade-related events TODAY!

 
Might want to put the ocean and time, if you're doing this for a specific blockade. Fun idea.


Oh, haha, thanks, love.
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