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I know you people hate these things, but I have a feeling that some of you may be able to make this funny as hell. I'm going to screw it up first though.


Directions! Now, Here Is What You Are Supposed To Do...And Please Do Not Spoil The Fun! Hit Forward, Delete My Answers And Type In Your Answers. Then Send This To A Whole Bunch Of People That You Know...And Send It Back To Me So I Can See Your Answers, The Theory Is That You Will Learn A Lot Of Little Known Facts About Those You Know. Remember To Send It Back to me Please! blah blah blah, just fill it out and post.

MY ANSWERS:
1. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? A scuppering clown. Don't ask or I'll have to kill you.
2. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED? When you left me baby..
3. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA
4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? The kind that isn't out of date yet.
5. DO YOU HAVE KIDS? I did, but I ate them. No it's not like that, freaks.
6. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? maybe
7. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT? Of course not, why would I do something like that?
8. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS? I couldn't play hockey without them..
9. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? There would probably be a mess on me afterward, but yes.
10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? Grits baby.
11. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF? If I didn't on some, I'd have to cut them off.
12. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG? *kisses his guns*
13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM? Moose Tracks
14. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE? Breasts. Even Springheels >.>
15. RED OR PINK? Pink. Of the Hot variety.
16. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF? You.
17. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST? Urmom
18. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO SEND THIS BACK TO YOU?
19. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING? Jeans. Blue. And my skin.
20. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? Dominhoes.
21. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? Some crap on SJ's computer.
22. IF YOU WHERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? The kind that makes kids vomit when they eat them.
23. FAVORITE SMELLS? I can't say.
24. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? Um. Some chick's dad... >.>
25. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU? I know everyone hates me.
26. FAVORITE SPORTS TO WATCH? Left turn. Left turn. Left turn...
27. HAIR COLOR? Brown.
28. EYE COLOR? They change.
29. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? Can't.
30. FAVORITE FOOD? The kind you eat.
31. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS? Scary.
32. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED. Mulan. SJ made me do it.
34. HUGS OR KISSES? Kisses, der.
35. FAVORITE DESSERT? That kind.
36.MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND?
37. LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND?

38. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW? Run Spot Run
39. WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? Some writing on an envelope.
40. WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON TV LAST NIGHT? What the hell is a TV?
41. FAVORITE SOUND? *coughs*
42. ROLLING STONES OR BEATLES? Rolling Stones.
43. WHAT IS THE FARTHEST YOU HAVE BEEN FROM HOME? Toronto, eh?
44. DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT? You really don't want to know.
45. WHERE WERE YOU BORN? BFE
46.WHOSE ANSWERS ARE YOU LOOKING FORWARD TO GETTING BACK?
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1. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? Yes, Jean Pierre is the name of Jesus' two favorite Apostles
2. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED? Yesterday
3. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? Yes I do
4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? Any, including Liver.
5. DO YOU HAVE KIDS? No(t that I know of)
6. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? Depends on where I meet myself.
7. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT? Not really, for real.
8. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS? tonwut?
9. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? YEAH BITCH!
10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? Anything sugary.
11. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF? Nope!
12. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG? Not really :(
13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM? Oreo Ice Cream :D
14. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE? In girls: their clothes and hair. In boys: EVERYTHING.
15. RED OR PINK? Red.
16. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF? my jealousy and hot temper.
17. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST? my HS friends :(
18. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO SEND THIS BACK TO YOU?
19. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING? Blue jeans and black sandals.
20. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? Spaghetti
21. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? A interview about El Salvador's election and imminent fraud.
22. IF YOU WHERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? Black.
23. FAVORITE SMELLS? a lot of them, can't mention a favorite.
24. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? a classmate, about schoolwork.
25. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU? I actually like you a lot, Goth. You make me lol most of the times.
26. FAVORITE SPORTS TO WATCH? NONE.
27. HAIR COLOR? Dark Brown but looks Black most of the times
28. EYE COLOR? Brown.
29. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? Can't afford them. Not even the joke ones.
30. FAVORITE FOOD? Lasagna.
31. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS? Any.
32. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED. TWILIGHTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT omg omg omg omg all of the boys there are so hot.
34. HUGS OR KISSES? Haven't kissed ever, so I'd say any.
35. FAVORITE DESSERT? It would be sex, but besides that kind of dessert... cheesecake.
36.MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND?
37. LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND?

38. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW? None.
39. WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? My mouse.
40. WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON TV LAST NIGHT? Nothing.
41. FAVORITE SOUND? Pop music.
42. ROLLING STONES OR BEATLES? Pass.
43. WHAT IS THE FARTHEST YOU HAVE BEEN FROM HOME? not too far away.
44. DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT? I'm a spoke person by birth.
45. WHERE WERE YOU BORN? El Salvador-
46.WHOSE ANSWERS ARE YOU LOOKING FORWARD TO GETTING BACK? Any OM's.
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1. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? No, my parents picked my name out of a baby book.
2. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED? I don't feel comfortable answering this question. Plus I don't remember.
3. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? Not in particular. It's nice that I'm the only one that can read it.
4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? Pepperoni.
5. DO YOU HAVE KIDS? Not yet. I love kids. (Not that way, you sick people, you.)
6. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? Highly unlikely.
7. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT? Yes.
8. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS? Yes.
9. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? No, I'm afraid of heights.
10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? Froot Loops (it's not Fruit Loops, people).
11. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF? No. Never.
12. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG? Compared to what? No, not really.
13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM? Plain vanillla
14. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE? Eyes, I would guess.
15. RED OR PINK? Red edges out pink.
16. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF? I dislike my feet. They're too big.
17. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST? My baba.
18. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO SEND THIS BACK TO YOU?
19. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING? Blue jeans. Why would I wear shoes inside?
20. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? Teriyaki chicken, mashed potatoes, creamed corn and cucumber salad.
21. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? Nothing. The sound of my typing, I guess.
22. IF YOU WHERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? Blue?
23. FAVORITE SMELLS? I enjoy the smell of farmer sausage.
24. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? My damn sister.
25. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU? This Gothmog character makes me suspicious.
26. FAVORITE SPORTS TO WATCH? Soccer.
27. HAIR COLOR? Brown.
28. EYE COLOR? Blue. Speckled, to be exact.
29. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? Nothing touches my eyes.
30. FAVORITE FOOD? Burger and fries.
31. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS? Scary movies with a happy ending.
32. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED. Army of Darkness.
34. HUGS OR KISSES? Kisses, though hugs have their charm.
35. FAVORITE DESSERT? Oatmealbuds.
36.MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND?
37. LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND?
38. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW? Feet of Clay (again), Leviathan, Strata, and Sexing the Cherry (school)
39. WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? Uh...it's blue. With a little Belkin logo.
40. WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON TV LAST NIGHT? Ghost Whisperer. Against my wishes.
41. FAVORITE SOUND? NSFW-related.
42. ROLLING STONES OR BEATLES? Beatles.
43. WHAT IS THE FARTHEST YOU HAVE BEEN FROM HOME? Prince Edward Island, eh?
44. DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT? I can do this weird thing with the side of my hands (very non-descript, I know). And I can snap my fingers in a rapid-fire fashion.
45. WHERE WERE YOU BORN? Saint Boniface Hospital
46.WHOSE ANSWERS ARE YOU LOOKING FORWARD TO GETTING BACK?
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1. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? Apparently, I was named for a Beatles song. My middle name is my paternal grandmother's name.
2. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED? My boss infuriated me and I was upset about it.
3. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? When I can read it.
4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? Roast beef
5. DO YOU HAVE KIDS? My cats and my dog.
6. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? Hell yeah
7. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT? Not at all
8. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS? Lame joke, Mogs. And I got mine out when I was three.
9. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? Something about plummeting weightless to the ground, with nothing but an overgrown rubber band to save you, sounds like a BAD IDEA to me.
10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? currently, Blueberry Special K
11. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF? Not unless I have to, which I know is very bad for them.
12. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG? I know I used to be
13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM? Green Tea
14. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE? Eyes and/or hair, depending on the direction I see them from.
15. RED OR PINK? Redheads.
16. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF? The fact that I'm not as skinny as I used to be.
17. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST? Mogs' mom
18. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO SEND THIS BACK TO YOU?
19. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING? n/a
20. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? DiGiorno pizza
21. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? Some cartoon on tv
22. IF YOU WHERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? silver, the shiny kind.
23. FAVORITE SMELLS? my new soap is pretty awesome.
24. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? My mommy :)
25. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU? I accept Mogs for who he is.
26. FAVORITE SPORTS TO WATCH? Baseball
27. HAIR COLOR? Red
28. EYE COLOR? All of them.
29. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? Nope
30. FAVORITE FOOD? any that taste good
31. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS? Comedies
32. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED. American Teen, the documentary. It's very cool
34. HUGS OR KISSES? Depends on who they're from.
35. FAVORITE DESSERT? The Chambord souffle from Off Vine... which burned down... *cry*
36.MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND?
37. LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND?

38. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW? My textbooks
39. WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? It's a free advertising gift from California Office Supplies
40. WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON TV LAST NIGHT? a lot of things, but most of them were reality shows I'm embarrassed to admit that I watch.
41. FAVORITE SOUND? good music
42. ROLLING STONES OR BEATLES? Rolling Stones.
43. WHAT IS THE FARTHEST YOU HAVE BEEN FROM HOME? New York
44. DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT? I'm a pretty good singer.
45. WHERE WERE YOU BORN? Queen of the Valley hospital in West Covina, on a hellishly stormy night.
46.WHOSE ANSWERS ARE YOU LOOKING FORWARD TO GETTING BACK? [/quote]
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1. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? No. I was named after an object: Candy.
2. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED? This morning. I turned on the TV and saw the Pedro movie being screened to the cast of RW. I couldn't help but thinking that the actor playing Pedro was really bad, and the movie looked like it would be very preachy, but I let out a few tears nontheless.
3. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? I have excellent and legible print, but my hanwriting varies depending on mood.
4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? Chicken.
5. DO YOU HAVE KIDS? No.
6. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? Probably not. I prefer people that would be able to expand my horizons, not affirm the same ol' same ol'.
7. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT? Me? NEVER!
8. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS? I've never had the pleasure of eating all the ice cream and jello my little heart desired.
9. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? I wouldn't appreciate the whiplash. I would however skydive.
10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? Ewww. None.
11. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF? No.
12. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG? I can leg press/squat over 200 lbs, but my upper body is just flimsy.
13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM? Rocky road.
14. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE? Shoes.
15. RED OR PINK? Normally I would have said red, but I'm starting to abandon my tomboy image and started embracing pink. Zomg! I'm wearing a pink polo right now!
16. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF? That I give off a cold or stuck up impression at first, even though when people get to know me they tell me I'm the nicest person EVA!
17. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST? School friends I've lost touch with.
18. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO SEND THIS BACK TO YOU?
19. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING? Dark grey Dickies and white socks...no shoes.
20. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? Cheese steak
21. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? The water filter running in my fish tank.
22. IF YOU WHERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? Lilac.
23. FAVORITE SMELLS? The smell of the face powder I used to wear when I was younger. I don't wear make-up now, but the smell takes me back to more innocent times. =DDDD
24. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? My husband.
25. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU?
26. FAVORITE SPORTS TO WATCH? Strongman competitions & wrestling (even if it's fake, yay for men in skimpy outfits!)
27. HAIR COLOR? Dark Brown.
28. EYE COLOR? Black.
29. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? Yes
30. FAVORITE FOOD? Mushroom soup.
31. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS? Happy.
32. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED. In a theater? Coraline.
34. HUGS OR KISSES? Hugs.
35. FAVORITE DESSERT? Frozen bananas with almonds.
36.MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND?
37. LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND?

38. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW? I just finished reading A Version of the Truth, but my order of Day Shift Werewolf(written in three days!) should be here by Monday.
39. WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? No mouspads here.
40. WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON TV LAST NIGHT? I can't remember, but it was probably some reality show on VH1 or MTV.
41. FAVORITE SOUND? The twitter of the little birds nesting on the eves of my porch.
42. ROLLING STONES OR BEATLES? Beatles
43. WHAT IS THE FARTHEST YOU HAVE BEEN FROM HOME? Poland.
44. DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT? I can play the viola.
45. WHERE WERE YOU BORN? Distrito Federal
46.WHOSE ANSWERS ARE YOU LOOKING FORWARD TO GETTING BACK?
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Hola Zandi you're mexican?

THAT MEANS YOU SPEAK MEXICAN TOO?


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I didn't know that was a language!
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I didn't know that was a language!


Shocker.


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I didn't know that was a language!

Spanish, Mexican dialect. You'll have to ignore the ignorant racists.
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Goth is right. *shudders*

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I think the Mexican reference was tongue-in-cheek (if in poor taste)
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I think the Mexican reference was tongue-in-cheek (if in poor taste)

You do know where Q's from, right?
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Goth is right, as usual.
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Goth is right. *shudders*

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1. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?
2. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED?
3. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?
5. DO YOU HAVE KIDS?
6. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?
7. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT?
8. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS?
9. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP?
10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL?
11. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF?
12. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG?
13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM?
14. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE?
15. RED OR PINK?
16. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF?
17. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST?
18. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO SEND THIS BACK TO YOU?
19. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING?
20. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?
21. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW?

22. IF YOU WHERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? wat.
23. FAVORITE SMELLS?
24. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?
25. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU?
26. FAVORITE SPORTS TO WATCH?
27. HAIR COLOR?
28. EYE COLOR?
29. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS?
30. FAVORITE FOOD?
31. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS?
32. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED.
34. HUGS OR KISSES?
35. FAVORITE DESSERT?
36.MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND?
37. LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND?
38. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW?
39. WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?
40. WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON TV LAST NIGHT?
41. FAVORITE SOUND?

42. ROLLING STONES OR BEATLES? THE BEATLES MOTHERFAKER, DO YOU LISTEN TO THEM?
43. WHAT IS THE FARTHEST YOU HAVE BEEN FROM HOME?
44. DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT?
45. WHERE WERE YOU BORN?
46.WHOSE ANSWERS ARE YOU LOOKING FORWARD TO GETTING BACK?

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I didn't know that was a language!

Spanish, Mexican dialect. You'll have to ignore the ignorant racists.

It's not racist. Here we call it Mexican, cause it's not the same language. We have Spanish teachers (from Spain, that speak Spanish) and we have Hispanic teachers that speak Mexican, as do our students. It's a completely legitimate statement.
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1. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? Someone? No, something? Yes. Cader Idris in Wales

2. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED? Father's funeral

3. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? I do, but my lecturer hates it

4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? All types?
5. DO YOU HAVE KIDS? Depends on whether that woman in Japan was wearing a condom

6. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? If i had an amazing knack to live with sarcasm

7. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT? Of course not (Hint: Note the sarcasm

8. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS? I hope i do

9. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? Hell yeah!

10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? Crunchy Nut!!!

11. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF? Nope!

12. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG? Kind of

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM? Strawberry cheesecake

14. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE? In girls: chest size and personality In boys: chest size, personality and how much of a drinker they are

15. RED OR PINK? Pink

16. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF? My sarcasm

17. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST? My father

19. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING? Blue 3/4's and sandals, if i can find them

20. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? Cereal at 4PM

21. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? Well the song changed, but it was Three Days Grace, now it's I'm Sorry I haven't a Clue

22. IF YOU WHERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? White, just to be akward

23. FAVORITE SMELLS? PETROL!!!

24. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? pizza Delivery dude

25. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU? Montag rocks my socks

26. FAVORITE SPORTS TO WATCH? Rubgy

27. HAIR COLOR? Dark Brown with silvery highlights

28. EYE COLOR? Brown.

29. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? Nope

30. FAVORITE FOOD? Sushi and Cereal

31. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS? Sad endings

32. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED? Bad Boys 2

34. HUGS OR KISSES? Kiss

35. FAVORITE DESSERT? Ice-cream

36.MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND? Jesus?

37. LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND? The devil

38. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW? Too many

39. WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? Real mean don't use a mousepad

40. WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON TV LAST NIGHT? Scrubs

41. FAVORITE SOUND? Rock

42. ROLLING STONES OR BEATLES? I'm sorry, who?

43. WHAT IS THE FARTHEST YOU HAVE BEEN FROM HOME? Japan

44. DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT? Apprently i'm damn good in bed, i'd sleep for hours. Seriously, no idea

45. WHERE WERE YOU BORN? England

46.WHOSE ANSWERS ARE YOU LOOKING FORWARD TO GETTING BACK? Soul's or Boi's, just so that i can hold it over them
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I think the Mexican reference was tongue-in-cheek (if in poor taste)

You do know where Q's from, right?


It was sarcasm, due to the fact that 75% of the stupid ignorant US citizens thinks that everyone that talks Spanish is Mexican.

Yo soy de El Salvador. :D
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5. DO YOU HAVE KIDS? Depends on whether that woman in Japan was wearing a condom


I think I might be missing something here....
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And I present to you: Female Condoms!



It works the same as a normal condom, just for the ladies (put it inside of your.... before he inserts his...) but they are more likely to break and they can be quite comfortable. If you want to know about them, go google "Female Condoms" :)
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Oh I learned about female condoms way back in health class. But I can definitly say they arnt the first thing to come to mind when the topic of someone wearing a condom comes up.
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I didn't know that was a language!

Spanish, Mexican dialect. You'll have to ignore the ignorant racists.

It's not racist. Here we call it Mexican, cause it's not the same language. We have Spanish teachers (from Spain, that speak Spanish) and we have Hispanic teachers that speak Mexican, as do our students. It's a completely legitimate statement.
So who teaches the Mexican kids American?
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Americans. Are you seeing a pattern yet?
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1. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? The guy it turned out my mother cheated on my father with.

2. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED? 24th April 1997, 2:45PM GMT.

3. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? No, i've actually seen someone write better than me using a pen between their buttcheeks. True story.

4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? Cow.

5. DO YOU HAVE KIDS? I like to call em' Crib Midgets and no i don't have any. Unless you count Madeline but noone knows i have her.

6. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? Definitely not. Avoid at all cost.

7. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT? Not at all, ever.

8. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS? I hope so... for a long time i thought they were what you used to pick up burgers and things on a barbecue. Also a true story.

9. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? I think the question is... would you?

10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? Frosties. Tony the Tiger is the man.

11. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF? I roll with Velcro(I kid) No i leave my shoes untied... always.

12. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG? IWRESTLEDABEARONCE

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM? Blue

14. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE? If they're a bigger douchebag than i.

15. RED OR PINK? Pink.

16. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF? Messed up sense of humour.

17. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST? DJ Jazzy Jeff

19. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING? Not wearing pants right now but my shoes are white.

20. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? Your mother.

21. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? Kanye West.

22. IF YOU WHERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? Blurple.

23. FAVORITE SMELLS? Bleach.

24. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? My Boss.

25. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU? I could definitely spend the rest of my life with Gothmog on some country farm and live off the land. Where we'd raise cattle and sit out on the porch in rocking chairs remincising about days gone by. :):)

26. FAVORITE SPORTS TO WATCH? Football

27. HAIR COLOR? Black

28. EYE COLOR? Brown

29. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? No

30. FAVORITE FOOD? 5 dolla chiken wangz.

31. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS? Happy Endings :):)<3

32. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED? Texas Chainsaw Massacre

34. HUGS OR KISSES? Hugs cant give you herpes. Enough said.

35. FAVORITE DESSERT? Your mother.

36. MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND? Will Smith, he'll do anything to advertise his new movie.

37. LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND? Steve Irwin

38. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW? The BFG

39. WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? Rampage Jackson

40. WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON TV LAST NIGHT? Football

41. FAVORITE SOUND? The Sound of a childs laughter :):)

42. ROLLING STONES OR BEATLES? Beatles

43. WHAT IS THE FARTHEST YOU HAVE BEEN FROM HOME? Spain? I think.

44. DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT? Can lick my elbow and do a backflip at the same time. I'm waiting on that one moment when that will be helpful in a situation.

45. WHERE WERE YOU BORN? Southampton, England

46.WHOSE ANSWERS ARE YOU LOOKING FORWARD TO GETTING BACK? Yours.
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Yo soy de El Salvador. :D


Yo soy de Espana. De verdad.
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I have a no-more-than-two-spanish-sentences policy in-game and in-forums, so yeah it's true. I hate spanish.
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Americans. Are you seeing a pattern yet?
Sure. A pattern of people not knowing languages.

Let's try it this way.

American language:English language::Mexican language:Spanish language.

In other words, they don't exist. It would be more correct to say

American dialect:English language::Mexican dialect:Spanish language.
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What aboot a Canadian dialect, eh?
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The difference between a dialect and language is arbitrary, but in the case of Mexican to Spanish, the two "dialects" are different enough that it is frequently better to consider them as separate languages.
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The difference between a dialect and language is arbitrary, but in the case of Mexican to Spanish, the two "dialects" are different enough that it is frequently better to consider them as separate languages.


That's is true. In Spain, the c is pronounced a 'th' while in Mexican its pronounced as a 's'.
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The difference between a dialect and language is arbitrary, but in the case of Mexican to Spanish, the two "dialects" are different enough that it is frequently better to consider them as separate languages.

Exactly.

Mogs, you really are being overly sensitive on the issue. <3
Think about the Chinese language and how many dialects there are. It's "Mandarin" not "the Chinese dialect of Mandarin"
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I didn't know that was a language!

Spanish, Mexican dialect. You'll have to ignore the ignorant racists.

It's not racist. Here we call it Mexican, cause it's not the same language. We have Spanish teachers (from Spain, that speak Spanish) and we have Hispanic teachers that speak Mexican, as do our students. It's a completely legitimate statement.


We British have the same issues with American "english".
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