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Gothmog1065
Joined: Apr 12, 2004 Posts: 11556 Status: Offline |
I know you people hate these things, but I have a feeling that some of you may be able to make this funny as hell. I'm going to screw it up first though. Directions! Now, MY ANSWERS: 1. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? A scuppering clown. Don't ask or I'll have to kill you. 2. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED? When you left me baby.. 3. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA 4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? The kind that isn't out of date yet. 5. DO YOU HAVE KIDS? I did, but I ate them. No it's not like that, freaks. 6. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? maybe 7. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT? Of course not, why would I do something like that? 8. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS? I couldn't play hockey without them.. 9. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? There would probably be a mess on me afterward, but yes. 10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? Grits baby. 11. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF? If I didn't on some, I'd have to cut them off. 12. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG? *kisses his guns* 13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM? Moose Tracks 14. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE? Breasts. Even Springheels >.> 15. RED OR PINK? Pink. Of the Hot variety. 16. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF? You. 17. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST? Urmom 19. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING? Jeans. Blue. And my skin. 20. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? Dominhoes. 21. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? Some crap on SJ's computer. 22. IF YOU WHERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? The kind that makes kids vomit when they eat them. 23. FAVORITE SMELLS? I can't say. 24. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? Um. Some chick's dad... >.> 26. FAVORITE SPORTS TO WATCH? Left turn. Left turn. Left turn... 27. HAIR COLOR? Brown. 28. EYE COLOR? They change. 29. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? Can't. 30. FAVORITE FOOD? The kind you eat. 31. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS? Scary. 32. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED. Mulan. SJ made me do it. 34. HUGS OR KISSES? Kisses, der. 35. FAVORITE DESSERT? That kind. 37. LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND? 38. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW? Run Spot Run 39. WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? Some writing on an envelope. 40. WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON TV LAST NIGHT? What the hell is a TV? 41. FAVORITE SOUND? *coughs* 42. ROLLING STONES OR BEATLES? Rolling Stones. 43. WHAT IS THE FARTHEST YOU HAVE BEEN FROM HOME? Toronto, eh? 44. DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT? You really don't want to know. 45. WHERE WERE YOU BORN? BFE ----------------------------------------
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Quitex
Joined: Oct 9, 2006 Posts: 7970 Status: Offline |
1. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? Yes, Jean Pierre is the name of Jesus' two favorite Apostles 2. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED? Yesterday 3. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? Yes I do 4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? Any, including Liver. 5. DO YOU HAVE KIDS? No(t that I know of) 6. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? Depends on where I meet myself. 7. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT? Not really, for real. 8. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS? tonwut? 9. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? YEAH BITCH! 10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? Anything sugary. 11. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF? Nope! 12. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG? Not really :( 13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM? Oreo Ice Cream :D 14. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE? In girls: their clothes and hair. In boys: EVERYTHING. 15. RED OR PINK? Red. 16. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF? my jealousy and hot temper. 17. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST? my HS friends :( 19. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING? Blue jeans and black sandals. 20. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? Spaghetti 21. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? A interview about El Salvador's election and imminent fraud. 22. IF YOU WHERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? Black. 23. FAVORITE SMELLS? a lot of them, can't mention a favorite. 24. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? a classmate, about schoolwork. 25. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU? I actually like you a lot, Goth. You make me lol most of the times. 26. FAVORITE SPORTS TO WATCH? NONE. 27. HAIR COLOR? Dark Brown but looks Black most of the times 28. EYE COLOR? Brown. 29. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? Can't afford them. Not even the joke ones. 30. FAVORITE FOOD? Lasagna. 31. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS? Any. 32. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED. TWILIGHTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT omg omg omg omg all of the boys there are so hot. 34. HUGS OR KISSES? Haven't kissed ever, so I'd say any. 35. FAVORITE DESSERT? It would be sex, but besides that kind of dessert... cheesecake. 37. LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND? 38. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW? None. 39. WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? My mouse. 40. WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON TV LAST NIGHT? Nothing. 41. FAVORITE SOUND? Pop music. 42. ROLLING STONES OR BEATLES? Pass. 43. WHAT IS THE FARTHEST YOU HAVE BEEN FROM HOME? not too far away. 44. DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT? I'm a spoke person by birth. 45. WHERE WERE YOU BORN? El Salvador- 46.WHOSE ANSWERS ARE YOU LOOKING FORWARD TO GETTING BACK? Any OM's. ---------------------------------------- Quitex, everywhere.
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OdorOfFrodo
Joined: Jan 6, 2007 Posts: 4423 Status: Offline |
1. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? No, my parents picked my name out of a baby book. 2. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED? I don't feel comfortable answering this question. Plus I don't remember. 3. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? Not in particular. It's nice that I'm the only one that can read it. 4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? Pepperoni. 5. DO YOU HAVE KIDS? Not yet. I love kids. (Not that way, you sick people, you.) 6. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? Highly unlikely. 7. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT? Yes. 8. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS? Yes. 9. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? No, I'm afraid of heights. 10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? Froot Loops (it's not Fruit Loops, people). 11. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF? No. Never. 12. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG? Compared to what? No, not really. 13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM? Plain vanillla 14. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE? Eyes, I would guess. 15. RED OR PINK? Red edges out pink. 16. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF? I dislike my feet. They're too big. 17. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST? My baba. 18. 19. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING? Blue jeans. Why would I wear shoes inside? 20. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? Teriyaki chicken, mashed potatoes, creamed corn and cucumber salad. 21. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? Nothing. The sound of my typing, I guess. 22. IF YOU WHERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? Blue? 23. FAVORITE SMELLS? I enjoy the smell of farmer sausage. 24. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? My damn sister. 25. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU? This Gothmog character makes me suspicious. 26. FAVORITE SPORTS TO WATCH? Soccer. 27. HAIR COLOR? Brown. 28. EYE COLOR? Blue. Speckled, to be exact. 29. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? Nothing touches my eyes. 30. FAVORITE FOOD? Burger and fries. 31. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS? Scary movies with a happy ending. 32. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED. Army of Darkness. 34. HUGS OR KISSES? Kisses, though hugs have their charm. 35. FAVORITE DESSERT? Oatmealbuds. 38. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW? Feet of Clay (again), Leviathan, Strata, and Sexing the Cherry (school) 39. WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? Uh...it's blue. With a little Belkin logo. 40. WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON TV LAST NIGHT? Ghost Whisperer. Against my wishes. 41. FAVORITE SOUND? NSFW-related. 42. ROLLING STONES OR BEATLES? Beatles. 43. WHAT IS THE FARTHEST YOU HAVE BEEN FROM HOME? Prince Edward Island, eh? 44. DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT? I can do this weird thing with the side of my hands (very non-descript, I know). And I can snap my fingers in a rapid-fire fashion. 45. WHERE WERE YOU BORN? Saint Boniface Hospital ---------------------------------------- Ecavatar by Ecastasy!
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Erfan
Joined: Apr 2, 2005 Posts: 7546 Status: Offline |
1. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? Apparently, I was named for a Beatles song. My middle name is my paternal grandmother's name. 2. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED? My boss infuriated me and I was upset about it. 3. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? When I can read it. 4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? Roast beef 5. DO YOU HAVE KIDS? My cats and my dog. 6. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? Hell yeah 7. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT? Not at all 8. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS? Lame joke, Mogs. And I got mine out when I was three. 9. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? Something about plummeting weightless to the ground, with nothing but an overgrown rubber band to save you, sounds like a BAD IDEA to me. 10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? currently, Blueberry Special K 11. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF? Not unless I have to, which I know is very bad for them. 12. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG? I know I used to be 13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM? Green Tea 14. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE? Eyes and/or hair, depending on the direction I see them from. 15. RED OR PINK? Redheads. 16. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF? The fact that I'm not as skinny as I used to be. 17. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST? Mogs' mom 19. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING? n/a 20. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? DiGiorno pizza 21. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? Some cartoon on tv 22. IF YOU WHERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? silver, the shiny kind. 23. FAVORITE SMELLS? my new soap is pretty awesome. 24. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? My mommy :) 25. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU? I accept Mogs for who he is. 26. FAVORITE SPORTS TO WATCH? Baseball 27. HAIR COLOR? Red 28. EYE COLOR? All of them. 29. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? Nope 30. FAVORITE FOOD? any that taste good 31. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS? Comedies 32. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED. American Teen, the documentary. It's very cool 34. HUGS OR KISSES? Depends on who they're from. 35. FAVORITE DESSERT? The Chambord souffle from Off Vine... which burned down... *cry* 37. LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND? 38. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW? My textbooks 39. WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? It's a free advertising gift from California Office Supplies 40. WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON TV LAST NIGHT? a lot of things, but most of them were reality shows I'm embarrassed to admit that I watch. 41. FAVORITE SOUND? good music 42. ROLLING STONES OR BEATLES? Rolling Stones. 43. WHAT IS THE FARTHEST YOU HAVE BEEN FROM HOME? New York 44. DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT? I'm a pretty good singer. 45. WHERE WERE YOU BORN? Queen of the Valley hospital in West Covina, on a hellishly stormy night. ----------------------------------------
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Zandia
Joined: Aug 30, 2006 Posts: 1152 Status: Offline |
1. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? No. I was named after an object: Candy. 2. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED? This morning. I turned on the TV and saw the Pedro movie being screened to the cast of RW. I couldn't help but thinking that the actor playing Pedro was really bad, and the movie looked like it would be very preachy, but I let out a few tears nontheless. 3. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? I have excellent and legible print, but my hanwriting varies depending on mood. 4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? Chicken. 5. DO YOU HAVE KIDS? No. 6. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? Probably not. I prefer people that would be able to expand my horizons, not affirm the same ol' same ol'. 7. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT? Me? NEVER! 8. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS? I've never had the pleasure of eating all the ice cream and jello my little heart desired. 9. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? I wouldn't appreciate the whiplash. I would however skydive. 10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? Ewww. None. 11. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF? No. 12. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG? I can leg press/squat over 200 lbs, but my upper body is just flimsy. 13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM? Rocky road. 14. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE? Shoes. 15. RED OR PINK? Normally I would have said red, but I'm starting to abandon my tomboy image and started embracing pink. Zomg! I'm wearing a pink polo right now! 16. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF? That I give off a cold or stuck up impression at first, even though when people get to know me they tell me I'm the nicest person EVA! 17. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST? School friends I've lost touch with. 19. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING? Dark grey Dickies and white socks...no shoes. 20. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? Cheese steak 21. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? The water filter running in my fish tank. 22. IF YOU WHERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? Lilac. 23. FAVORITE SMELLS? The smell of the face powder I used to wear when I was younger. I don't wear make-up now, but the smell takes me back to more innocent times. =DDDD 24. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? My husband. 26. FAVORITE SPORTS TO WATCH? Strongman competitions & wrestling (even if it's fake, yay for men in skimpy outfits!) 27. HAIR COLOR? Dark Brown. 28. EYE COLOR? Black. 29. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? Yes 30. FAVORITE FOOD? Mushroom soup. 31. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS? Happy. 32. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED. In a theater? Coraline. 34. HUGS OR KISSES? Hugs. 35. FAVORITE DESSERT? Frozen bananas with almonds. 37. LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND? 38. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW? I just finished reading A Version of the Truth, but my order of Day Shift Werewolf(written in three days!) should be here by Monday. 39. WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? No mouspads here. 40. WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON TV LAST NIGHT? I can't remember, but it was probably some reality show on VH1 or MTV. 41. FAVORITE SOUND? The twitter of the little birds nesting on the eves of my porch. 42. ROLLING STONES OR BEATLES? Beatles 43. WHAT IS THE FARTHEST YOU HAVE BEEN FROM HOME? Poland. 44. DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT? I can play the viola. 45. WHERE WERE YOU BORN? Distrito Federal ---------------------------------------- Teh Eighth |
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Quitex
Joined: Oct 9, 2006 Posts: 7970 Status: Offline |
Hola Zandi you're mexican? THAT MEANS YOU SPEAK MEXICAN TOO? zomg. ---------------------------------------- Quitex, everywhere.
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Zandia
Joined: Aug 30, 2006 Posts: 1152 Status: Offline |
I didn't know that was a language! ---------------------------------------- Teh Eighth |
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Quitex
Joined: Oct 9, 2006 Posts: 7970 Status: Offline |
Shocker. :) ---------------------------------------- Quitex, everywhere.
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Gothmog1065
Joined: Apr 12, 2004 Posts: 11556 Status: Offline |
Spanish, Mexican dialect. You'll have to ignore the ignorant racists. ----------------------------------------
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CKShinrai
Joined: Sep 7, 2003 Posts: 3898 Status: Offline |
I think the Mexican reference was tongue-in-cheek (if in poor taste) ----------------------------------------
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Gothmog1065
Joined: Apr 12, 2004 Posts: 11556 Status: Offline |
You do know where Q's from, right? ----------------------------------------
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ALF71BE
Joined: Dec 28, 2005 Posts: 873 Status: Offline |
---------------------------------------- Thomas Aquinas, on playing Y!PP:
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Erfan
Joined: Apr 2, 2005 Posts: 7546 Status: Offline |
It's not racist. Here we call it Mexican, cause it's not the same language. We have Spanish teachers (from Spain, that speak Spanish) and we have Hispanic teachers that speak Mexican, as do our students. It's a completely legitimate statement. ----------------------------------------
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tigrisiggy
Joined: Oct 13, 2005 Posts: 610 Status: Offline |
1. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? Someone? No, something? Yes. Cader Idris in Wales 2. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED? Father's funeral 3. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? I do, but my lecturer hates it 4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? All types? 5. DO YOU HAVE KIDS? Depends on whether that woman in Japan was wearing a condom 6. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? If i had an amazing knack to live with sarcasm 7. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT? Of course not (Hint: Note the sarcasm 8. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS? I hope i do 9. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? Hell yeah! 10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? Crunchy Nut!!! 11. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF? Nope! 12. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG? Kind of 13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM? Strawberry cheesecake 14. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE? In girls: chest size and personality In boys: chest size, personality and how much of a drinker they are 15. RED OR PINK? Pink 16. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF? My sarcasm 17. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST? My father 19. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING? Blue 3/4's and sandals, if i can find them 20. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? Cereal at 4PM 21. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? Well the song changed, but it was Three Days Grace, now it's I'm Sorry I haven't a Clue 22. IF YOU WHERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? White, just to be akward 23. FAVORITE SMELLS? PETROL!!! 24. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? pizza Delivery dude 25. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU? Montag rocks my socks 26. FAVORITE SPORTS TO WATCH? Rubgy 27. HAIR COLOR? Dark Brown with silvery highlights 28. EYE COLOR? Brown. 29. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? Nope 30. FAVORITE FOOD? Sushi and Cereal 31. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS? Sad endings 32. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED? Bad Boys 2 34. HUGS OR KISSES? Kiss 35. FAVORITE DESSERT? Ice-cream 36.MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND? Jesus? 37. LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND? The devil 38. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW? Too many 39. WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? Real mean don't use a mousepad 40. WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON TV LAST NIGHT? Scrubs 41. FAVORITE SOUND? Rock 42. ROLLING STONES OR BEATLES? I'm sorry, who? 43. WHAT IS THE FARTHEST YOU HAVE BEEN FROM HOME? Japan 44. DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT? Apprently i'm damn good in bed, i'd sleep for hours. Seriously, no idea 45. WHERE WERE YOU BORN? England 46.WHOSE ANSWERS ARE YOU LOOKING FORWARD TO GETTING BACK? Soul's or Boi's, just so that i can hold it over them ----------------------------------------
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Quitex
Joined: Oct 9, 2006 Posts: 7970 Status: Offline |
It was sarcasm, due to the fact that 75% of the stupid ignorant US citizens thinks that everyone that talks Spanish is Mexican. Yo soy de El Salvador. :D ---------------------------------------- Quitex, everywhere.
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joyce2000
Joined: Jan 12, 2007 Posts: 167 Status: Offline |
I think I might be missing something here.... ---------------------------------------- Desk Cobalt, and somtimes other oceans
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Quitex
Joined: Oct 9, 2006 Posts: 7970 Status: Offline |
And I present to you: Female Condoms!  It works the same as a normal condom, just for the ladies (put it inside of your.... before he inserts his...) but they are more likely to break and they can be quite comfortable. If you want to know about them, go google "Female Condoms" :) ---------------------------------------- Quitex, everywhere.
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joyce2000
Joined: Jan 12, 2007 Posts: 167 Status: Offline |
Oh I learned about female condoms way back in health class. But I can definitly say they arnt the first thing to come to mind when the topic of someone wearing a condom comes up. ---------------------------------------- Desk Cobalt, and somtimes other oceans
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Gothmog1065
Joined: Apr 12, 2004 Posts: 11556 Status: Offline |
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barrelmonkey
Joined: Mar 13, 2005 Posts: 3745 Status: Offline |
Americans. Are you seeing a pattern yet? |
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Lotus_elise3
Joined: Feb 9, 2005 Posts: 2299 Status: Offline |
1. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? The guy it turned out my mother cheated on my father with. 2. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED? 24th April 1997, 2:45PM GMT. 3. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? No, i've actually seen someone write better than me using a pen between their buttcheeks. True story. 4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? Cow. 5. DO YOU HAVE KIDS? I like to call em' Crib Midgets and no i don't have any. Unless you count Madeline but noone knows i have her. 6. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? Definitely not. Avoid at all cost. 7. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT? Not at all, ever. 8. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS? I hope so... for a long time i thought they were what you used to pick up burgers and things on a barbecue. Also a true story. 9. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? I think the question is... would you? 10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? Frosties. Tony the Tiger is the man. 11. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF? I roll with Velcro(I kid) No i leave my shoes untied... always. 12. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG? IWRESTLEDABEARONCE 13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM? Blue 14. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE? If they're a bigger douchebag than i. 15. RED OR PINK? Pink. 16. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF? Messed up sense of humour. 17. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST? DJ Jazzy Jeff 19. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING? Not wearing pants right now but my shoes are white. 20. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? Your mother. 21. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? Kanye West. 22. IF YOU WHERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? Blurple. 23. FAVORITE SMELLS? Bleach. 24. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? My Boss. 25. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU? I could definitely spend the rest of my life with Gothmog on some country farm and live off the land. Where we'd raise cattle and sit out on the porch in rocking chairs remincising about days gone by. :):) 26. FAVORITE SPORTS TO WATCH? Football 27. HAIR COLOR? Black 28. EYE COLOR? Brown 29. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? No 30. FAVORITE FOOD? 5 dolla chiken wangz. 31. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS? Happy Endings :):)<3 32. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED? Texas Chainsaw Massacre 34. HUGS OR KISSES? Hugs cant give you herpes. Enough said. 35. FAVORITE DESSERT? Your mother. 36. MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND? Will Smith, he'll do anything to advertise his new movie. 37. LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND? Steve Irwin 38. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW? The BFG 39. WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? Rampage Jackson 40. WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON TV LAST NIGHT? Football 41. FAVORITE SOUND? The Sound of a childs laughter :):) 42. ROLLING STONES OR BEATLES? Beatles 43. WHAT IS THE FARTHEST YOU HAVE BEEN FROM HOME? Spain? I think. 44. DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT? Can lick my elbow and do a backflip at the same time. I'm waiting on that one moment when that will be helpful in a situation. 45. WHERE WERE YOU BORN? Southampton, England 46.WHOSE ANSWERS ARE YOU LOOKING FORWARD TO GETTING BACK? Yours. ---------------------------------------- Antix Captain of Inglorious Bastards |
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freedomers
 Joined: Jan 19, 2007 Posts: 427 Status: Offline |
Yo soy de Espana. De verdad. ---------------------------------------- Swimchamp on Hunta' Haha... No. |
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Quitex
Joined: Oct 9, 2006 Posts: 7970 Status: Offline |
I have a no-more-than-two-spanish-sentences policy in-game and in-forums, so yeah it's true. I hate spanish. ---------------------------------------- Quitex, everywhere.
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Gothmog1065
Joined: Apr 12, 2004 Posts: 11556 Status: Offline |
Let's try it this way. American language:English language::Mexican language:Spanish language. In other words, they don't exist. It would be more correct to say American dialect:English language::Mexican dialect:Spanish language. ----------------------------------------
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Inschato
Joined: May 31, 2006 Posts: 3527 Status: Offline |
What aboot a Canadian dialect, eh? ---------------------------------------- -Undisputed Overlord of the Emerald Ocean |
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barrelmonkey
Joined: Mar 13, 2005 Posts: 3745 Status: Offline |
The difference between a dialect and language is arbitrary, but in the case of Mexican to Spanish, the two "dialects" are different enough that it is frequently better to consider them as separate languages. |
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freedomers
Joined: Jan 19, 2007 Posts: 427 Status: Offline |
That's is true. In Spain, the c is pronounced a 'th' while in Mexican its pronounced as a 's'. ---------------------------------------- Swimchamp on Hunta' Haha... No. |
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Erfan
Joined: Apr 2, 2005 Posts: 7546 Status: Offline |
Exactly. Mogs, you really are being overly sensitive on the issue. <3 Think about the Chinese language and how many dialects there are. It's "Mandarin" not "the Chinese dialect of Mandarin" ----------------------------------------
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Quitex
Joined: Oct 9, 2006 Posts: 7970 Status: Offline |
DERAIL +++ ---------------------------------------- Quitex, everywhere.
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Dylan
Joined: Jul 21, 2003 Posts: 9963 Status: Offline |
We British have the same issues with American "english". |
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