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It is honeybaked. This is not some poncey Euro-ham. You cannot buy this at Harrah's. It is not a hybrid, nor does it vacation in Dubai. It comes with a side of 91 Octane, .375 H&H, 36DD Americana.

So far, the vote stands at:

Yes: 11
No: 7
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Pretty sure I'm the first yes vote, but I can't reasonably answer no to the question "Do you want a delicious ham?" At least, not without being communist. And I'm no commie.
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'i' prefer apples
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Everyone knows apples are communistic.

The real fruit of capitalism is ham.
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It is delicious ham. You must eat it.
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Oh my.

I must answer yes.

I may regret it later, but I can't turn down a good ham.
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It looks like ass.

Noty.
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It looks like ass.

Noty.


Surely you mean Nyet, comrade...
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Nyet, when it loaded I could swear I was looking at StuManchu's rear end.
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what's Commie-speak for "I prefer my pork in the form of Bacon, comrade"?
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mmmm bacon....
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Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No!
Homer: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal!
Homer: Heh-heh-heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.

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what's Commie-speak for "I prefer my pork in the form of Bacon, comrade"?


Nyet! In Soviet Russia,I prefer bacon!Stupid American!

That it?
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what's Commie-speak for "I prefer my pork in the form of Bacon, comrade"?


Nyet! In Soviet Russia,I prefer bacon!Stupid American!

That it?

I think you're meant to mention your stranglehold on the supply of oil and gas to the Western capitalists' outposts in Europe somewhere along the line.
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In Soviet Russia, you prefer bacon in the form of pork!
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For Glorious Republik of People:

Bacon best when combination lettuce and tomato. Like forefathers in days past. Great prosperity to one who does this.
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In Soviet Russia, ham eats YOU! amidoinitrite?
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God, do I hate Yakov Smirnoff.

I'm pretty sure that's not even his real name.

Edit: It isn't.
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Ham and bacon are not mutually exclusive.
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I do not like ham in the form pictures. Proscuitto (sp?) is delicious, though.
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Prosciutto. Yes. Very much so.
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Is this some sort of trick question? I'm afraid to even answer...
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Is this some sort of trick question? I'm afraid to even answer...


In Soviet Russia, question tricks...

Oh forget it.

(I vote yes by the way.)
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Only if it's Honeybaked. With sides of mac and cheese and potato salad.
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If you put "burger" on the end of that ham, with some cheese, I'm willing to negotiate.

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Nyet, when it loaded I could swear I was looking at StuManchu's rear end.


But why did you vote no?

I say "HELLS YES".
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You know all the calories that are in that damn dead pig?
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You know all the calories that are in that damn dead pig?

Yep, and we need to get them all out, as fast as we can before they start rotting away!
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