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Notice to competitors:
You are hereby reminded that the Conquistador of Teal will be in attendance. The Conquistador of Teal (CoT) will leave the tournament with a pet squid. He will likely name it Cthbert.
As it is widely known that the CoT is the pinnacle of the pirating form, he encourages all other pirates in good standing to come to the tournament either as a Worthy Victim (WV) or as a member of a Cheering Throng. (CT) Special consideration will be given to CTs that contain a high proportion of Comely Lasses*. (CL) WVs will be given a clean, educational defeat, and a lovely parting gift.
The Committee of People Concerned About the Conquistador of Teal Kicking Your Booty (CoPCAtCoTCYB)
[size=7]* - Protection of CLs virtue not guaranteed.
It's seven leagues to Turtle Island. We've got a full cask of rum, half a keg of gunpowder, it's dark, and we're wearing eyepatches. Hit it.
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