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Good morning campers! It's the weekend, which means it's prime time for me to stage a hostile takeover guest-host the first weekend Daily Doodle of 2006. You've got until midnight (pirate time) Sunday for this doodle. General rules will apply.

Many times this year, I've read the forums and found myself wondering what exactly some of you have eaten for breakfast that's inspired you to post what you did. Personally, I enjoy warm, crunchy toast. And I know I'm not the only one who likes toast. Some people love toast so much they claim to see things in their toast. And they then sell these pieces of toast on eBay for ridiculous amounts of money to another toast lover. See where I'm going with this?

I'd like to know what piratey visions you guys see in your toast. So that's your challenge for the weekend. Make toast. But not just any toast. I know, you're thinking that 2 days isn't enough time. These mysterious toast images don't just appear to anyone, and there's no guarantee that they'll happen this weekend. So you have my permission to "encourage" these images to come out, in fact, that's exactly what I'd like you to do. You should start with one piece of bread, and create your masterpiece either pre or post-toasting and then take a picture of it and post it (or a link) here in this thread along with your pirate name and ocean. One slice per pirate, please.

How can you create a piratey toast masterpiece? Here is a handy guide to a method involving butter. You could build a Zuse. You could also try imprinting or stamping something into your bread before toasting, like this device. Or you could use food coloring, strategically scrape off burnt parts, or whatever else works for you. Surprise me. It would be nice if the toast is still edible, but it's not mandatory.

If you do not have a toaster, or if your toaster is off-limits, you may make digital toast with a program of your choice (artRage, Paint, etc.), somehow create a picture on it, and post that as your entry. It's up to you how you create this. I will tell you that digital toast will need to be sufficiently compelling in order to stand toe to toe with the real stuff.

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An explanatory note: The linked references are not meant to offend or be blasphemous in any way. These just happened to be the best examples.

A cautionary note: Do be careful, and do not do anything that could cause harm or burnination to yourself or others. Do not put anything in your toaster that does not belong there. Fire bad.
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Can i make something like the pyramid of toast(large pile of toast making a pyramid)? Can I make puzzle toast??? etc..??
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Here's my entry:

CLEAVER TOAST!



( Note to Glaucus: you didn't specify image size... :P )
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Glaucus, should we specify if our entry is digitally made or home-made? I can definitely see a reason for knowing if the toast was made through a paint type program versus the real thing.
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Good way to get my coocking skills up (and creativity ^^)!
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<3 Glaucus

Now, may I use any piece of carby goodness that inspires me? Perhaps I would like to lay my image out on a hunk of Ciabatta. Or maybe I find a perfect medium in the flakey goodness of (half) a Croissant. Would that be okay? I'm sure someone out there toasts their Croissant before eating it...

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Little bit of dark apple butter, a dab of strawberry jelly..

TA DA!... My Red Monkey ON TOAST!


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Ahw darn it... Is it one slice of toast only that is allowed?


Well... hmm because i just used a whole loaf to create a magnificent piratey masterpiece! Ahh well.. might post it anyway and if it's not allowed then i can enter with one slice.
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Can i make something like the pyramid of toast(large pile of toast making a pyramid)? Can I make puzzle toast??? etc..??

I swear I put it in the original post, but in case it's not clear, One slice of bread only, please. If you want to take it apart to make a pyramid or something else, I suppose you could. If you've already made something with multiple pieces of bread, post it somewhere else so I can admire it!
 
Glaucus, should we specify if our entry is digitally made or home-made? I can definitely see a reason for knowing if the toast was made through a paint type program versus the real thing.

Sure, why not?
 
Now, may I use any piece of carby goodness that inspires me? Perhaps I would like to lay my image out on a hunk of Ciabatta. Or maybe I find a perfect medium in the flakey goodness of (half) a Croissant. Would that be okay? I'm sure someone out there toasts their Croissant before eating it...

Aye, I'm aware bread is broad term. I would strongly prefer the more conventional stuff, so I believe ciabatta would qualify, but croissants are pretty iffy.

Less questions, more toast! Speaking of which, I'm hungry.
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If you've already made something with multiple pieces of bread, post it somewhere else so I can admire it!



Where would you like this to be?
I'll post my masterpiece for general entertainment.
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If you've already made something with multiple pieces of bread, post it somewhere else so I can admire it!


Where would you like this to be?
I'll post my masterpiece for general entertainment.


In Mariner's Muse, Mate. That's where all things arrrrtsy and creative arrr posted.

If you create a thread about bread, I'll post how I did the Cleaver Toast using a printout of his photo, exacto knives, aluminum foil, and a barbecue lighter torch.
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Thanks, im a forum greenie. >.<
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Glaucus, can you confirm something for me? I was at the store last night, and in the bakery section [wooo, bread!], I found like the coolest bread ever. However, I didn't know if just taking a loaf of french and cutting it lengthwise would still qualify as a "slice of toast".

Errr... example. (------------) <-- a very bad loaf of bread, but still. If I cut on the line and used all that for my scene, yes, no, disqualified?
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If you create a thread about bread, I'll post how I did the Cleaver Toast using a printout of his photo, exacto knives, aluminum foil, and a barbecue lighter torch.

You sure about that? Seems entirely digital to me, especially since your bread is the exact photo here minus the skull and crossbones, oh and flipped horizontally.


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When I woke up this afternoon, the last thing I expected was the find a message in my toast. But there it was! All white and outlined in brown.. I knew it could only mean one thing: Glaucus was thinking about breakfast.

Here is the Prophetic Toast
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If you create a thread about bread, I'll post how I did the Cleaver Toast using a printout of his photo, exacto knives, aluminum foil, and a barbecue lighter torch.

You sure about that? Seems entirely digital to me, especially since your bread is the exact photo here minus the skull and crossbones, oh and flipped horizontally.

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Join the club of people who don't get my weird sense of humor. :P

 
If you do not have a toaster, or if your toaster is off-limits, you may make digital toast with a program of your choice (artRage, Paint, etc.), somehow create a picture on it, and post that as your entry. It's up to you how you create this. I will tell you that digital toast will need to be sufficiently compelling in order to stand toe to toe with the real stuff.

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Toast that all pirates can enjoy:

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I absoloutly hate toast, so i see the devil in it,

Photoshopped,
(my first photoshopped thing ever done by me :D)
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Ok so after my masterpiece ( http://forums.puzzlepirates.com/community/mvnforum/viewthread?thread=3449&offset=560 ) i was quite disappointed i couldnt use it, and couldnt even think of something to do for a single slice. But with what little time, imagination and bread i hadn't already used up i managed to come up with something..



So i got a hook after some sinky sinky fun... would rather of had an eye-patch and only being human was slightly disappointed.
I never thought the ungreatfullness would come back and haunt me though! And not only in my dreams.... but after i woke too!!


entry: http://i14.tinypic.com/4cxannt.jpg
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>.>

Well, attempts 1, 2 and 3 failed....
Said attempts were being disposed of (eaten) while attempt 4 was being contemplated.....
Daughter woke up from late nap and sat on loaf of bread (Ya, I was dumb enough to put it in a chair)...
So I present to you attempt #4, and believe you me there is no digital enhancement here!!


Yep, its nose toast.
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One morning when you least expect it, your worst nightmare will come true...

Beware the Jelly Roger!


100% edible - no digital remastering here :D

oops forgot my ingredients:
One slice of English Muffin Bread Toast
Strawberry Jelly
Peanut Butter (gotta have peanut butter!)
Melted mini-chocolate bar
One slightly used pun (of my own making) that didn't place in a different contest
YUMMY!!
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this is just...weird... /e still goes to see if she can find the toaster...
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Pirate name: Sharkiez
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Be afraid! be very afraid! The spirit of the toast is coming to get you for harassing them! Stop putting jams and butter on them! Stop buning them!They are gonna get you at night when you are least expected! muahahaha!

Note: This bread has been torture by me and has been mutated into a puzzle shaped with shiny jammy eye and mouth.

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I give you CRABBY TOAST! ^.^ I feel certifiably insane 'bout now for branding my toast but heh, all in good fun.


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This was crazily hard to do, and being a person who hates waste - I seem to have lived on toast all day. We are half a loaf poorer!

Finally after multi experiments and finally hitting pay dirt with alfoil

I present to you

The Toast Ship - El Pollo Blanco


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http://img171.imageshack.us/my.php?image=013kh8.jpg

the monkey's revenge..

Jedoy of midnight ocean..

(i didn't do any phoo thingy editing since i don't knwo how to do it.. )


it is edible ^_______^

but.. beware of teh bitter taste because the monkey's burned.
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[Pirate]: TheRunt
[Ocean]: Cobalt

I toasted this yesterday morning, but I couldn't get to my dad's digital camera until now.

It is great reverence that I present...

A five seed treasure chest under a toasty palm tree...

Oh, and no digital trickery was involved in the production of this picture.
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Pirate: Yetidave
Ocean: Midnight

Ingredients
One slice of Hovis square white medium sliced bread

Tools
Blow torch
Hot wire (heated via blow torch)

Edible?
Depends on how hungry you are...


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