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It won't be long until we have them /tell'ing you thusy: "16/f/cali u?" Or just plain: "A/s/l?"

My life will then have come full circle as we'll have reproduced the IRC Hell where I started on the 'net. Maybe we can name one island #chatzone. Pleeeeease?
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Cedric wrote: 
It won't be long until we have them /tell'ing you thusy: "16/f/cali u?" Or just plain: "A/s/l?"

My life will then have come full circle as we'll have reproduced the IRC Hell where I started on the 'net. Maybe we can name one island #chatzone. Pleeeeease?


Nooooooooooo......
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And so it was written, thusly, one island was named Fifty-four.

And behold, Diamondblade beheld this, and said, "Tartin'"

Alas, 'twas Not To Be, as it was An Eighties Reference.

Lo, it was a sad day in Emerald, for Diamondblade was Wrong.
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Cedric wrote: 
It won't be long until we have them /tell'ing you thusy: "16/f/cali u?" Or just plain: "A/s/l?"

My life will then have come full circle as we'll have reproduced the IRC Hell where I started on the 'net. Maybe we can name one island #chatzone. Pleeeeease?


Happened to me right before logging last night.

SomeRandomChick tells you: A/S/L?
Gribble: Huh?
SRC: Age/sex/location?
Gribble: 37/male/my house, about to hit the sack
Gribble: Married with 4 kids, no desire to pretend to be a 13 year old chick (I was hoping that that might turn her off immediately)
SRC: So u don't wanna chat with a 26 f/ dc?
Gribble: No, I have work early

/logout

I don't want or need fake sex. I don't want to get into some wacko private conversation with this girl about her cats or whatever. When I play the game, I want to be a (funny) pirate. Plunder stuff, sail about and banter with other folk in a piratey manner.

Yarrrr!
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Next time, I think I'll have to say "This isn't Smooch! Datin Pirates".

Although, it is quite fun to make Rocky Horror Picture Show references if someone asks you "ASL???".
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Some greenie Hotchickie(something like that) asked me to sleep with her. -_-


*sighs*

Hotchick and Hotboi, why they play this game, nobody knows.
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Besides, what would the puzzle for that look like....

/em blush

Nevermind.
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And you just know that if there were such a puzzle, everyone would claim to be Weighty/Legendary at it.
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KickahaOta wrote: 
And you just know that if there were such a puzzle, everyone would claim to be Weighty/Legendary at it.


And some of us WOULD be...*evil grin*.
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muffy wrote: 
KickahaOta wrote: 
And you just know that if there were such a puzzle, everyone would claim to be Weighty/Legendary at it.


And some of us WOULD be...*evil grin*.


I would be the first to break upwards of Ultimate ;)
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Yeah, but did you get there by "challenging" bots?

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peterdoubt wrote: 
Yeah, but did you get there by "challenging" bots?

PeterDread


*snicker*...oh, dear, think of the lines waiting to "challenge"..and how exhausted the poor bots would be...
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muffy wrote: 
peterdoubt wrote: 
Yeah, but did you get there by "challenging" bots?

PeterDread


*snicker*...oh, dear, think of the lines waiting to "challenge"..and how exhausted the poor bots would be...


Curious Hands would be the most popular bot in the entire sea.
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Nay, I think it would be the Drunken mateys like Drunken Kathyren. Mainly because ...
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Beware of Crabby Johanna!
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/em shouldn't be laughing this hard at work.

I'm gonna get in trouble for reading the forums instead of doing my job.
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"Booched"? Aw...man...
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This reminds me of so many old Azure conversations... and a few current ones.
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Do you suppose the apothecarys would start offering penicilin?
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PsychoMantis wrote: 
"Booched"? Aw...man...

I'm so embarrassed... This has never happened to me before...

Crooktooth wrote: 
Do you suppose the apothecarys would start offering penicilin?

And maybe blue potions, to improve your puzzling.
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Speaking of .. erm .. affectionate women, have you guys seen the new rag skirt?

It is an essential item to *any* wench, of course the first thing I thought when I saw it was that someone over in Three Rings Land sure liked seeing half-nekkid wimmin pirates *coughNemo?cough*.
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If you haven't had a chance to check out the rag skirt there's one on the rack at Terran Wear.

(and no, I'm not selling it!)
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Yarr the ladies come a flockin' when I wear my sporty rag shorts (of course, only when my cape is there to leave a bit to the imagination)
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Morrigan wrote: 
If you haven't had a chance to check out the rag skirt there's one on the rack at Terran Wear.

(and no, I'm not selling it!)


*makes sulky faces at the Beryl*
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Roxy wrote: 
Morrigan wrote: 
If you haven't had a chance to check out the rag skirt there's one on the rack at Terran Wear.

(and no, I'm not selling it!)


*makes sulky faces at the Beryl*


And now I am selling them! One in every color (blue, red, white and brown) for all your wenching needs!
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Quixy was selling them at Threading a Fine Line on alpha days ago :P

And heh, they're hawt.

On topic, I get random people herty requesting me all the time... but I've never been uh, propositioned, like that yet.
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Heh, well, I looked for the log, and couldn't find it. But basically some greenie was sittin in the bank askin for money, and when I used me piratey speak ter tell 'im ta get on a boat 'n pillage. He tol me he hated that pirate stuff, and why did I have to talk like that....


"......." Um, dood, we are PIRATES in this game... didn't you kinda notice the NAME of the game you are playin??

*eyeroll*
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I seen Thesis struttin around in them rags. It were quite the show.

Nice legs darlin'!

/em wink wink
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Roxy wrote: 
Speaking of .. erm .. affectionate women, have you guys seen the new rag skirt?

It is an essential item to *any* wench, of course the first thing I thought when I saw it was that someone over in Three Rings Land sure liked seeing half-nekkid wimmin pirates *coughNemo?cough*.


Both the male and female rags were made to be as distinctly "rags" as possible. You should have seen the first pass at the male rag pants. Add some rollerskates and I would have had terrifying Miami beach memories.

-Nemo believes Daisy Dukes were meant only for Daisy Duke, not Bo or Luke.


P.S. Do please /complain about unsolicited inappropriateness.
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Nemo said: "You should have seen the first pass at the male rag pants".

Show us! :)
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