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Indeed Joined: Aug 7, 2004 Posts: 3346 Status: Offline

Save the Kittens Poetry Hour Reply to this Post Reply with Quote Old stuff tiny, new stuff on page 2! [size=9]Eris was a gift, a treasure, her Poetry Corner was beyond compare. Though i'm unable to fill her shoes, i think Poetry Corner should be carried on. This past wednesday i demanded of my listeners a Sonnet, and four wonderous participants came through. (who should bother me when i'm on for their prizes <3 ) I think, if i'm to continue this fiasco, i should give notice, for a fine work of art cannot be bludgened out in 2 hours. (well, that's a lie - abovementioned entrants provided startlingly capable sonnets in such a short time) Each week a different topic and style shall be posted here. Entries shall be emailed to indeed@heksubah.com. Around 9:15pm EST (6:15pm PST) on Wednesday evenings i shall do my best to do justice to these fine entries by reading them aloud on my Shanty Raid-io show. That time (6:15pm PST) also happens to be the deadline! Magical how that works, eh? Each entry will be clearly identified with a number, color or type of breakfast food, which should be sent to me in a tell in order to vote for said entry. So, in essence, you not only win the chance to hear your poetry brought to life by my dulcet tones, you may also win fabulous prizes! *Often the theme will be something that can be taken in many ways. Don't ask me for clarification - do what you will with it!* ---------------------------------------- Dmentia says, "It thrills me when Indeed is mean." SomeIdiot tells you, "I am muting you, because you're unnormal, maybe you're hurt in real life" Quoth Rubby, "There's something wrong with your brain." ---------------------------------------- [Edit 5 times, last edit by Indeed at Jul 28, 2005 5:49:43 AM]

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Jacktheblack Joined: Mar 24, 2004 Posts: 1637 Status: Offline	Re: Save the Kittens Poetry Hour Reply to this Post Reply with Quote Will you be providing a topic and/or format that we should be writing the poems in?
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Indeed Joined: Aug 7, 2004 Posts: 3346 Status: Offline	Re: Save the Kittens Poetry Hour Reply to this Post Reply with Quote Yes! This post was to generate enthusiasm. Be enthused! ---------------------------------------- Dmentia says, "It thrills me when Indeed is mean." SomeIdiot tells you, "I am muting you, because you're unnormal, maybe you're hurt in real life" Quoth Rubby, "There's something wrong with your brain."
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Gloraelin Joined: Jun 15, 2004 Posts: 4731 Status: Offline	Re: Save the Kittens Poetry Hour Reply to this Post Reply with Quote /me enthuses. We need more poetry. ---------------------------------------- Jen wrote:  yes glor.. your boobs are vuluptously awesome.   Ye have received a trade request from Thunderbird. Those two offers are identical, what's the point?
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Indeed Joined: Aug 7, 2004 Posts: 3346 Status: Offline	Re: Save the Kittens Poetry Hour Reply to this Post Reply with Quote Ok - for Wednesday August 3, 2005 Poetic type - Limerick! Theme - boot ---------------------------------------- Dmentia says, "It thrills me when Indeed is mean." SomeIdiot tells you, "I am muting you, because you're unnormal, maybe you're hurt in real life" Quoth Rubby, "There's something wrong with your brain."
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DaneT Joined: Apr 16, 2005 Posts: 2665 Status: Offline

Re: Save the Kittens Poetry Hour Reply to this Post Reply with Quote Just so everyone knows, I'm posting this: What is a limerick? Yeah, poetry is awesome. I once won a comp on the forum, but oddly i never ended up collecting the money. (He usually logs on at my 3am.) I believe it was on the noticeboard of Winter Solstice for a good while. :P ---------------------------------------- It has been said, my friends, that I like war. My friends, I like War. No...I LOVE WAR! Danet - An old salt of Y!PP, but not the oldest by a long shot.

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Persona Joined: Jul 28, 2003 Posts: 6 Status: Offline

Re: Save the Kittens Poetry Hour Reply to this Post Reply with Quote You mean, my speed sonnetting feat wasn't enough to convince you that improv poetry was worth it? Just for that, here's a sample for you all. As your humble and unworthy Reigning Champion of Indeed's Comedy Hour Poetry Slam, I don't feel the need to compete again so soon. A pirate named Henry Longshanked thinks puzzles should simply be blanked "Ye Bootched!" says the scorer, and much to his horror, he's unceremoniously planked. -Persona, still on Viridian Your turn!

[Jul 28, 2005 2:26:32 PM]             [Link]

Indeed Joined: Aug 7, 2004 Posts: 3346 Status: Offline

Re: Save the Kittens Poetry Hour Reply to this Post Reply with Quote I know you all must be feverishly working on some last minute entries, so i won't tell you all that if i get no response i'll be discontinuing the idea and killing kittens. ---------------------------------------- Dmentia says, "It thrills me when Indeed is mean." SomeIdiot tells you, "I am muting you, because you're unnormal, maybe you're hurt in real life" Quoth Rubby, "There's something wrong with your brain."

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Crystal Joined: Jul 29, 2003 Posts: 636 Status: Offline

Re: Save the Kittens Poetry Hour Reply to this Post Reply with Quote *giggles* I'd like to add a huzzah that we can send entries in advance, because I could never get to Eris' Poetry Corner, but a bit of a hurrooo that I won't be able to listen or vote! On which note... is it ok to enter if I'm not voting? ---------------------------------------- Crystalclaws of British Sea Power, Midnight Ocean Avatar by KingPriam!

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Indeed Joined: Aug 7, 2004 Posts: 3346 Status: Offline	Re: Save the Kittens Poetry Hour Reply to this Post Reply with Quote Crystal wrote:  is it ok to enter if I'm not voting? Yes, that's fine. ---------------------------------------- Dmentia says, "It thrills me when Indeed is mean." SomeIdiot tells you, "I am muting you, because you're unnormal, maybe you're hurt in real life" Quoth Rubby, "There's something wrong with your brain."
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stevedave Joined: May 10, 2005 Posts: 1350 Status: Offline	Re: Save the Kittens Poetry Hour Reply to this Post Reply with Quote So wait... I get to write limericks about boots? This is almost as good as being able to write Haiku about feet! -Stevedave Probably too lazy to write em though. ---------------------------------------- I put the "Sexy" in Dyslexia!
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Heygabe Joined: Apr 12, 2004 Posts: 1290 Status: Offline	Re: Save the Kittens Poetry Hour Reply to this Post Reply with Quote I want to particpate, but I fear Indeed. ---------------------------------------- --Watching the Mad Professor from a distance If we are steadfast in our resolve to have fun, then fun we will have.
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Indeed Joined: Aug 7, 2004 Posts: 3346 Status: Offline

Re: Save the Kittens Poetry Hour Reply to this Post Reply with Quote Heygabe wrote:  I want to particpate, but I fear Indeed. oh my! is this common, this fear of me? I am but a harmless lass, who wouldn't harm a fly! or kittens, if you participate! ---------------------------------------- Dmentia says, "It thrills me when Indeed is mean." SomeIdiot tells you, "I am muting you, because you're unnormal, maybe you're hurt in real life" Quoth Rubby, "There's something wrong with your brain."

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Darkaardvark Joined: May 12, 2004 Posts: 1209 Status: Offline	Re: Save the Kittens Poetry Hour Reply to this Post Reply with Quote I swear I'll write one. So there. ---------------------------------------- Pleun wrote:  Try searching using the correct spelling, the search option is very picky about that. (Avatar by Synful.)
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DaneT Joined: Apr 16, 2005 Posts: 2665 Status: Offline

Re: Save the Kittens Poetry Hour Reply to this Post Reply with Quote Indeed wrote:  I know you all must be feverishly working on some last minute entries, so i won't tell you all that if i get no response i'll be discontinuing the idea and killing kittens. What were mine, chopped liver? :P [/not serious] ---------------------------------------- It has been said, my friends, that I like war. My friends, I like War. No...I LOVE WAR! Danet - An old salt of Y!PP, but not the oldest by a long shot.

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Indeed Joined: Aug 7, 2004 Posts: 3346 Status: Offline

Re: Save the Kittens Poetry Hour Reply to this Post Reply with Quote Indeed wrote:  I know you all must be feverishly working on some last minute entries, so i won't tell you all that if i get no further response i'll be discontinuing the idea and killing kittens. happy? ---------------------------------------- Dmentia says, "It thrills me when Indeed is mean." SomeIdiot tells you, "I am muting you, because you're unnormal, maybe you're hurt in real life" Quoth Rubby, "There's something wrong with your brain."

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DaneT Joined: Apr 16, 2005 Posts: 2665 Status: Offline

Re: Save the Kittens Poetry Hour Reply to this Post Reply with Quote Indeed wrote:  Indeed wrote:  I know you all must be feverishly working on some last minute entries, so i won't tell you all that if i get no further response i'll be discontinuing the idea and killing kittens. happy? Not unless others email entries. We all know what Indeed is capable of... Edit - Doh! Sorry Indeed. :P ---------------------------------------- It has been said, my friends, that I like war. My friends, I like War. No...I LOVE WAR! Danet - An old salt of Y!PP, but not the oldest by a long shot. ---------------------------------------- [Edit 2 times, last edit by DaneT at Aug 2, 2005 10:45:58 AM]

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Darkaardvark Joined: May 12, 2004 Posts: 1209 Status: Offline	Re: Save the Kittens Poetry Hour Reply to this Post Reply with Quote I entered. Save the kittens! ---------------------------------------- Pleun wrote:  Try searching using the correct spelling, the search option is very picky about that. (Avatar by Synful.)
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Indeed Joined: Aug 7, 2004 Posts: 3346 Status: Offline

Re: Save the Kittens Poetry Hour Reply to this Post Reply with Quote DaneT wrote:  Indeed wrote:  Indeed wrote:  I know you all must be feverishly working on some last minute entries, so i won't tell you all that if i get no further response i'll be discontinuing the idea and killing kittens. happy? Not unless others EMAIL entries. We all know what Indeed is capable of... ---------------------------------------- Dmentia says, "It thrills me when Indeed is mean." SomeIdiot tells you, "I am muting you, because you're unnormal, maybe you're hurt in real life" Quoth Rubby, "There's something wrong with your brain."

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emerson Joined: Aug 4, 2003 Posts: 8876 Status: Offline

Re: Save the Kittens Poetry Hour Reply to this Post Reply with Quote This contest had better bear fruit, Else Indeed a kitten will shoot, So now I must pick A neat limerick What should I write about my boot? ---------------------------------------- Cleaver shouts, "I lub this island." Personally I think that TITS are a technique if they are used less than once every three moves. Any more than that, and you're just waving your exploits in their faces. - Flamer

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Darkaardvark Joined: May 12, 2004 Posts: 1209 Status: Offline	Re: Save the Kittens Poetry Hour Reply to this Post Reply with Quote I just found out I can't listen this week. /e curses. Now I don't get to heard all the limericks :( ---------------------------------------- Pleun wrote:  Try searching using the correct spelling, the search option is very picky about that. (Avatar by Synful.)
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Indeed Joined: Aug 7, 2004 Posts: 3346 Status: Offline

Re: Save the Kittens Poetry Hour Reply to this Post Reply with Quote Sadly, kittens will have to die. Yes, some of you sent in entries. I got 13 glorious limericks! I was so pleased! Except... oh my! Sadly for the kittens, i got less voters than entries and every voter voted for a different limerick. So, kittens will die, this idea will get shelved and each person who sent me a limerick will get 1000 poe, payable on the ocean of their choice, except Ice, because i spent all my poe there on a house. <3 and kisses, Indeed ---------------------------------------- Dmentia says, "It thrills me when Indeed is mean." SomeIdiot tells you, "I am muting you, because you're unnormal, maybe you're hurt in real life" Quoth Rubby, "There's something wrong with your brain."

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DaneT Joined: Apr 16, 2005 Posts: 2665 Status: Offline

Re: Save the Kittens Poetry Hour Reply to this Post Reply with Quote You heartless monsters. As punishment, the cat that was killed is my avatar for a week. Starting now. I hope everytime you see me post you remember the loss you have inflicted apon the world! edit - You'll see it eventually. ---------------------------------------- It has been said, my friends, that I like war. My friends, I like War. No...I LOVE WAR! Danet - An old salt of Y!PP, but not the oldest by a long shot.

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Heygabe Joined: Apr 12, 2004 Posts: 1290 Status: Offline

Re: Save the Kittens Poetry Hour Reply to this Post Reply with Quote Indeed wrote:  ... each person who sent me a limerick will get 1000 poe, payable on the ocean of their choice... However, I'm still too terrified of Indeed to aproach her for my prize, so she may keep it, in hopes that someone will sell her new kittens. ---------------------------------------- --Watching the Mad Professor from a distance If we are steadfast in our resolve to have fun, then fun we will have.

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RaelShark Joined: Feb 23, 2005 Posts: 1215 Status: Offline	Re: Save the Kittens Poetry Hour Reply to this Post Reply with Quote I read this thread title entirely the wrong way... ---------------------------------------- Shark Mascot of Ransack Marauders
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Indeed Joined: Aug 7, 2004 Posts: 3346 Status: Offline

Re: Save the Kittens Poetry Hour Reply to this Post Reply with Quote RaelShark wrote:  I read this thread title entirely the wrong way... There's a right way? ---------------------------------------- Dmentia says, "It thrills me when Indeed is mean." SomeIdiot tells you, "I am muting you, because you're unnormal, maybe you're hurt in real life" Quoth Rubby, "There's something wrong with your brain."

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stevedave Joined: May 10, 2005 Posts: 1350 Status: Offline

Re: Save the Kittens Poetry Hour Reply to this Post Reply with Quote Stephen Lynch wrote:  When the game of life makes you feel like quittin', It helps a lot if you kill a kitten Mark my words, cause from where I'm sittin, You can't go wrong if you kill a kitten. There's no crime that you'll be commitin' I know the law, you can kill a kitten. If you need yarn for that scarf you're knittin' Youll get plenty when you kill a kitten Feed it turpentine, or break its spine, Crush it with your shoe, as long as you... Kill a kitten If the one you love isn't quite as smitten, She'll like you better when you kill a kitten To quote the bible, cause that's where it's written If yee loveth Jesus, yee must kill a kitten Flush it down the can, hit it with your van, Drown it in a lake, bake a kitty cake Throw it at a train, make it snort cocaine Stick some TNT up its cat booty Do what you must do, as long as you... Kill a kitten Killing kittens isn't easy, And if the thought makes you feel queasy, Grab a pitchfork from the shed, And kill a puppydog instead! Kill a kitten, kill a kitten, for a mitten Kill a kitten ---------------------------------------- I put the "Sexy" in Dyslexia!

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meow123_456 Joined: Mar 28, 2005 Posts: 885 Status: Offline	Re: Save the Kittens Poetry Hour Reply to this Post Reply with Quote [size=24]WARNING: if the words (kill + kitten) are put in the same sentence you will not be very happy ---------------------------------------- Oxbridge of Hunter Guess Who wrote:  Pillaging Sucks.
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Rappak Joined: Apr 11, 2004 Posts: 2518 Status: Offline

Re: Save the Kittens Poetry Hour Reply to this Post Reply with Quote Indeed wrote:  RaelShark wrote:  I read this thread title entirely the wrong way... There's a right way? No, just a dirty way which for some reason I saw. I must have been corrupted by my FO chat again. My flag wants a manison and open up a Brothel -.-. Of course I would be a pimp but that's a different matter in and of itself. ---------------------------------------- Rappak, memmer of the oceans. Rappak- Ex-king of Something Powerful (Cobalt)/ex-Lord of Indestructible Fury, a caged free-bird forever. Rappak- Officer in Easily Distracted (Midnight)/Mem helper in CT/Where am I?

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DaneT Joined: Apr 16, 2005 Posts: 2665 Status: Offline

Re: Save the Kittens Poetry Hour Reply to this Post Reply with Quote stevedave wrote:  Stephen Lynch wrote:  When the game of life makes you feel like quittin', It helps a lot if you kill a kitten Mark my words, cause from where I'm sittin, You can't go wrong if you kill a kitten. There's no crime that you'll be commitin' I know the law, you can kill a kitten. If you need yarn for that scarf you're knittin' Youll get plenty when you kill a kitten Feed it turpentine, or break its spine, Crush it with your shoe, as long as you... Kill a kitten If the one you love isn't quite as smitten, She'll like you better when you kill a kitten To quote the bible, cause that's where it's written If yee loveth Jesus, yee must kill a kitten Flush it down the can, hit it with your van, Drown it in a lake, bake a kitty cake Throw it at a train, make it snort cocaine Stick some TNT up its cat booty Do what you must do, as long as you... Kill a kitten Killing kittens isn't easy, And if the thought makes you feel queasy, Grab a pitchfork from the shed, And kill a puppydog instead! Kill a kitten, kill a kitten, for a mitten Kill a kitten /me votes for a post of the day award. ---------------------------------------- It has been said, my friends, that I like war. My friends, I like War. No...I LOVE WAR! Danet - An old salt of Y!PP, but not the oldest by a long shot.

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