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Galene
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She loves me! Little Things Parody entry thread

This is an entry thread for She loves me; She loves me not. (A Valentine Parody Writing Event), specifically for the Valentine Parodies of Little Things by One Direction (lyrics).

For questions about the event, parodies in general or criticisms of my song choices, please check the event thread here.
Your entry needs to include your pirate name and ocean along with your parodied lyrics. Entries must be posted by 23:59:59 game time February 24, 2013. Any entries submitted OR edited after that time will be disqualified.
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Re: She loves me! Little Things Parody entry thread

Instead of One Direction singing it, I figured our Oceanmasters/Ringers would like to give it a go, but looking at their navigation standings, One Direction seems like too great a challenge for them. So without further ado,

Pirate Things, by Every Direction. (Written by Wayarer of Meridian."


[Apollo]
Yer hook fits in mine
Like it's made just for me,
Just two lone pirates
On the seven seas,
And I'm joining up the stars with the compass in our hearts
And it all makes sense to me

[Cleaver]
I know ye've never loved
The eyepatch on your eye
Though ye've tried,
Ye've never loved
The pegleg up to yer thigh,
Yer tangled curls that fall to the bottom of yer spine
But I'll love them endlessly

I won't let these pirate things slip out of me mouth
But if I do
It's ye,
Matey, they add up to
I'm in love with ye
And all yer pirate things

[Cronus]
Ye can't go to bed without a mug of grog
And maybe that's the reason that ye snore like a dog
And all yer loud vibrations are the secrets that I keep
Though they may be deafening.

[Castor]
I know ye've never loved
That ye don't know how to drink
Ye've never wanted
To know how much ye stink
Ye still pass out during every game
But yer perfect to me

I won't let these pirate things slip out of me mouth
But if I do
It's ye
Oh, it's ye they add up to
I'm in love with ye
And all yer pirate things

[Prometheus]
Ye'll never love yerself half as much as I love ye
Ye'll never love me back, matey, but I want ye to
If I let ye know I'm here for ye
Maybe ye'll change yer mind and join my crew.

[Endymion]
And I've jest let these pirate things slip out of me mouth
'Cause it's ye,
Matey,
It's ye they add up to
And I'm in love with ye
So please be my hearty.

[All]
I won't let these pirate things slip out of me mouth
But if I do
It's ye,
Matey, they add up to
And I'm in love with ye
And all yer pirate things
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Re: She loves me! Little Things Parody entry thread

Alright, well I took a opposing pirate/battling standpoint.


"Little Victories"

Your grapple against mine
like its fate to fight me
but bear this in mind
your treasure's meant for me
and I'm lining up the stars with the pattern on my board
and all I want is to greet you

I know we've fought a lot
for the poe in our holes
when we rumble
with your sprinkles and your strikes
the colors of the skull rings you wear
but I'll always let you win, sometimes

I won't let you win them all, after all
I have to keep
my ranking
but no ultimate or trophy
compares to you
you're the best pirate on the ocean

You can't go to bed without poe next to you
and maybe that's to pay for your blockades all the time
and all those flags you've captured, I can't keep
You're the best governor to me

I know we've fought a lot
for the chests we've hauled up
when we swordfight
your sprinkles and your strikes fit
you still have room to auto me
but I'll always let you win, sometimes

I won't let you win them all, after all
I have to keep
my ranking
but no ultimate or trophy
compares to you
you're the best pirate on the ocean

You'll always see me as a prisoner, as much as I try
You'll never see the pink in my name, the love in my heart
If I surrender my hold to you
Maybe you'll accept my love, be the captain of my heart

and I've just let you sink my sloops continually
before you sink
I can't have you sunk
but no war frigate or brig
compares to you
she'll never be as pretty as you

I won't let you win them all, after all
I have to keep
my ranking
but no ultimate or trophy
compares to you
you're the best pirate on the ocean.

Lunessa from Emerald;
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Re: She loves me! Little Things Parody entry thread

Around this time of year, the Brigand Kings, no matter how powerful and mighty they may be, tend to get a little lonely. So they made a little song for us pirates! I happened to hear this lovely ballad, and have tried my best to replicate on paper what I heard with my own ears.

(When I wrote this, I tried to replicate as best possible the various mannerisms, dialects, and characters of the Brigand Kings (and Queens!) I tried my best to not turn Finius's part into a rap segment.)


Brigand Things, written by Tothemoonn of the Emerald Ocean


[Gretchen Goldfang]

Yer booty fits in my chest
like it was meant to be
But bear this in mind
it was meant for me
As I'm counting up the PoE
I see the scarlet on yer cheeks
I love ye, and yer money


[The Widow Queen] (to be sung as seductively as possible)

I know you've never loved
the absence of your nose
You've never loved
your starfish or tattoo
The frame-by-frame motion that you make when you move
But I'll love them endlessly


[Madam Yu Jian]

I won't let these little things slip out of my heart
But if I do
it's you (Ha-Ha!)
It's to you I'll pay tribute
I'm in love with you
and all your brigand things


[Vargas the Mad]

i cAn'T gO To BEd wiThOUt a pUfF oF pEacH
ANd mAYbE tHaT's thE rEAsOn wHy i dOn't EvER sLEep
bUt tHEse nIghTs I'Ve goT tO THinKiNg aBouT YOu aNd pINEaPpleS
THouGh It maKEs nO sENsE To aNyONe (hEHehhEeHEe)


[Brynhild Skullsplitter] (and horn flourish)

I know ye've never loved
the swing of yer sword in battle
Ye never want to know how weak ye are
Ye still have to squeeze into yer armor
But ye're perfect to me


[Barnabas The Pale]

I won't let these ghostly thoughts flow from my ectoplasm
But if I do, it is you! (and your death)
It is them they add up to
I am in love with you, so
join me in the abyss


[Admiral Finius]

Regarding love, this extraordinary fervor
of which has bent my soul unto you, my beloved!
If you should know my presence shall forever grace your side
Perchance you'd adore yourself as I do! (Sacrebleu!)


[Azarbad The Great]

I have just let these fiery passions blaze out of my mind
Because it is you, oh it is you
It is you they burn out to
and I am heated up by you
and all your Brigand things


[All]

We won't let these little things slip out our mouths
But if it's true
it's ye
Oh, it's ye they add up to
I'm in love with ye
And all your Brigand things


Hope you enjoyed this! ^_^
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All about Tothemoonn! of the Emerald Ocean

Artistic rendition of my face and upper body by the superbly skilled Xioch!
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