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She loves me NOT! Somebody That I Used to Know Parody entry thread

This is an entry thread for She loves me; She loves me not. (A Valentine Parody Writing Event), specifically for the Anti-Valentine Parody of Somebody That I Used to Know by Gotye (ft. Kimbra) (lyrics).

For questions about the event, parodies in general or criticisms of my song choices, please check the event thread here.
Your entry needs to include your pirate name and ocean along with your parodied lyrics. Entries must be posted by 23:59:59 game time February 24, 2013. Any entries submitted OR edited after that time will be disqualified.
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Galene
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Aethera, Cerulean

Now and then I think of when we sailed together
When fine rum was drunk and large cannonballs would fly
Told my friends that you were right for me
But feared eventual skullduggery
But that was love and I have portraits to remember

You can get addicted to allies and to power
Like taking on islands to defend, always defend.
So when we found out we could not be crewed
Well you said good rum could still be brewed
But I'll admit that I suspected pain in future.

But you didn't have to take my poe
Make an alt and transfer it, leaving me with nothing
And I don't even need your love
But you treat me like we've wardec'd and it feels so rough
No you didn't have to take my fams
And my swords and clothes and everything in all my houses
I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're an ex-hearty who took all my poe

Now you're an ex-hearty who took all my poe
Now you're an ex-hearty who took all my poe

Now and then I think of all the times you lost a battle
But had me believing it was because my puzzling sucked
But I don't wanna play that way
Worried 'bout my stats at end of day
You said that you could let it go
And yet I come home and find that you've taken all my trinkets & poe

But you didn't have to take my poe
Make an alt and transfer it, leaving me with nothing
And I don't even need your love
But you treat me like we've wardec'd and it feels so rough
No you didn't have to take my fams
And my swords and clothes and everything in all my houses
I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're an ex-hearty who took all my poe

(x2)
Ex-hearty
(Took all my poe)
Ex-hearty
(Now you're an ex-hearty who took all my poe)

(Took all my poe)
(That took all my poe)
(Took all my poe)
Ex-hearty
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Aethera of Cobalt Cerulean
Princess of Maniacal Menagerie
Blockade staff on any ocean
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Hiccupskill, Emerald

now and then i think of when we pillaged together
like when ye said ye felt so rich ye could die
told meself ye were such a greenie
but felt so poor on ye property
but that was a pirates life and its a life i still remember

ye can get addicted to a certain type o madness
like pokering till ye broke, always broke
so when ye found that ye could get a lot more shiny
well ye said we could still be hearties
arrgh i confess i was happy we had sunk

but ye didn't have to sail away
make it out like we were never mates and we had nothing
and i don't even need ye help
but ye treat me like a blackspot and that feels so rough

no ye didn't have to sloop so low
have ye crewbies grab ye vessels and change ye ocean
i predict i won't need ye though
now ye be somebody that i used for poe
now ye be somebody that i used for poe
now ye be somebody that i used for poe

now and then think of all the times ye scuppered me over
made me think that KB was nothing usefull
but i don't wanna pilly that way
reading into everything ye shout
ye said that we could have some fun
and ye wouldn't be hung up on all that poe

but ye didn't have sail away
make it out like we were never hearties and we had nothing
and i don't even need ye help
but ye treat me like a blackspot and that feels so rough
no ye didn't have to sloop so low have crewbies collect ye vessels and change ye ocean
i be predicting i don't need ye though
now ye be somebody that i used for poe
x2 somebody(i used for poe)
somebody
(now ye be somebody that i used for poe)
(i used for poe)
(that i used for poe)
(i used for poe)
(somebody)
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imp, Meridian. That video never gets old =D

An Ocean That I Used to Know

[impye]
Now and then I think of when we were together
Like when I solo'd all the way to Alicorn
You were small but you were right for me
While others left for sociability
Malachite, you're not the ocean I remember.

You can find amusement in a certain kind of quiet
Greeter duty rarely needed, chat never spammed
So when I heard that two would become one
You said you're merging with Viridian
I'll admit that I was sad it was over

And now I cannot have my globe
Haven't memmed enough to hold it - all that work for nothing
And I don't even need those routes
But you taunt me with your sextant and a percentage
No you didn't have to shut me out
Move your server and then change to a new IP
And I can't even ping you now
Now you're just an ocean that I used to know

Now you're just an ocean that I used to know
Now you're just an ocean that I used to know

[Malachite]
Now and then I think of all the times you sailed me over
Then had me believing that the other oceans were more fun
I didn't wanna live that way
Just chatting on Virid you'd say
You said that you could merge in too
And I wouldn't catch you hung up on some ocean that you used to know

[impye]
But now I cannot hold my globe
Haven't memmed enough to hold it - all that work for nothing
And I don't even need those routes
But you taunt me with your sextant and a percentage
No you didn't have to shut me out
Move your server and then change to a new IP
And I can't even ping you now
Now you're just an ocean that I used to know

[x2]
Malachite
(I used to know)
Malachite
(No longer the Malachite I used to know)

(I used to know)
(That I used to know)
(I used to know)
Malachite
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Imp, totally sane mermaid-siren of Meridian.
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Phaerie, Cerulean

Just a Pirate That's Got No Nose

{Pirate}
Way back when I was still a fresh young greenie
I loved this game, I played it morning, noon and night!
I got myself a free pet rat
I lived in a timber shack
I can't SF and even bots beat me at rumble!

I accepted everything but still I enjoyed playing
I put my trust in OM's and the Devs, those devious Devs
So when I found out that I had no nose
I thought that it was just a joke
the Devs just laughed and blamed the Arrrtists

But I don't have a nose to blow
They forgot to draw one and now I think it's too late
I know that I don't need that nose
But Galene gave me flowers and they've got no scent
Oh I would really love a nose
A little turned up button not a huge proboscis
I know I'll never smell a rose
I've got an eyepatch and a pegleg, but I've got no nose

I've got an eyepatch and a pegleg, but I've got no nose
I've got an eyepatch and a pegleg, but I've got no nose

{Devs:}
You should stop and think about what it is you ask for
Being without one is useful in a lot more ways than one
You don't have to smell the bilge
And those zombies really whiff
You really should thank us now
There's a lot more to this issue than just drawing you a nose

{Pirate}
But I don't have a nose to blow
They forgot to draw one and now I think it's too late
I know that I don't need that nose
But Galene gave me flowers and they've got no scent
Oh I would really love a nose
A little turned up button not a huge proboscis
I know I'll never smell a rose
I've got an eyepatch and a pegleg, but I've got no nose

[x2]
Eyepatch
(got no nose)
Pegleg
(I've got an eyepatch and a pegleg, but I've got no nose)

(got no nose)
(eyepatch and a pegleg)
No nose
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Phaerie: Obsidian and Cerulean Phaeirie: Emerald
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Dexla- Cerulean

The Booty That I Used to Own

[Him:]
Way back when, I recall blockades took forever
But we were gonna rule the ocean side by side
I would buy a bunch of real big boats
The kinds that shoot a lot and floats
But first I'd have to raise the poe by playing poker.

I know I promised that you would one day rule an island
I would build you an estate or, maybe an Inn
When I failed to post the 'kade intent
All your dreams, up in smoke they went
"We'll settle this at sea!" you shouted over.

But you didn't have to shoot me up
Was it you who stole my monkey and now you chase me down?
Attacking me as I reached port
Twenty shots into my back side is more than enough
No, you don't have to sink my sloop
You have your hearties sending tells, calling me a greenie
I guess I should have really known
You'd wind up with the booty that I used to own

Now you've got the booty that I used to own
Now you've got the booty that I used to own

[Her:]
Now and then I think of the first time I should have jumped ship
But you insisted no one leave 'til the battle had been won
You ordered me to patch the hull
Bilge it dry until my brain went dull
You said, "Back to port," we'd go
Never knowing I was ticked off and your booty I would someday own.

[Him:]
But you didn't have to shoot me up
It was you who stole my monkey and now you mute me too?
Attacking me as I reached port
Twenty shots into my back side is more than enough
No you don't have to sink my sloop
Placing bounties on my booty, and on every ocean
I guess I should have really known
You'd wind up with the booty that I used to own.

[x2]
The booty
(I used to own)
My booty
(I haven't got the booty that I used to own)

(I used to own)
(That I used to own)
(I used to own)
The booty
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Dexla d'Midnight
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Greylady of Meridian

Some Zombie Munching Brains and Such

(Pirate)
Now and then I think of when we both were living.
Like when you still had lovely flesh and both your eyes.
Told myself that you would not go "Z"
But not surprised when you "Z'd" out on me
But that is life, and walking dead is what you're giving.

You can get addicted to a certain kind of lover
with rotting flesh and who eats living brains for fun
So when I found you in that rotten place
I ran and never covered up my face
Though I was so scared that you made me run for cover.

No, you didn't have to eat my brains
Acting like a monster with no heart, and like we were nothing
And I don't even need my brain
But you treat me like your breakfast and that's just too much!
No, you didn't have to stoop so low
Looking like some creature pulled up from the depths of the sea
Speaking with that garbled lisp
Now your just some Zombie munching brains and such!

Now your just some Zombie munching brains and such!
Now your just some Zombie munching brains and such!

(Zombie)
NnnnNNow dis ZOmbEe LoOk tO PAsT aNNND sEez yE bbE bARnnnACle
MuArARRggG! yE sToLE mE shinEEs aNNd tHEn yE stABbeD mE iN tHE bAck!
NevER wAnt tO liVE tHat wAY
NevER KNowiNG hOW yOU bE toDAy
YoU sWOre thAT yOu wOUld trEAt mE rIGht
YeT yOu snEeKiNG, peEKinG tHRouGH mE trEAsuRe jUSt likE yOu dID yeSTeRdaY!

(Pirate)
But you didn't have to eat my brain
Like any other Zombie, and pretend that we were nothing
And I don't even need your PoE
But you treat me like a buffet and that feels so rough
No, you didn't have to stoop so low
Looking like some creature pulled up from the depths of the sea
Speaking with that garbled lisp
Now your just some Zombie munching brains and such!

[x2]
A Zombie
(munching brains and such)
A Zombie
(Now your just some Zombie munching brains and such!

(brains and such)
(munching brains and such)
(brains and such)
A Zombie
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Greylady, Meridian & Emerald, Greyladyy on Cerulean

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Herowena of Cerulean
(ft. Gunning)

Some Cannons That I Used To Load
[Hero:]
Way back when I clicked and tried to play your puzzle
And when you said I scored an Inc I almost died
Told myself I would be number one
But failed and only got half Ultimate
And that evolved into the ache of carpal tunnel

And I kept on clicking in an orthopedic bandage
My puzzle ranking rose by half, always just half
So when I found I could not reach full Ult
Well you said that I could forage then
And I'll admit that I am rad at forage

But you didn't have to drop my stat
Make out half ult never happened and then kill my standing
And I don't need it to be jobbed
But you tease me with the trophy and don't give it up

No you didn't have to loop so slow
Have your crates deflect your pieces and bounce out of order
I'm having fun at forage though
Now you're just some cannons that I used to load

Now you're just some cannons that I used to load

Now you're just some cannons that I used to load

[Gunning:]
Now and then I think of all the ways you booched at loading
And blamed me for giving you the boards with extra crates

But I am not programmed that way
Giving only perfect boards to play

You said that you could place arrows
And I wouldn't watch you bungle on the order of the moves to load

[Hero:]
But you didn't have to drop my stat
Make out half ult never happened and then kill my standing
And I don't need it to be jobbed
But you tease me with the trophy and don't give it up

No you didn't have to loop so slow
Have your crates deflect your pieces and bounce out of order
I'm having fun at forage though
Now you're just some cannons that I used to load


Some cannons
(That I used to load)
Some cannons
(Now you're just some cannons that I used to load)

Some cannons
(That I used to load)
(I used to load)
Some cannons
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Herowena of Cerulean
Still Sleeping With The Fishes

Dexla drew it.
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Poker table I used to play

(Graypawn)
Now and then I think of when you let me win
You would even let me win with the numbers two and three
Told myself I could never lose
Poker was great company for when I was board
You made me so happy i never lost

You gave me millions on more then one occasions
I love the heart rush the type i never felt befor
I always hope it would never end
Loved you in away that was more then friends
I dont understand why its over

But you didnt have to take my poe
All I wanted was to win the big pots
Now you wont even pay anymore
You've pushed me back out on the ocean to sail
I've relised bnaving is the go
All my pillage friends are all I need to know
Now your just a poker table I used to play

Now your just a poker table I used to play
Now your just a poker table I used to play

(Poker table)
Now you should think of the pirates you screwed over
You won the millions from others like you
But it carnt be all your way
Its not my fault you carnt read the play
I never asked you to buy in, so let it go

(Garaypawn)
But you didnt have to take my poe
All i wanted was to win the big pots
Now you wont even pay anymore
You've pushed me back out on the ocean to sail
I've relised bnaving is the go
All my pillage friends are all I need to know
Now your just a poker table I used to play
Now your just a poker table I used to play

(x2 )
Poker table i used to play
Now your just a poker table I used to play
I used to play
That I used to play
I used to play

graypawn
cerulean
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Pirate: Squishat of Emerald

Title: This BK I used to know.

Day and night I wait on land for awesome jobbers,
thinking about the fun that we could have.

told myself that I could catch you all,
but the lag is so bad, you don't comply.

But that was love and so I still kept on trying.

One can be addicted to your kind of magical prowess,
Like getting all the trinkets in my name, always my name.

I beg for trinkets that you will not give,
For the elusive ones that will not yield.

Darn, I'll admit that I'll be glad when it's over.

Waiting for your maps to spawn,
is more painful than waiting for the grass to grow.

Compasses are so expensive,
I bet your kind enjoys it when you bleed me dry.

Finally when I try to grapple,
But then you do your best to escape as fast as you can from me.

I guess I can deal with that though,
Now you're just a trophy that I use for show.
Now you're just a trophy that I use for show.
Now you're just a trophy that I use for show.

Now and then I think of all the times you screwed me over,
Like when you never spawn the correct size and then run away.

And even though it's not my fault,
Dwelling on your actions? Nay!

I really want to let it go,
And I don't want to be caught hung up on a BK that I used to know.

Waiting for your maps to spawn,
is more painful than waiting for the grass to grow.

Compasses are so expensive,
I bet your kind enjoys it when you bleed me dry.

Finally I try to grapple,
But then you do your best to escape as fast as you can from me.

I guess I can deal with that though,
Now you're just a trophy that I use for show.
Now you're just a trophy that I use for show.
Now you're just a trophy that I use for show.

Trophy... I use for show (x4)

I use for show
That I use for show
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