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Let the Violetting begin! Poetry Hour is here!



The fabulous violet and rose outfit is ready, the portrait easel is ready, most folks have their topics in and Rehio has not moved to Bora Bora...

As a result of all these stars aligning, and some generous donors who feed on Rehio`s pain, I am pleased to announce Poetry Cruise 2009 will take place this Thursday, February 5th. I will begin loading at a little after 5:30 pm Pirate time, or as soon as I can get a loaded frig in position, and Rehio is scheduled to join us around 6:00pm. Ideally there will be a non sinking flotilla as I suspect we will all be paying more attention to the profoundly moving poetry than to our puzzles. Failing a NSF being handy, we will cruise the seas lookin fer trouble.

If you were a donor and cannot make it, please let me know and I will ensure chatlogs are made available to you. Also, if you have not yet gotten your topics in, please get those to me asap.
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Re: Let the Violetting begin! Poetry Hour is here!

bring........it.........ON!!
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Re: Let the Violetting begin! Poetry Hour is here!

You even managed to get a picture of my stuffed raptor. -.-

Okay guys, here's a sample:

 
I hate you all,
I hate you all,
I hate you all,
Why are you doing this to me?

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You alone must find the way. No one else can help you. Every way is different. And if you do lose yourself at least take solace in the absolute certainty that you will perish.

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Re: Let the Violetting begin! Poetry Hour is here!

Clearly 2 hours of practice will do you some good. Besides I'm really not sure that covers the topic 'Violet Violations: The lavender enema experience' or poetically answers 'Why plushies are better than intercourse with a human female', and it certainly doesn't say anything about 'My cuddly purple bunny friend'. Keep trying bubble boy, let those feelings out.... or maybe a cuddle and some cookies would help?
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Re: Let the Violetting begin! Poetry Hour is here!

Oh, the pain and humiliation your going through is music to my ears, let the games begin.
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Re: Let the Violetting begin! Poetry Hour is here!

Oh yeah. Can I steal that image?


Fine, fine, how's this?

 
Intercourse? Pshaw,
That sort of thing has a huge flaw
Human females are just icky
And intercourse... well, that's just sticky

Plushies, though, are fantastic
So soft, cuddly and enthusiastic


I'm still working on it.

Edit: I assume you're Vampy. If so, I loathe you. Also: I'm better at guns.
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Intercourse? Pshaw,
That sort of thing has a huge flaw
Human females are just icky
And intercourse... well, that's just sticky

Plushies, though, are fantastic
So soft, cuddly and enthusiastic


Methinks Rehio is getting into this....

2am Irish time... ouchies - will have to bring a case of Red Bull with me!
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Re: Let the Violetting begin! Poetry Hour is here!

Here Rehio, try and spin this into one of Loola's topics:

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Peanut butter goes on bread
And because of this poetry, loola, )(*&^%$ you.

See, something along those lines make me giggle.
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There's gotta be some law that prohibits Rashnu from having any sort of contact with greenies.


Rashnu
i R slo kiddo.....
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Re: Let the Violetting begin! Poetry Hour is here!

Dude, it's spreading, even Rashnu feels moved to compose poetry! Who bought your 2 hours again Rash?
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Re: Let the Violetting begin! Poetry Hour is here!

I'm going to try to be there... but either way, can I have a copy of chatlogs despite not donating?

>_>

I'm such a freeloader...
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Re: Let the Violetting begin! Poetry Hour is here!

Well, well, well. Looks like I got back just in time!
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Re: Let the Violetting begin! Poetry Hour is here!

Yay!

Soph I bring the jello ok :D
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Yay!

Soph I bring the jello ok :D


And I bring the frosting! And maybe some scones ...
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Dude, it's spreading, even Rashnu feels moved to compose poetry! Who bought your 2 hours again Rash?


Saltyjane bought it and used 2minutes so far to tell me to get my "bish ass in the kitchen and make her a sammich."
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There's gotta be some law that prohibits Rashnu from having any sort of contact with greenies.


Rashnu
i R slo kiddo.....
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Dude, it's spreading, even Rashnu feels moved to compose poetry! Who bought your 2 hours again Rash?



Doesn't matter who bought Rash......I bought Kuts....that's where the REAL power is
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Dude, it's spreading, even Rashnu feels moved to compose poetry! Who bought your 2 hours again Rash?



Doesn't matter who bought Rash......I bought Kuts....that's where the REAL power is



QFT.
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Re: Let the Violetting begin! Poetry Hour is here!

Ahem....

I would just like to take this brief moment to point out that I own two hours of Loola's time, which, I'm sure, is transferrable.....

You know where to find me, Rehio.

-Pooka
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Ahem....

I would just like to take this brief moment to point out that I own two hours of Loola's time, which, I'm sure, is transferrable.....

You know where to find me, Rehio.

-Pooka

Shoo! Joo ish pretty much retired. Besides you never check your email... all you do is call a sleepy Loola early in the morning on holidays.

But hey, bonus points for giving Rehio hope, only to see it painfully dashed on the rocky shores of reality.
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Re: Let the Violetting begin! Poetry Hour is here!

Hahahahahahahahaahha haha ....*big breath* ....Ahahahahahahahahahahaaha
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I can't believe I'm up at 2 a.m. writing poetry. I hate you all.
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I just lol'd. Hard. That is quite the commitment you have there Reh.
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Re: Let the Violetting begin! Poetry Hour is here!

Rehinab wrote:
 
I can't believe I'm up at 2 a.m. writing poetry. I hate you all.


ya know... staying up until 2:20 AM all for the sake of poetry.... I'm starting to think you actually enjoy the cuddly warm feelings you get from talking about cuddly plushies and such... >.> I think this may have to become a recurring event every time Rehio is put into a pirate auction.
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He's just suffering for his art.
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Re: Let the Violetting begin! Poetry Hour is here!

Well a hearty thank you to all who came. Sadly, we were not able to get through all the poems. Well, maybe not so sadly as there will be a REPEAT SAILING!

Rehio has committed to wearing his faboo outfit until he has completed his poems. We will announce another Poetry Cruise soon. This time we will likely host a pillage so we can job the latecomers.

I will post poems given thus far when I am less drunk.

In the meantime when you see Rehio please give him a big old huggle for being such a good sport about this. Lotsa folks would not have been as cool about a random pirate hosting some event at their expense.

Cheers and beers.
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Re: Let the Violetting begin! Poetry Hour is here!

Thank you to Loola for making all this possible, and of course to all the mates who donated to the cause.

Thank you to Rehio for being a better sport about this than anyone else ever could. You make it fun. :) And I promise to refrain from grayping or violeting you or your bubble until the next poetry cruise. Mostly because my poem rocked.



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The topic line for my poem...just the topic line...is longer than the poems we have heard so far...(I hope Loola got the rest of it from the other night)
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Re: Let the Violetting begin! Poetry Hour is here!

So I was in the Cursed Isles and you'd never believe what I found written on one of those little scraps of paper I plundered:

 
Sonnets From the Rehio-ese 44:
How do I hate thee? Let me count the ways.


How do I hate thee? Let me count the ways.
I hate thee to the depth and breadth and height
My sword can reach, so I shall fight
To end your being and punch your face
I hate thee so I bought some mace
To spray in your eyes to my delight.
I hate thee freely, as is only right;
I hate thee purely, with unrelenting pace.
I hate thee with the passion put to use
In my old griefs, and with my childhood's faith.
I hate thee with a hate I seemed to use
To write this very poem. I hate thee with the dread,
Graype, violets, of all my life; and, if God choose,
I shall but hate thee better when you're dead.

- Rehio Barrett Browning


I get the sense he really likes poetry... and people.

Rumbullion - Monkey Knife Fight

Edited once for proper apostrophes.
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LMAO Rum- that's an awesome find.

Patti

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Re: Let the Violetting begin! Poetry Hour is here!

Will there be a compilation of Rehio's poetry, by any chance? :D
 
But hey, bonus points for giving Rehio hope, only to see it painfully dashed on the rocky shores of reality.

I think the idea was revenge, not rescue...;)
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