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Ilyarus2004

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Make Me Laugh!

You know what? I've been having such a rough couple of months... Work has been killing me and my best friend's dad died making him leave to New York for a while. I am all alone for christmas this year first year too. So i need something that will cheer me up! Ye may remember me doing a similar contest like this but this one is totally different! Since videos pictures and words have different impact on me i will divide these into categories. There will be three categories. Laughter is a gift and i shouldn't limit ye to an amount of entries so feel free to post as much as ye like just remember to post in one post. I haven't done an event in a while and am low on prizes since Christmas is coming up. I am extending this contest until my birthday January 17th I'll need a good laugh till then cause i'm sure friends will come back from relatives by then. Make sure you post your category with yer entry ye can enter more then one. Here are the prizes!!!

Words Category: Inscribed Scroll and a Pie.
Runner Up: Purple Spiky Coral

Picture: Slave Labour of me for 2 hours.
Runner Up: Purple Clamshell

Video: Indigo Item of your choice from my colletion.
Runner Up: Purple Starfish

Overall: Lime Painted WarBrig
Runner Up: Sloop

Yes i know there's a lot of unknowns they will most likely be filled in a week and mates this Christmas is gonna be a bit sad for me so cheer me up, make me laugh!!!!
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Russian on Midnight.

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Re: Make Me Laugh!

Me from halloween about 5 years ago at my last job





And from YPP (Yummy Perverted Pirates), a lil peeping tom action:


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Kill your brother, you'll feel better-----Edgar Frogg (The Lost Boys)

Freak
Captain of Freakshow(a non-crew)
King of Carnival Of Oddities(a non-flag)
AVATAR BY MOLASSES
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Re: Make Me Laugh!

McSweeney's Lists usually give me a good laugh.
http://www.mcsweeneys.net/links/lists/

Best of craigslist is good too (though perhaps a little more R rated):
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/all/

Sorry about your situation.
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Re: Make Me Laugh!

Video Entries
I scoured Youtube to find the best, and (hopefully) funniest clips!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYX7ACuTBTY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uwOL4rB-go
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5im0Ssyyus
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENlJB9gDs4g
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8hV01wcULM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXIQSH-M_kQ&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXuIRdsNQ38&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYisTinifwY&feature=channel
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7leGcdhIWlc&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kuk1htmBP0&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHynEnz-X_4&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIIRmIQVXrE&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5ALIL7T764
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-TZ8Z5S9rI&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2gnu1WXQk0&fmt=18
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5z4Vs26-TI&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwSqdL7fiE8&NR=1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68EfWpy1Gq0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYblGD9_yHk&feature=channel
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9MjSKn2NiQ&annotation_id=annotation_2556&feature=iv
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCQSpzjHxpQ&feature=channel
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFCSXr6qnv4&feature=channel_page
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FXMYsMvs1A&feature=channel


Picture Entries
http://www.frenchfriends.info/files/funny_soccer.jpg
http://www.ratemyeverything.net/image/1156/0/Stupid_Woman_on_Who_Wants_to_be_a_Millionaire.ashx

Word Entries


A couple was getting ready to go to a Halloween party but the wife had a terrible headache. She told her husband to go anyway. After a short argument he agreed, and she took some aspirin and went to bed.

Later she awoke and felt great, so she decided to go to the party and see what her hubby did when she wasn't around. As soon as she arrived, she noticed him on the dance floor getting very friendly with every hottie in the place, and groping them when he could.

She then cut in and rubbed close to him. When the song ended, he leaned over and whispered in her ear, "Let's go outside." So the two costumed characters snuck off and occupied themselves in one of the parked cars.

Midnight was to be the unveiling of the party-goers, so she slipped out and went home before the clock struck twelve.

When he got home she asked, "How was the party? Did you meet any interesting people?"

He replied, ''You know me, dear. I don't have a good time when you're not with me. I ran into a few friends and we ended up in the basement playing poker. It wasn't very fun at all. But the guy I loaned my costume to had the time of his life!"

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Dick Cheney walks into the Oval Office and sees The President whooping and hollering.

"What's the matter, Mr. President?" The Vice President inquired.

"Nothing at all, boss. I just done finished a jigsaw puzzle in record time!" The President beamed.

"How long did it take you?"

"Well, the box said '3 to 5 Years' but I did it in a month!"

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(This is a real story, taken from a news report)
In 2000 an English amateur player, Lee Todd, was sent off after two seconds when he responded to the referee's whistle to start the game by saying "xxxx me, that was loud" and was dismissed for foul and abusive language.
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Jackarius, Cerulean

 
Cleaver is going to strangle all of you.

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Re: Make Me Laugh!

How to solve a rubiks cube in 6 seconds...

http://i35.servimg.com/u/f35/13/05/28/77/667-th10.jpg

These are funny too! XD

http://i70.servimg.com/u/f70/13/10/67/27/motiva21.jpg

http://i70.servimg.com/u/f70/13/10/67/27/motiva19.jpg

http://i70.servimg.com/u/f70/13/10/67/27/motiva16.jpg

http://i70.servimg.com/u/f70/13/10/67/27/procra10.jpg

http://i70.servimg.com/u/f70/13/10/67/27/this-s10.jpg

:) Hope you feel better :)
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Kingopuzzles starting up on Emerald
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Re: Make Me Laugh!

Big spaces between each joke. Please keep scrolling :)





HOW TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU'RE OLD AND DON'T MOVE FAST ANYMORE.

George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi was going up to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window.
George opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things. He phoned the police, who asked 'Is someone in your house,' and he said 'no.' Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be along when available. George said, 'Okay,' hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again. 'Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people stealing things from my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I just shot them.' Then he hung up.
Within five minutes six police cars, a SWAT Team, a helicopter, two fire trucks, a paramedic and an ambulance showed up at the Phillips' residence and caught the burglars red-handed.
One of the Policemen said to George: 'I thought you said that you'd shot them!' George said, 'I thought you said there was nobody available!'
True Story - Don't mess with old people.















Quotes from George W. Bush

"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
...George W. Bush

"Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child."
...Governor George W. Bush

"Welcome to Mrs. Bush, and my fellow astronauts."
...Governor George W. Bush

"Mars is essentially in the same orbit...Mars is somewhat the same distance from the Sun, which is very important. We have seen pictures where there are canals, we believe, and water. If there is water, that means there is oxygen. If oxygen, that means we can breathe."
...Governor George W. Bush, 8/11/94

"The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century."
...Governor George W. Bush, 9/15/95

"I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy -- but that could change."
...Governor George W. Bush, 5/22/98

"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'."
...Governor George W. Bush, 12/6/93

"Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things."
...Governor George W. Bush, 11/30/96

"I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future."
...Governor George W. Bush

"The future will be better tomorrow."
...Governor George W. Bush

"We're going to have the best educated American people in the world."
...Governor George W. Bush 9/21/97

"People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on history."
...Governor George W. Bush

"I stand by all the misstatements that I've made."
...Governor George W. Bush to Sam Donaldson, 8/17/93

"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe . We are a part of Europe ."
...Governor George W. Bush

"Public speaking is very easy."
...Governor George W. Bush to reporters

"I am not part of the problem. I am a Republican."
...Governor George W. Bush

"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls."
...Governor George W. Bush

"When I have been asked who caused the riots and the killing in LA, my answer has been direct & simple: Who is to blame for the riots? The rioters are to blame. Who is to blame for the killings? The killers are to blame."
...George W. Bush

"Illegitimacy is something we should talk about in terms of not having it."
...Governor George W. Bush 5/20/96

"We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur."
...Governor George W. Bush 9/22/97

"For NASA, space is still a high priority."
...Governor George W. Bush, 9/5/93

"Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children."
...Governor George W. Bush , 9/18/95

"The American people would not want to know of any misquotes that George Bush may or may not make."
...Governor George W. Bush

"We're all capable of mistakes, but I do not care to enlighten you on the mistakes we may or may not have made."
...Governor George W. Bush

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
...Governor George W. Bush

"[It's] time for the human race to enter the solar system."
...Governor George W. Bush














Pastors Sven & Ole in Nort Dakotah

Reverend Ole was the pastor of the local Norwegian Lutheran Church and Pastor Sven was the minister of the Swedish Covenant Church across the road. I saw them yesterday standing by the road, pounding a sign into the ground, that reads:

"Da End iss Near! Turn Yourself Aroundt Now! Before It's Too Late!"

As a car sped past them, the driver leaned out his window and yelled, "Leave us alone, you religious nuts!"

From the curve we heard screeching tires and a big splash...

Rev. Ole turns to Pastor Sven and asks, "Do ya tink maybe da sign should yust say 'Bridge Out'?"













An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun
in one hand pulling a male buffalo with the other.
He says to the waiter:

'Want coffee.'

The waiter says, 'Sure, Chief. Coming right up.'

He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee.
The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp,
turns and blasts the buffalo with the shotgun,
causing parts of the animal to splatter everywhere
and then just walks out.

The next morning the Indian returns.
He has his shotgun in one hand, pulling
another male buffalo with the other.
He walks up to the counter and says to
the waiter


'Want coffee.'


The waiter says 'Whoa, Tonto! We're still cleaning up your mess from yesterday.


What was all that about, anyway?'

The Indian smiles and proudly says ..

'Training for position in United States Congress:
Come in, drink coffee, shoot bull,
leave mess for others to clean up,
disappear for rest of day.













Copper Wire

After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, New York scientists found traces of a copper-wire system dating back 100 years, and they came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone
network more than 100 years ago.
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Not to be outdone by New Yorkers, in the weeks that followed, California scientists dug to a depth of 20 feet, and shortly after, headlines in the LA Times newspaper read: "California archaeologists have found traces of 200 year old copper-wire system and have concluded that their ancestors already had an advanced high-tech communications network a hundred years earlier than the New Yorkers."
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One week later, The Redneck Rebel Gazette in LaVergne , Tennessee , reported the following: "After digging as deep as 30 feet in an empty field near Smyrna , Bubba Ray Johnson, a self-taught archaeologist, reported that he found absolutely nothing. Bubba has therefore concluded that 300 years ago, Tennessee had already gone wireless."












FORREST GUMP GOES to HEAVEN

The day finally arrived. Forrest Gump dies and goes to Heaven. He is at The Pearly Gates, met by St. Peter himself. However, the gates are closed,

And Forrest approaches the gatekeeper.

St. Peter said, 'Well, Forrest,

It is certainly good to see you. We have heard a lot about you.

I must tell you, though, that the place is filling up fast,

And we have been administering an entrance examination for everyone. The test is short, but you have to pass it before you can get into Heaven.'

Forrest responds, 'It sure is good to be here, St. Peter, sir.

But nobody ever told me about any entrance exam.

I sure hope that the test ain't too hard.

Life was a big enough test as it was.'

St. Peter continued, 'Yes, I know, Forrest, but the test is only three questions.

First:
What two days of the week begin with the letter T?

Second:
How many seconds are there in a year?

Third:
What is God's first name?'

Forrest leaves to think the questions over.

He returns the next day and sees St. Peter, who waves him up, and says,

'Now that you have had a chance to think the questions over, tell me your answers'

Forrest replied, 'Well, the first one -- which two days in the week begins with the letter 'T'?

Shucks, that one is easy. That would be Today and Tomorrow.'

The Saint's eyes opened wide and

He exclaimed, 'Forrest, that is not what I was thinking,

But you do have a point, and I guess I did not specify,

So I will give you credit for that answer.

How about the next one?' asked St. Peter.

'How many seconds in a year?

Now that one is harder,' replied Forrest, but I thunk and thunk about that, and I guess the only answer can be twelve.'

Astounded, St. Peter said, 'Twelve?

Twelve? Forrest, how in Heaven's name could you come up with twelve seconds in a year?'

Forrest replied, 'Shucks, there's got to be twelve:

January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd... '

'Hold it,' interrupts St. Peter. 'I see where you are going with this,

And I see your point, though that was not quite what I had in mind....

But I will have to give you credit for that one, too.

Let us go on with the third and final question.

Can you tell me God's first name'?

'Sure,' Forrest replied, 'it's Andy.'

'Andy?' exclaimed an exasperated and frustrated St Peter.

'Ok, I can understand how you came up with your answers to my first two questions,

But just how in the world did you come up with the name Andy as the first name of God?'

'Shucks, that was the easiest one of all,' Forrest replied. 'I learnt it from the song,

'ANDY WALKS WITH ME, ANDY TALKS WITH ME, ANDY TELLS ME I AM HIS OWN.'

St. Peter opened the Pearly Gates, and said:

'Run Forrest, run.'










I was depressed last night so I called Lifeline.

Got a call center in Pakistan .
I told them I was suicidal.
They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.












> > A man is walking home alone late one foggy Halloween
> > night, when behind
> > him he hears:
>
> > BUMP...
>
> > BUMP...
>
> > BUMP...
>
> > Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he sees
> > the image of an
> > upright casket banging its way down the middle of the
> > street toward him.
>
> > BUMP...
>
> > BUMP...
>
> > BUMP..
>
> > Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the
> > casket bouncing
> > quickly behind him.
>
> > FASTER...
>
> > FASTER...
>
> > BUMP...
>
>
> > BUMP...
>
> > BUMP....
>
> > He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the
> > door, rushes in,
> > slams and locks the door behind him. However, the casket
> > crashes through the
> > door, with the lid of the casket clapping.
>
> > clappity-BUMP...
>
> > clappity-BUMP...
>
> > clappity-BUMP...
>
> > With the casket on his heels, the terrified man runs.
>
> > Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, he locks himself in. His
> > heart is
> > pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in
> > sobbing gasps.
>
> > With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door.
>
> > Bumping and clapping toward him.
>
> > The man screams and reaches for something, anything, but
> > all he can find is
> > a bottle of cough syrup! Desperate, he throws the cough
> > syrup at the casket...
>
> > and,
>
>
>
> > The coffin stops .
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Ilyarus2004

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Re: Make Me Laugh!

 
McSweeney's Lists usually give me a good laugh.
http://www.mcsweeneys.net/links/lists/

Best of craigslist is good too (though perhaps a little more R rated):
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/all/

Sorry about your situation.



I do not accept these you gotta pick specifics plz.
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Ilya on most of the oceans,
Russian on Midnight.

Hypnos tells ye, "i burn u"

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Re: Make Me Laugh!

Video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a24lxHGg_j8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1aBaX9GPSaQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rje1TEmvVw0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OnzomBrtg9s
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FM1tkZhRNJA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6Eq5gcrFCY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOFy8QkNWWs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INVxODqDucw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6tXsO35TQ-0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxM1cnphLpw
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Swordblade on Cobalt

 
"Think of it like a Twinkie. If you bite into the yellow part of a Twinkie and there is no white cream filling, it SUCKS!" -Ryan Higa


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Re: Make Me Laugh!

my video entries
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=6y1e0skfJts http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=KXaW8ikmNzw

not an entry but thought you might enjoy:
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=A2syxXPR7xY

There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.

Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."

"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."

"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."
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Member of the flag Crimson Horizons
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Video...
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=AVjGsW0zXJw
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Crip- Cobalt
Raider- Midnight
Raider- Azure

Galene tells ye, "Glad you have a sense of humor. Nice to give you a little trouble for all the trouble you have given us!"
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another video

http://www.youtube.com/v/m5eJU9D3oGI&hl=en&fs=1
edit = another

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=qsEZ2lpM0Yw

more videos

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=2RVbdKagzDY&eurl=http://www.e4.com/rudetube/cctv_p_4.html

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=0MD6Cx0qzRA&NR=1
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Crip- Cerulean
Crip- Cobalt
Raider- Midnight
Raider- Azure

Galene tells ye, "Glad you have a sense of humor. Nice to give you a little trouble for all the trouble you have given us!"
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'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.
Except for my son Billy's pet mouse named Chris.
I'm not really sure where I'm going with this.




Anyway, my wife in her kerchief and I in my cap,
Were asleep after a long day of Christmassy crap.
When then, from the chimney, there arose quite a clamour,
"There's someone in the house" my frightened wife stammered.
I reached for the bedside, grabbed my handgun and said,
"This trespasser's getting an ass full of lead"









I crept down the stairway, and slid down the hall,
And, handgun in hand, I peered 'round the wall.
The burglar wore red, and stood fat and stout,
With a large burlap sack, to hold jewelry no doubt.
Who this guy was, I just couldn't place,
For a bushy white beard covered most of his face.





Now, I'm not a bad person, I think you'd agree,
But you just don't break into a man's house, you see.
"Hey you" I said, as he spun 'round with a twitch,
"Merry Christmas, you son of a bitch!"
I fired a shot as he dove to the floor.
Through a flurry of tinsel, I fired twice more.
"Please stop!" he yelled loudly, "You don't understand"
"Stay away from my family, you disgusting old man"



With his finger on his nose, he lept with a burst,
And dashed for the fireplace, but I got there first.
I pushed the muzzle into his beard white as snow,
When suddenly a small voice behind me cried "No!"




I turned 'round and saw it was Billy, my son.
With his pet mouse in hand, he said "Put down the gun.
What are you doing? Don't you know who that is?
Couldn't you tell by that red hat of his?
That's Santa Claus, dad. It's jolly Saint Nick.
Now put down the gun. Come on, don't be a dick."
Billy was right, this old man meant no harm.
I holstered my gun, as he outstretched his arm.
In a flash he took the gun right out of its holder,
And fired a shot into my left shoulder.





Goddamnit!" I cried as I fell to the floor,
While the burglar made haste toward the jewelry drawer.
"I feel kind of bad" he said, filling his sack,
"But you believe in Santa, so cut me some slack.
Maybe next time someone breaks into your house,
You won't listen to some six year old kid with a mouse."



Then he yelled, as he ran off with my bigscreen TV,
"Merry Christmas to all. Well, maybe to me!"
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Prizes are updated and finallized
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http://www.explosm.net/comics/1496/

http://www.explosm.net/comics/1471/

http://www.explosm.net/comics/631/

http://www.explosm.net/comics/607/

http://www.explosm.net/comics/1391/

http://www.explosm.net/comics/448/

http://www.explosm.net/comics/1184/



hope these are funny images
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http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=luulI0vf5HQ&feature=related



this gets me every time. its a video


heres another
edit:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVZldI3Ns7E&feature=related


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tS2BFzK_Pmw&feature=related
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Zolltan

On Cobalt and Viridian
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Videos, for you pleasure.

/Fart?

/Hydrate?

/Nomnom?

/Roll?

/Mudkip?

/Electrocute?
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17 more days mates!
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and now for video posts!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JahdnOQ9XCA



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZmDWltBziM


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvWUWtA5jIA


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUgB0hNf0bs


heh
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DEADLINE IS THIS SATURDAY! (End of saturday)
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vinceyoung you might want to fix your multiple posts |
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feel free to post as much as ye like just remember to post in one post.

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Jackarius, Cerulean

 
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vinceyoung you might want to fix your multiple posts |
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feel free to post as much as ye like just remember to post in one post.


Thats not really a rule just some advice.
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vinceyoung you might want to fix your multiple posts |
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feel free to post as much as ye like just remember to post in one post.


Thats not really a rule just some advice.


:p
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Happy birthday Ilya! Have a good one :)
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um.. bumpety bump

anybody home?
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Judging in progress expect a week or two i am really busy and not in a laughing mood atm...
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Aw, I'm too late to cheer ya up for prizes. But hey, we're friends -- I don't need prizes! Maybe this'll cheer ya up a little mate. I'll be back in the game full time, hopefully by the end of February. Unfortunately the skank formerly known as Mrsjakaubry my ex decided to loot my account and delete the beloved Jakaubrey. I do know two of my former ships still exist, the Lucky Jack and the Awesome Jackfish. Both were gifts to me and had very special sentimental value. But hey, at least I'm coming back even if I have to do the old "grind the stats back up where they belong" deal.

Hope to see you all soon!

Jakaubrey
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Aw, I'm too late to cheer ya up for prizes. But hey, we're friends -- I don't need prizes! Maybe this'll cheer ya up a little mate. I'll be back in the game full time, hopefully by the end of February. Unfortunately the skank formerly known as Mrsjakaubry my ex decided to loot my account and delete the beloved Jakaubrey. I do know two of my former ships still exist, the Lucky Jack and the Awesome Jackfish. Both were gifts to me and had very special sentimental value. But hey, at least I'm coming back even if I have to do the old "grind the stats back up where they belong" deal.

Hope to see you all soon!

Jakaubrey


O.o
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Sorry for such a delay... Still need to et around to judging and i've been on for minutes and i want to judge everything at the same time in the same mood. I'll get to it asap.
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Just wanted to make sure ye hadn't forgotten about this...
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Gymboy on Cerulean
Kingopuzzles starting up on Emerald
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I haven;t judging will prob take about three hours and i want to judge everything at the same time, so once i get three hours i'll judge... I promise i'll finish judging by the 20th.
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