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Posted by CapnKkatz at Feb 16, 2016 8:02:31 AM
Re: Anti-Valentine's Doodle: Love Stinks! [Deadline: Feb 16, 11:59pm]
Greyladyy of Cerulean

L-ove is what the girly tries to give me,
O-nly kiss me once and you will see!
V-ery nearly makes me hurl,
E-very single stinkin' girl,
R-eally rum's the only love for me!

Tall or short or fat or thin,
Know my heart you'll never win,
My lips be wasted
If yours they tasted,
They only have lust for gin.

Valentine's Day? Bah! Who cares?
I lust only for booty shares!
Give me yer money!
Not yer sweet honey!
I'm a pirate my dear, so beware!

Greylady, Meridian & Emerald, Greyladyy on Cerulean

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