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Posted by budclare2 at Dec 7, 2013 11:56:22 PM
Re: December Doodle #2: That's Cracy Talk [Deadline Saturday]
Budclare, Meridian


Power belongs in the hands of people who have no noses; since all forms of government require the shoveling of vast amounts of BS*, it's best to not actually have a sense of smell.

All those born noseless should have automatic citizenship, with all associated rights and privileges (a lack of nasal allergies, etc.). A naturalization process should be available to those who lose/remove their noses later in life, allowing them to be treated just like anyone else who has no nose. Anyone attempting to sneakily hide a nose cosmetically should be severely punished, possibly by forcing them to eat stinky cheeses and bathe dogs who have been skunked.

Leaders should be chosen based on strict criteria, such as their adherence to noseless naming guidelines; a pirate named Sneezer should never be given a position of authority, noseless or not.

April Fools' Day should be a holiday during which we all reflect on how lucky we are not to have noses. The night would end with a bonfire onto which we all throw our nose effigies. There would be a poem and everything:
Remember, remember!
The first of Aprember**

*barnacle scat
**The old pirate name for April (see above re: barnacle scat)
Budclare on Meridian

I want a cookie.

(Imp turned me into a dolly! :D)

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