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|Posted by Snowpixie at Dec 4, 2013 4:35:51 AM|
Re: December Doodle #2: That's Cracy Talk [Deadline Saturday]
Imp, Meridian. I'd like to buy an increased word limit, please.
Puzzle Pirates, Incorporated is a registered Government TM under the Green and Blue Agreed Inter-Ocean Agreement Policies (SIS/QA#452.39/A-458.42/T inclusive). Our multiskilled, dynamic, expensively-dressed teams are here to engage with you dynamically on your excitingly unique Pirate Identity Incorporation (Pi2). With adaptive, dynamic brand licensing and innovative marketing based on a stable core of Plausibly Deniable Dynamic Business Intelligence, We are the Government for You! Book now to attend a free seminar! Tea and Coffee provided!
You are your Brand. All Piratenames to be registered with the Puzzle Pirates, Incorporated Registry of Pirate Registration. Lifetime fees apply. Defaulting on payments will result in deletion after a period of no less than 6 weeks and the name will be returned to the common pool for reselection.
Brand Protection* licence required. Licences may be obtained through the Puzzle Pirates, Incorporated Brand Protection Bureau. Fees and charges apply.
*Registered brand-protection strategies include: Litigation By Sword/Bludgeon/Mug, Spin, Industrial espionage, Governor-bribing and Forum-baiting, Distraction, Misdirection, Rhetorical devices and Persuasive language.
Profit Maximisation* licence required. Licences can be obtained through the Puzzle Pirates, Incorporated Advertising Licensing Board. Fees and charges apply. Advertising space not included.
Specialist Advertising Consultants are available through the Puzzle Pirates, Incorporated Advertising Consultancy. Bookings essential. Fees and charges apply.
*Profit maximisation permissions include: signage, throw a party, innspam, /tell, offer?, would you like fries with that?, have a nice day, markup, market manipulation and persuasive advertising.
Piracy Licences required for all seafaring activities. Fees applicable. Circumstance-mitigation and responsibilty-exemption insurance extra. All decisions to be made by committee, to be nominated prior to sailing.
Individual Licences individually required for individual activities including: Melee Participation, Monsterhunting, Deedholding (Residential), Deedholding (Seafaring), Deedholding (Retail), Goldrunning, Fruitrunning, Crewrunning, Krakenslaying, Drinking after 5pm, Drinking before 5pm, Drinking at 5pm, etc, subject to change without notice.
Written by I. Sane for the Department of Homeisland Core Competency Standards, Infrastructure Streamlining and Marketing Analytics Development. Authorised by A.T. Wenceslas.
Imp, totally sane mermaid-siren of Meridian.
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